>Be captain of destroyer in the Carrierstrikegroup pingpong assigned to patrol the waters of chingchong under the supervision of dingdong
>Radar picks up a large ship approaching from 300kms away
>Launch 2 missiles
>Watch with anticipation as youll score a kill and get +500social credits
>All your missiles are shoot down
>Repeat again with even more
>One manages to get trough
>But ship doesnt stop
>Pingpong finishes all its stockpiles
>Wait for hours as contacts start getting nearer
>Watch in horror as 100000 tonns of steel come trough the mist
>Fire your punny cannons at it
>Shells ricochets in to the water
>Clank clank
>The hum of chinesium forged motors comes to a halt
>Three twelve inch holes in the engine compartment
>That's like 30 centimeters for those of you in gay countries
>Chinesium ship taking on water
>Hong Fong taking a bath in the engine room, essential oils for his hair routine
>Ship is going down
>Captain Ho Lee Fook