Kill vampires. Behead vampires. Roundhouse kick vampires into the concrete. Slam dunk vampires into the trash can. Crucify filthy vampires. Defecate in vampires food. Launch vampires into the sun. Stir fry vampires in a wok. Toss vampires into active volcanoes. Urinate into vampires gas tank. Judo throw vampires into a wood chipper. Twist vampires heads off. Report vampires to the IRS. Karate chop vampires in half. Curb stomp pregnant vampires. Trap vampires in quicksand. Crush vampires in the trash compactor. Liquify vampires in a vat of acid. Eat vampires. Dissect vampires. Exterminate vampires in the gas chamber. Stomp vampires skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate vampires in the oven. Lobotomize vampires. Mandatory abortions for vampires. Grind vampires fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown vampires in fried chicken grease. Vaporize vampires with a ray gun. Kick vampires down the stairs. Feed vampires to alligators. Slice vampires with a katana. Impale vampires with a spear. Bash vampires skulls in with a maul or a mace. Judo throw vampires into a factory sized meat grinder.