>>535637096
>omg hii it’s me, Mystra
>sooo there’s this big scary villain
>yeah I could snap my fingers and end him
>but like… I think it’d be way more empowering if you handled it babe
>well actually not you-you, more like you blowing yourself up lol
>don’t be selfish, think of the Weave
>oh and I’m not even telling you myself, I sent Elminster
>yes, that Elminster, my other ex
>what do you mean it’s weird you and your bff both dated me? cope harder
>you should be honored I even remembered your name
>now go kaboom, sweetie