>"Oh that tears it!"
>"I brought my new friend Anonymous to you girls because I knew you'd be helpful and accepting..but I was wrong!"
>"Anonymous isn't an animal or some 'eldritch' monster! He's a conscious, feeling being!"
>"...Oh! Um, also Anonymous..I maaay have lost your clothes while doing laundry, but um I bought you a nice collar in the mean time!"
>'..Why's it on a leash?'