>>514755926
George Carlin also sound like reddit personified.
He had a good bit... in the 1970s about how there are 7words you can't say on Television (fuck shit cunt piss +3). but I look at him before he died and is not great.

The greatest stand up comedy, will never get onto TV because it's the opposite of TV, it is funny and tries to fuck people up.

Meanwhile the "comedy" on goyvision is not funny and it tries to make people comfortable,

I have been to several Edinburgh Fringe festivals (basically the capital city of Scotland has every pad open up with a "stand-up" comedian.

And the tryhards in 2013 are the same as the tryhards in 2019.... they are similar now too...
they are just making jokes like a jester for a promise of something greater...

And nothing greater will ever come. Not to them, not to me, not to you...

C'est la vie...

>>513841079
The Russians have a theorem about it.
"Whatever dumb retarded repugnant shit the hohols make up about Russia, it ends up being false and it ends up that Ukraine is actually doing that sort of shit twice as much"
The Taras Theorem it is called...

>>512678229
Leave the tiny mountain village of Slovenia alone!

However you may take the three tiny seaside Baltic villages of Eesti/Livonia/Lithuania with you.
Please take them with you!
Actually it is not a request, it is a desire and a request from Grandfather Frost/Дeд Mopoз.
MAKE THE THREE TINY BALTIC VILLAGES FUCK OFF PLEASE!

>>528151167
>you get invited to a water racing event in Sakura village
>meet the wind general and make a random three-man team for bubble fish echo river racing.
>mindfuck memories of when t he wind general used to be a wind captain in his youth in the north
>it was a difficult time and people died in an attack
>you wake up
>you win the fish racing tournament
>you lay flowers in Jianzhou's monument to pay respect to Jiyan's fallen comrades
>ggnore
It was an OK mission 2bh.