>A wife buys her husband a new fancy shirt for his birthday
>She warns him that she will be very angry if he pukes on it after getting drunk again
>3 hours later, the husband is celibrating his birthday in a bar with his friends
>Gets blackout drunk, pukes on his shirt
>One of his friends hands him a 10$ bill
>"I've been in the same situation man, here, give it to your wife and say i did it and gave you this bill"
>The husband nods and starts shambling back home
>1 hour later
>Husband falls through his home's doorway, two 10$ bills in hand
>Tells his wife about that "Jim vomited on my shirt and gave me this, he said sorry"
>Bewildered wife then asks: "But what's the other bill for dear?"
>"He also shat in my pants" - the husband replies