>>33827540
You're a poet and you don't know it
>>33827493
Fuck that noise lol I'm a simp
I met a really tall blonde MILF at the club last night who said I was cute and now I'm at hers and she's making flapjacks
I'M IN LOVE I WANT TO MARRY HER PINCH ME I'M DREAMING AAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>33827526
Keep him on a leash
>>33827443
Aww, sometimes cats just go on side quests, I'm sure she'll return xx but if you're really worried maybe make a Facebook post and put up some signs. I'm sure she's OK x

>>33811315
Some of them don't
A MILF at work tonight gave me ten bucks as a tip and called me darling
I think I'm in love with her

>>33460192
I'm straight and white
People irl just think I'm a bit girly
Some girl at maccies complimented my fit, I was like omg thank you honey, your shoes and nails are givingg rn xx