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>Be Starbright
>The rapist-cannibal ignores my request to turn around and provides some poor ideas for escaping, and also some college level advice for inducing vomiting
>I did go to mage academy you know, though I didn’t get invited to those sorts of parties
>I wobble over to the ingredient shelf and pop open a jar of fermented troll feces, which immediately triggers vomiting
>See kids, that is why learning alchemy is useful
>I spew up some slightly digested mushrooms, and then while pointedly facing away from the rapist-cannibal, I start filling an empty jar with pee
>My vision starts blurring badly, and it suddenly feels like I had an intense orgasm in my nostrils
>What the hell was in those mushrooms?!?
>The ingredient shelf has labels on it now,, some are written in gooblygook, others disappear when you look directly at them, but a few are legible, including the one next to the mushrooms
>Anthrapuffballs, infused with LSDs, multiple Wish spells, arsenic, concentrated wild magic and far realm magic, and shavings from the Deck of Many Things, the Rod of Seven Parts, the Armageddon Rod, the Deadly Hallows, koala urine, and artificial flavoring
>Causes everything you hallucinate to become reality
>May cause itchiness, dry mouth, infertility, hyperfertility, transformation, spontaneous combustion, spontaneous explosions, spontaneous implosion, death, deletion from reality, and fever like symptoms in yourself or those around you
>Not recommended for use by anyone, ever
>May also destroy the fabric of reality
>That can’t be real can it?
>The letters on the label rearranged themselves to be a bunch of stick figures, then a bunch of dicks and boobs, and then the whole label disappears
“mumblemumblemumble..the boss just threw a bunch of shit in there."
>There are voices behind me, I don’t want people knowing I am high, this is so embarrassing