>>511001908
>the whole world believes the burger moon landing lie
everyone is waiting for them to come clean

so much for their valuable teachings that make good men better

>>509540982
but they make good men better as they claim
not even their elaborate moral teachings cant keep them from becoming alcoholics
theyre only human after all
anyways, have a good night a happy 4th ;)

>go to the moon
>become an alcoholic