Thread 723957080

its a fucking masterpiece and im tired of pretending its not

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>>723957080 (OP)
>its a fucking masterpiece and im tired of pretending its not
No it isn't, also quoting the incel clown is patethic.

Masterpiece? No. I played it last year and it is a good game, but I still wouldn't give it a 10/10.

>>723957080 (OP)
trasn streetkid V is canon MTF of course

Some other anon said this, but its somehow like five 8/10s at the same time.
Theres a lot of effort and prestige, but it lacks any sign of mastery or artistry that would make it a masterpiece.
Unless you view it as nothing but a toy, then Cyberpunk is a 10/10

there's a lot to like but also a lot I don't like. Johnny for starters, is an annoying small dick energy cunt who just barges into every conversation with the same loserspeak every time: I'm awesome fuck everyone. Dude shut up.
The skilltree fix never clicked for me. Some dialogues are way too long and boring.

There's a lot to do, it looks great and the gunplay is good too. I'm like 120 hours in and still haven't done everything. That's good. I would not call it a masterpiece basically because of the story and characters but the world is fantastic.

>>723957759
>8/10
Nothing about this game is 8/10.
It's a 5 at best.

>>723957080 (OP)
it's decent since it doesn't cost any money but the company behind it hates white men so don't forget to pirate it if you have to play it

>>723958063
We do not hate white men, ffs.

>>723957080 (OP)
based
>>723958063
fuck off shlomo

>>723958138
https://www.cdprojektred.com/en/diversity
https://dziewczynywgrze.pl/girls-join-the-game-and-change-the-rules/
anything else you want to add to your concession?

>>723958316
>girls get to play vidya too
>YOU HATE WHITE PEOPLE
fucking go back to /pol/ retard

>masterpiece
It could've been with the source material they had. Instead it's just a mediocre "action-RPG" with shitty action and half assed RPG elements that feels like GTA from wish. Even the story is retarded.
How do you fuck up this bad?

TELL'EM IM DA CLIPBOSS

>>723957080 (OP)
> It's a masterpiece
> But only after the shitty pedo Brown anime with a Latino (literally me and brown ugly and sexless like me!!) protagonist
> Also after the hate train died and like for VTMB 1 YouTubers told me it's good actually

It's so whatever. The fucking retards calling it a masterpiece are just making sure Orion will also be whatever.

They could've saved so much time and money and just released something akin to an arena shooter. The combat is the only thing it does near perfectly.

>>723958446
>discrimination is illegal in the most of the EU
>teehee but giving women scholarships(earned from male gamers) and men finger is okay !
maybe you should go back to your bedroom, your bull needs lubing up for your mother
I simply advise against giving money to corporations that hate you, but you're probably not even white.

>>723958619
maybe you should seek help for your insanity retard. Giving scholarships with your own money is called free choice. Fucking hell go back to elementary school. It also has nothing to do with white people you fucking lunatic.

>steal the most prized tech from the biggest, most dangerous and inescapable corp in the world
>can fuck around the city as if nothing happened
yeah totally a masterpiece in writing bro

>>723958751
the arasakas use his death to blame militech and the NUSA and don't really care about V at all

>>723958727
>Giving scholarships with your own money is called free choice.
That's correct and I would agree if the same leeway was provided to everyone. Yet I can't open a pub where women and niggers are not allowed but big corpo can make a program where men are not allowed. I just reminded people they have free choice to play game for free instead of supporting woke company that hates them. Not sure what triggers you so much about people having free choice.

>>723958646
>me trying to parallel park

>>723958751
>Bloated corporation is inefficient
Exactly, wokeanon. Just be China.

>>723958646
there's actually a lore reason for this where the driver has broken cyberware in the brain
check mate, mate :)

The best parts of CP2077 were stolen from William Gibson books.

Stylistically it is, but everything else falls short. And worse still it's so obvious that the player can't help but notice. They aimed way too high.

>>723958923
>don't care about the guy carrying their most expensive and secret tech
yes that's why the plot is retarded

Its nice that you can see there is a massive massive budget that went into small details in this game. I even think think of the mission plan cgi of the city, like something from a movie, totally unnecessary but looked cool.

Game felt very sloppy and extremely easy to play. You don't even need to think about skills and the skilltree, just pickup rare weapons or whatever.
Keanu is an annoying edgy redditor.

>>723957080 (OP)
>NPCs pull bottles out of their ass
>NPCs keep dancing even when you turn off their music
>they randomly just stop walking and stare into distance
>cops look for you on an empty highway instead of alleyways. They go back and forth in front of the cafe youre hiding in, never decide to look inside
>everyone covers in terror when you start punching air
>quirky chungus police radar dialogue
>car chases are just tragic. Theyre super janky and slow. its like watching morbidly obese women play tag
>cant rob stores
>no ragdoll. NPCs just fall flat on their face most of the time
>awful melee weapons. Feels like youre swinging baseball bat underwater
>nothing to do in the open world
>lame far cry-tier missions
>its a fucking masterpiece
how so? The only cool thing is when you dump your mag into someone and they keep flinching like in 80s movies
>"the DLC is keynoooo"
its even worse than the main game. The side gigs are kino and great, but I was expecting that level of quality day 1 base game. Aint giving you a penny you lying pigs

>>723957080 (OP)
Yeah, a masterpiece OF SHIT!

CITY OF DREAMS
CITY OF GAY
CITY OF DREAMS
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CITY OF GAY GAY GAY
CITY OF GAY GAY GAY

>5 years of patching later
>they never managed to make driving in first person doable

Bunch of gonks in here

>>723957080 (OP)
That intro montage where you're meeting the fixers and building your reputation with Jackie looked more fun than the main story with wholesome chungus keanu.

>>723957080 (OP)
>has less car density than GTA Vice City from 2002
at least the guns and buildings look cool

>>723962537
Density of traffic and pedestrains is scaleable, so that just means you have shit PC. I don't even want to consider the possibility that you are retarded enough to be playing it on console.

>>723958646
Every game I've ever played has bad NPC pathfinding so it is what it is.

>>723957080 (OP)
It sure is fuckin good

>>723959174
I thought it was critique on capitalism

>>723963247
>I don't even want to consider the possibility that you are retarded enough to be playing it on console
PS4 as a matter of fact. Not my fault you guys cant code.

YES, NO, YES, NO MAKURA NO
YES, NO, YES, NO MAKURA NO..

>Anata to mainichi Ponpon sa sete ne
>Watashi wa anata no Ponpon-chan'na no
>Mainichi Ponpon sa sete ne
>Ponpon sa sete ne
>Mainichi Ponpon sa sete ne
>Ponpon sa sete ne!
https://youtu.be/XVg-bgrOC1s?si=Sc84ifuDz0rOT5dq

>>723963247
Even on the highest density it's still pretty low.

>>723963680
Well there you go, maximum retard

>>723958004
it's 7/10 because of good engine shotting and driving
>>723957080 (OP)
no gangs
enemy gets 5x time dmg and tankines if they higher than 4 levels than you
fights still last 30sec/a minute on hardest dificulty
unless you vs higher level (they can 1 shot you)
no branching story
another cdpr "race against time"
plot is bad
dogshit endings without dlc

It's mediocre and severely underhated given how much CDPR got away with it tenfold with the anime and live service patching.