Thread 33811311

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Previously on ATOGA: >>33808454

I wish women didn't hate men.

>>33811315
ugly men*

>>33811311 (OP)
m or f
who do you think is a bad influence to your own sex?

>>33811311 (OP)
Horse grills I have questions.
If you are on a mupti day or long hike what percent of the time do you ride vs walk so they don't get tired?
Would you need to rest them after?
Do you need to bring horse food or can you just point it at a grass field and let it go to town and thats enough.

Why are women so much nicer to chads vs average guys. Being attracted is one thing but courtesy is another, no?

>>33811311 (OP)
someone post personality test that isnt the bdsm one

Where do I meet clingy gf

how will my 5.5 inch punisher compete with BBC girls?

>>33811311 (OP)
F. I would never date an indian male sorry.

Men, I will miss you after I become homeless from 27th but I will return sooner or later
Also I will miss other women too

>>33811343
You can live in my basement if you want

>>33811318
No, just men in general.

>>33811328
Simps and stepfathers have been a generational curse on society

>>33811343
You and me both. Here’s to a cold winter

>>33811341
ENTJ, YWNBAW

>>33811341
Yeah, white male is life in ez mode. Imagine being 6'+ on top of that, you have it easier than most women at that point...

>>33811354
I'm white, 6'2", with a big dick and I make six figures. None of that matters to women, apparently.

>>33811358
You need a good face

>>33811339
There is no competition because I do not want BBC.

>>33811362
Face is mid. I'm not horribly ugly, but I'm not a male model either.

>>33811354
>you have it easier than most women at that point.
in dating? hell no. anything else? sure.

>>33811364
Are you fat?

>>33811362
Nah, height makes up for face. Much like big ass/boobs makes up for face in women

I'm horny!

>>33811367
No.

Is anyone here a real woman?

>>33811368
face>height tho, no?

>>33811368
>Nah, height makes up for face
Not even remotely true.

>>33811377
i mean would you rather be tall and ugly or short and ugly anon

>>33811363
ok sub BBC with other big cock ? i will never be able to fill out a woman with mine :((

>>33811375
80% of this thread is female federal agents posing as men in a plot to sway public opinion and contain us

>>33811328
M, Andrew Tate kek

>>33811375
Yes

>>33811339
Most girls don't have a BBC.

>>33811370
>proceeds to melty at white women because they rejected him for being a stinky pajeet

>>33811380
You completely changed the premise.

>>33811381
I don't want that because it can kill my vagina, due to problem. Stop being fucking insecure and use it or lose it.

>>33811387
Surely one day you’ll stop samefagging

>>33811377
>>33811376
While men argue boobs or ass, women argue about face or height. It is.

>>33811343
Ran out of money or what?

>>33811388
yeah I did it for dramatic effect my bad

>>33811390
NTA but how common is your problem and how can I remedy it with you or girls like you? Asking as a bbc haver

>>33811337
MBTI or enneagram?
>>33811343
Are you okay? Do you have nobody you can stay with? If you need money for food or supplies lmk. I've been homeless before and it fucking sucks but you will get through it
>>33811354
>white male is life in ez mode
Idk I'm aware of my privelege but I wouldn't say I've had an easy life lol
>>33811375
No they're all fake women

>>33811392
Watch out guys saar is going to shit himself lmao

>>33811383
I knew it!
>>33811385
(You)
Alright, my question is that I would like to send something off to my girlfriend for Christmas, however I do not know what to get her. I live in America and she lives in the UK.

What gifts should I be looking at purchasing?

>>33811338
I am a clingy gf, find a girl who is shy and anxious and then befriend her and date her I guess.

>>33811393
No they don't, they're not retarded like us in this regard. Face > Height > Hair > Muscles > Dong

A 6'11 mid guy will not outslay a 5'8 model face looking guy on tinder, just forget about it.

>>33811328
he's dead now

>>33811398
idk what enneagram is so that one pls

>>33811343
Also I won't lie, don't feel bad about shoplifting from big stores if you need something. It's not your fault we live in a society where some people have no support network. Take care of yourself

>>33811386
oh we got a comedian here, but it isnt as funny as my pathetic cock next to a real one
>>33811390
so its because of the problem, youd choose the bigger one without it. how is it being insecure? i cant fill out a woman itd probably not even stretch her

>>33811397
The remedy is not having sex with anyone big ever because don't. I'm sure you're a lovely shitposter, but some people are not meant for sex with you and there is nothing you can do about it.

>>33811407
Why even give the larp attention? It’s a woman, they can’t be homeless

>>33811403
actually i think its just cuz 6'11 is too tall jesus man

>>33811343
I'm sorry about this :( Do you have no where else to stay? Have you looked into shelters in the area?

>>33811406
Oki https://www.truity.com/test/enneagram-personality-test

ELON MUSK DIED

>>33811341
Real we live in Cybershitter 2077

>>33811401
>i don't know anything about my gf
Ok bait

>>33811411
Well I used extremes in both cases (face/height).

>>33811311 (OP)
Silly silly foid

>>33811408
>oh we got a comedian here
Sorry, I didn't mean to steal your show.
Keep doing whatever it is you were doing.

>>33811415
FALSE ALARM, I GOT TROLLED

How bad is it if my laptop battery only lasts 4 hours from 100% to 20%?

>>33811409
>I'm sure you're a lovely shitposter,
Err, for once I'm not shitposting, I'm serious. I'm close to soda can girth. I've accepted that no woman will ever give me a blowjob.
>but some people are not meant for sex with you and there is nothing you can do about it.
Grim. Maybe a little louder for the anons insecure about their dick size in the back?

Do you have vaginismus or something else?

Girls, how does it feel emotionally when a man cums on your face?

>>33811328
>m or f
>who do you think is a bad influence to your own sex?
influencers, celebrities, politicians

>>33811375
Why do you care

>>33811427
every (thin) laptop is like that sadly.

Great, it’s the “Atoga males claim they have bigger dicks than the largest pornstars” hour

>>33811408
>so its because of the problem, youd choose the bigger one without it.
No. Also along the way I have learned I do not actually like big because it makes sex to tiring too fast as well ontop of hurting.

Someone in the last thread said that virgin women are disgusting
Why

>>33811421
which girls have bbc then my clown nosed friend?also be honest which one would you pick we are all anon here my 5.5 or BBC/BWC

>>33811431
idk never tried it.

>>33811431
Very beta behaviour.
Cum goes inside.

>>33811394
Yeah and lost my job
>>33811407
>don't feel bad about shoplifting from big stores if you need something
I used to do it even without being homeless sometimes
>>33811412
There is only one shelter near me, I guess I will have to go there or something

>>33811440
it was bait thats every mans dream i think

>>33811437
"I'm tall and I have a big dick and I'm great at sex and the ladies love my rizz when I'm actually trying. Why am I alone right now? Oh, you know, I'm just not trying right now, ha ha." - several thread regulars

>>33811441
>pick
Sorry, not gay.

>>33811437
I, for one, am proud and content with my little 7inch SWC

>>33811343
What state you in anon?

>>33811439
whats the ideal size for you?
>>33811437
im honest about my lil my guy would you take a 5.5 incher?

>>33811429
I have the something else problem.
Also you should date fat women on an average.

>>33811453
Average or less.

>>33811427
Sounds like its just your battery is fried.

>>33811445
How old are you?
What about friends and family?

>>33811447
It’s fucking annoying and makes me want to punch these smug faggots. I just imagine some shit lips dysgenic fat fuck smirking behind his keyboard. 50 years ago these guys would’ve been shot

is this just a penis size thread now

>>33811463
I don't know, but I am 15 cm.

>>33811445
This makes me sad. Please be safe! I really wish I could help you but I can't really help myself either at this point. Definitely look into public resources if you can, not just homelessness but with job finding and stuff.

Someone said that a penis could smack an egg open and it made me wonder if i could open it with my boobs but since i'm not a heartless being i'm never going to do that but you are free to try

>>33811457
but will you even feel anything? average is around my size i suppose even lower? whats the point of a dick then haha

It would be very easy to scam people here if you just pretend to be a woman in distress

>>33811343
i guarantee if this fgt didnt mention/lie about being a woman no one would have responded

>>33811450
nebraska
>>33811459
25
My family is literally banned from contacting me because they're all JW and I left
>>33811466
Thanks

>>33811470
Yeah of course, autists don’t understand empathy. They’re soulless dogs

>>33811474
Why are you calling them dogs

>>33811468
BECAUSE I DON'T MASTERBATE
MORON

>>33811469
You forgot a very big part: knowing how to scam people and being okay with it. Because I've been a woman and in distress and I don't know how to scam anyone

>>33811427
Maybe try replacing the battery
I used a laptop for ages with a friend battery that only worked with charger lol
>>33811445
Are you entitled to any kind of financial aid if you lost your job, it's worth looking into
Do you have a friend's sofa you can sleep on?
Wishing you all the best tho

>>33811473
>My family is literally banned from contacting me because they're all JW and I left
I think you mentioned this before, right? I talked with an ex-JW femanon here a few weeks ago.
What happened that you lost your job? Do you know if there are any ex-JW groups that could help you out temporarily?

>>33811475
Would it better if I called them flies? They can’t even conceive of a reality outside of their brains. Everything exists for them. Hence posts like >>33811468 and >>33811400

pls pray for me im fighting for my life holding in this shit because my roomate wont get out of the shower im not gonna make it

What is a jw? Justice warrior?

>>33811488
Jehova's Witness.

Youtube is down and this fucking sucks

>>33811477
Why wouldn’t you be okay with it? You people are subhuman treacherous filth

>>33811473
There should be shelters for cultlike escapees around you, no?

>>33811486
Why are you giving enteejay attention

>>33811477
What kind of distress were you in?

>>33811496
He is a good example of subhuman autism

>>33811417
I know enough about her in that she is a school teacher, she enjoys reading, especially Shakespeare, but also romance novels and is relatively political, with a liking to Reform UK and Tory policies (she does not like the current Tory leader, the name escapes me, but I think that her family is Nigerian or something like that).
>does she like music or television
Not particularly, no. Nothing good on The Beeb or ITV and she does not really like music to begin with.

I should have clarified, my apologies. My fault, I have been up for 17 hours at this point.

>>33811490
Thank you

>>33811456
>you should date fat women on an average.
>tfw currently talking to a 92 lb asian girl

>>33811492
You are being tested.

>>33811414
i got type 5, is this based
https://www.enneagraminstitute.com/type-5/

>>33811476
you dont masturbate? you must have so much sex to not need to. unfortunately i cant relate
>>33811486
you cant refute my post so you passive agressively do this?

>>33811510
There’s nothing to refute in the mind of an autist. Your feelings will always trump reality. You “people” are worse than children like that. The world would be better if all autists were stuck in camps.

Hey, is Youtube down for you guys?

>>33811512
Hot

>>33811515
Fuck off, I’m a man

>>33811493
Troon anon hunting down femanons to be angry at, as always kek.

>>33811514
yes

>>33811516
Yeah

>>33811481
>I think you mentioned this before, right?
Yeah, I did
>What happened that you lost your job?
The entire plant was closed
>Do you know if there are any ex-JW groups that could help you out temporarily?
I don't know, I never contacted any group like this, I just left the JW and lived on my own

>>33811512
ok whats the reality then gandalf? stop calling me an autist i dont have any fake mental illness

>>33811492
I just saw this, lol

If you don't look like this, it might be over.

>>33811521
>please please PLEASE shovel more emotional energy into me I’m a soulless husk who needs it
Nah, go cry about your dick elsewhere, dysgenic sped

>>33811520
Damn. You don't have any non-JW family?

>>33811474
that's not true. just because i think we should put shock collars on moids that misbehave doesn't mean i lack empathy

>>33811473
Maybe also look into religious help (not JW) like from a local church. Idk if they can do anything but maybe?

It's not fair, i was into shock collars before all of that

>>33811431
its never happened to me, because i hate jizz and it makes me puke. (obligatory not jh just just another hater of jizz disclaimer)

>>33811527
i win and i graciously accept your concession. my 5.5 incher cant compete with bbc/bwc

>>33811520
If you weren't in the US, I'd try to help you out, since I got a lot of sympathy for people who have left religion behind them even if it meant to be seen as an exile by everybody they knew.
Definitely look up some ex-cult help groups in your area ASAP, ok?

>>33811533
have you seen those little devil ones that zap you based on elevation? they look cheap as hell and probably don't work but damn i want one

>>33811502
Sorry I wrote a long reply but realized you don't live in the same country, then basically nothing I said applies. good luck lol, just notice more things about her/ask about her life more so you can know more for a potential gift.

>>33811535
Maybe one day you’ll learn how to build a relationship beyond just smug rehearsed autism phrases and faux ironic attitudes

>>33811539
No, what the hell that's cute

>>33811524
>xer wants to be shitskinned
Sad

>>33811514
>>33811518
CANT FUNCTION WITHOUT MY TUBIES

>>33811534
How are you going to get pregnant?

>>33811529
Not really. My dad's brother is also JW, his wife and children too and my mom has no siblings
>>33811531
Aren't those things only for the members of churches? I don't know, I've never been in any church other than JW
>>33811537
I will try it, but first I will have to get into some shelter

>>33811524
He looks familiar

>>33811534
You are a JH

>>33811543
so you admit im not autistic since you say its rehearsed. why are you calling me autistic and perpetuating the myth of mental illness onto maybe impressionable femcels (trannys) and incels here?

>>33811549
>first
You should do both.
Like, just googling and contacting them would already be possible today.

>>33811545
He's 100% british kek

>>33811552
You’re insufferable, shut the fuck up faggot

>>33811514
It was, then i reset it and now it works fine.

>>33811549
Christian churches are meant to help anyone. Not a club thing. Just don't mention things they won't like, like 'your religion sucks' or 'I killed 7 babies haha'. Idk if they can do anything but maybe they got programs to help? Maybe idk, I'm not religious.

GTG talk to everyone l8trs

>>33811558
answer me then you wet fart, is my 5.5 incher gonna compete with a bwc or bbc? its a simple question

>>33811564
you're mentally ill

>>33811493
Whoa, there! Do you suck your dick with that mouth?
>>33811497
Like when I got kicked in the vagina in gym class. Or when I walked on brick walls that were no thicker than a few centimetres on the second floor and the neighbors thought I was trying to jump into their backyard and rob them

>>33811564
Nta stop shitting up this place with your autistic spam.

>>33811564
Women literally use a finger. There. Now grow up.

>>33811549
A sikh temple will also help you with a free meal regardless of your religion, if there are any near you.

I wish i was autistic, they get so many casual insults

>>33811566
I don't think those are situations where you can scam anybody, especially the first one, sorry to hear that...
Why were you balancing on brick walls?

Women, would you rather wear a shock collar or a vibrator hooked up touching your clit that he turns on when you misbehave?

>>33811566
>Or when I walked on brick walls that were no thicker than a few centimetres on the second floor and the neighbors thought I was trying to jump into their backyard and rob them
looking for my cat***

>>33811487
RIPP
do you have a public bathroom you can go to?
I've had to do that before lol
>>33811492
Read a book or something
>>33811508
I'm 4w5 iirc so yes :p

>>33811579
Shock collar

>youtube dies
>thread doubles in pace
What were you watching, anons?

>>33811560
>>33811574
Okay, that's good to know. There's no sikh temple but there are christian ones
>>33811554
Honestly that's a good idea. I will try it

>>33811576
You’ll never have anyone love you

>>33811578
This >>33811580

>>33811524
Bro looks like the joker with that grin
>>33811576
>I wish i was autistic
You probably are if you post here

>>33811585
Nta, yeah contact them early, if you have a week or two left. Try your best to get on your feet while you got internet and a roof over your head.

>>33811586
Clearly i don't want that??

>>33811584
I'm not on YouTube, was playing vidya
*checks YouTube*
Not down for me, maybe an America moment (unless the outage is ogre)

>>33811328
Andrew Tate and other grifters like him. I hate how susceptible guys can be to them.

>>33811427
That’s pretty good. Mine lasted only an hour on battery when it was brand new.

>>33811590
How the fuck should I know

>>33811343
>>33811473
Do you have any job at all and can you afford a gym membership? You will not be the only homeless person using the shower at your gym to stay clean and presentable in society.

>>33811594
Because i'm showing preference in being insulted

>>33811549
They call themselves Jehova's Witnesses but which one of those niggas actually saw Jehova for real?
Once I was almost late for work because these bastards came to my door and I was too polite to turn them away so invited them in for a cup of tea and eventually had to basically kick them out
No disrespect tho

>>33811585
I wish you all the luck, be diligent and try to find as many options as you can.

>>33811587
Oh that is actually kinda cool? I mean that you were brave enough to do that for your kitty. Where did it go that you had to do that, the roof? Did you get it back home?

>>33811596
Cool, you’re annoying, I hope for your sake you’re a woman

>>33811595
They said they lost their job ):
Maybe they can look into agency work though just to get *a* job in the interim that might pay weekly or something
>>33811595
Also when I worked in healthcare we had homeless patients who'd come in and use the washroom facilities to clean themselves, no one batted an eye

>>33811600
Yeah but i won't be allowed in the camp <\3

>>33811602
Haha lol so quirky so funny yes daddy issues funny sardonic quotes. Next time say you’re a woman off the top so other anons can simp for you

>>33811315
Some of them don't
A MILF at work tonight gave me ten bucks as a tip and called me darling
I think I'm in love with her

>>33811595
>Do you have any job at all
No, that's the main reason why I'm getting kicked out
>>33811597
They 100% wanted you to turn then away, they are held accountable for how many people they visited, not how much time they spent with them
At least that how it used to work when I was there

>>33811604
What's wrong anon, are you taking things personally?

>>33811608
I don’t even understand what I’d be taking personally. I’m stressed and feel like blowing off steam, and it feels good to insult people

>>33811606
>100% wanted you to turn then away,
Jokes on them then mwahaha
But they seemed in no hurry to leave. I think they were just chilling desu

>>33811579
I've never heard of a woman misbehaving, it's always men pissing on the floor and grabbing asses and shirking chores and leaving their socks on the floor like little kids

>>33811611
Ohh okay okay, sorry to hear, it's just that you were a bit too generic for my tastes there, i hope you feel better now

>>33811611
>it feels good to insult people
Not that autist, but that ain't healthy.

>>33811565
how is asking a question mental illness?
>>33811570
do you label anything you find uncomfortable autistic? much less when someone like me a crusader for truth exposes reality of the preference of bbc/bwc over my 5.5 incher?
>>33811572
obviously theyll want something bigger and it naturally follows they prefer the biggest one they can take

>>33811611
Very juvenile way of processing emotions.

>>33811621
I don’t know anything about you to go off of
>>33811622
No shit
>>33811626
Hello kettle

>>33811622
>>33811626
(Everyone wants to cuck me)

>>33811611
Cringe to admit

Corrupting a moid and convincing him to beat me up

Women, would you rather have a cupcake or a muffin? Would you rather get many cupcakes, or many muffins?

Does anyone know a reason why I would suddenly and consistently start drooling a MASSIVE amount every single night while I'm asleep when I didn't previously?

>>33811630
I don’t even understand what that means. If you’re implying we’re similar, dream on.

>>33811631
Good to know, thanks for sharing anon.

>>33811632
I’m not a pussy

All these dicks never to be used.

>>33811641
Nah, you’re just being a cringe loser who thinks your opinion matters at all. This faggot “holier than thou” shit gets people beaten up. Stick to your sonic video games.

>>33811636
Every slap is a slap of love. <3
Every choke just to squeeze all the love out of you.

>>33811643
All dicks are used though. We use them for pissing.

I know this thread has multiple women who ride horses you answer me
>>33811330

>>33811636
Does getting hurt by a guy feel hot to you, or do you just dislike yourself rn?

>>33811643
Meanwhile you've been used by the entire neighborhood you live in.
We're not the same twin.

>>33811640
nope. but i do seem to be more likely to drool if i pass out from tiredness while on my phone/laptop in the bed instead of deliberately going to sleep.

>>33811640
Your mouth is opening up somehow, try to sleep in a way where it is closed.

>>33811647
Okay what about punches and getting kneed then

>>33811636
I will beat you (in Mario Kart)
I will give you a beating (beaten eggwwhites into making you a cake)

>>33811649
That's all they'll ever be good for.

>>33811640
Has anything at all changed regarding how you sleep or your routine before bed? It’ll likely pass in any case.

>>33811646
I think I’ll not take advice from a guy who goes on an advice board to insult strangers to try to feel better, thank you. You act like a child.

>>33811658
I don't want to permanently damage my property.
Where would you want to get punched the most?

>>33811660
Adult mario players could never reproduce

>>33811662
That wasn’t advice dipshit, you’re a mental midget who thinks larping as a good guy makes you a good person. You’re like 100 iq

>>33811661
Are you saying there is something else better than pissing? Try holding your piss in then.

>>33811665
Stomach is the only objectively good spot for that

>>33811656
Yeah but I'm not doing anything different I don't think.

>>33811662
I don't think anything's changed. I probably don't get enough sleep but I never did before. Like I wake up in a fucking puddle now.

>>33811672
How long can you hold your breath?

>>33811673
>Like I wake up in a fucking puddle now.
lmao you fucking droolslut.

Women, which of Ash's male companions, or Ash himself, would you choose? Includes Ash, Brock, Tracy, Max (shota), Cilan, Clemont, and any other guys.
Men, which of Ash's female companions would you choose? Includes Misty, May, Dawn, Iris, Bonnie (pedo), Serena, and any other girl.

(I just read through the wiki)

Girls , do you knotice a significant difefrence between a guy who has been with many women/ had prior relationships or someone who is rather new to this hwole sex thing?

>>33811678
I have no idea... should i try? Do i just hold it?
>inb4 this is how i died

>>33811599
He'd jump from one rooftop to one rooftop.I asked the neighbors if I could have access to their rooftops and check if he's there hiding somewhere. From one of the rooftops I noticed a small enclosed patch of land surrounded by walls and overgrown with plants with no entrance (it was literally circulated by walls). I thought he might have jumped there, so I climbed down from the roof onto the connecting walls and walked along them until I reached that closed off piece of land.
I never found him. He's been gone since February.

>>33811673
Dunno, try and make sure all the air is out of your mouth before sleep.

Adv told me(F) to text my crush(M). I did and it’s been 15 minutes and he hasn’t texted back yet :/ I embarrassed myself

>>33811693
Gotta wait a full hour. Who's the crush?

Women be like "I'm a woman" can you believe that

>>33811688
You’re gonna die of internal bleeding if you actually want to get punched in the stomach all the time, stupid

>>33811688
You won't die, but if I were around you, I'd try and help you stay at the brink of ecstasy and going limp.
Do you have any words you like to describe how you want to be treated?

Been thinking to be gay to have some sex finally, how is bottoming been talking to an older guy with nice cock size will he stretch my virgin hole?

>>33811693
Maybe he's thinking about what to say back. You have nothing to be embarrassed over, the fact you texted him is incredibly brave. You're a girl boss babes.

>>33811698
A female fujo typed this post.

>>33811673
Could try adding or removing pillows. Maybe elevating your head more or less will help.

>>33811668
Based on how you keep having these lunatic crashouts pretty often, I think you need a new coping mechanism. Though I am glad you're here and not pulling legs off insects or killing stray cats.

>>33811704
fujos are female by definition

>>33811704
I'm a hairy man with a beard, son

>>33811667
She could be the daisy to my luigi
Jk I actually play Sonic more which is probs why I'm a virgin
>>33811693
>15 minutes
Babe maybe he's just not glued to his phone

>>33811696
Can i have it once a month?
>>33811697
Folded, destroyed, consumed? Exhausted? Manhandled, overpowered, used?

>>33811642
Yeah anon, you’re real tough, that’s why you talk shit to anons and not people irl
Fucking coward

>>33811707
Ah yes, there’s that good person, the guy who mocks someone who, in his words, is a lunatic. I bet you think giving money to homeless is just funding their addiction.

>>33811701
Thank you anon. He still hasn’t replied yet but your words have made me feel better. I feel kinda badass

>>33811687
hmm I guess it's easier to describe the former (based on people i've talked to who others later told me have had exes etc). you sense no desperation/rush/anxiety, just calmness and a genuine desire for a fun/entertaining conversation, feels like he's not really that much trying to entertain you but trying to have a fun time himself specifically. instead of like a focused question session that feels very. serious.

>>33811717
I do it irl too

>>33811713
>Babe maybe he's just not glued to his phone
Or maybe he thinks I’m ugly and awkward

>>33811716
>once a month
And only have other beautiful abusive treatment every day, right?
A shame you are probably too young for me, I'd love to play with you. Because those descriptions make me feral.

>>33811722
Bullshit, you don’t leave your house

I was rejected by a man once but he was nice about it. He gave me attention

What is the most attractive male swimwear?

>>33811728
Yeah sure, whatever helps you cope

>>33811720
Sweetheart, you ARE badass. Keep being a strong ass woman, I'm sure he'll respond sooner than you think.

>>33811718
I don't know where you got this bizarre mental image of me being some sort of impeccable Christ-like moral figure. I just think you need to grow up.

Girls, how will you comfort your boyfriend when he's crying after John Cena's last match in two months?

>>33811731
>t. “I insult strangers because my life is fucking worthless :( I’m an edgy boi”
Kys

>>33811726
Probably... but i don't know how realistic it is to do sexual or sexual adjacent activities every day
Thank you for helping me sort those things out even if that's not good for humankind

>>33811725
Or maybe he thinks you're a baddie and is nervous and doesn't know what to reply and doesn't want to seem too eager
Or most likely he is sleeping/working/busy
Keep us posted tho

>>33811736
Thank you, sonic speed runner, your moral arbitration is in processing
>>33811739
Daddy issues says what

>>33811738
Night long hug or night long wrestling session

>>33811743
I mean, again, what you're doing obviously isn't working. You've been freaking out here for over a week I believe.

>>33811729
>He gave me attention
And then he gave dick to someone else. Sad!

>>33811743
Self-snitching much? Did your parents not give a fuck about you? Can’t blame them

>>33811740
It's important, it's what keeps life going. Once you get the hang of it, you won't want to stop.
You should go to bed now, puppy. We're both up way too late.

>>33811315
Eh, it's for a good reason
95/49 and all that

>>33811748
No, I haven’t been. You’re an idiot.
>>33811751
Only bitches with daddy issues think they’re some sort great justice enforcer

>>33811755
Yep, your death would be justice. I agree

>>33811730
Wetsuit (full arms and legs coverage)

>>33811721
I meant in sex specifically , but useful advice nonetheless, thanks

>>33811756
Two wrongs make a right huh

>>33811757
Only if they have abs and bulge, otherwise they look bad

>>33811341
Idk how they manage to be awful at absolutely everything, it's impressive really
>>33811351
YIS PLS REDEEM THE BOBS MADAM

>>33811758
oh i thought you meant more like the sex haver vs. not sex haver thing lmao. i haven't been with many people (1) so probably don't have enough experience to answer the actual queston.

>>33811752
Did you notice any progress in my character arc

Women, what height could men have their JOI before it becomes problematic? 147cm? 200cm?

Women
How would you feel about a man who didn't want you to send nude pictures, because he says he prefers you in the flesh?

Femanons, how is your squeeze zone?

>>33811760
Yep
Btw you’re a fucking coward for lying to him

>>33811761
Eh, a good frame is nice enough for me. A wetsuit gives importance to their silhouette and i like the way the prints flow and curve with their body

>>33811768
Huh? First one isn’t me. I’m so rent free in your heads that you think literally anyone who crashes out is me, it’s fucking retarded

>>33811755
I think you have been. You have too strong a mental image of me as some sterling moralistic crusader and you know my interests pretty well when I haven't posted about them in a while.

>>33811768
Case in point.

>>33811767
Not even pinchable sorry

>>33811768
Kek, it wasn't him who posted the first screenshot I told you this before but you refuse to believe anything aside from your nonsense

>>33811766
That would be ideal. I'm averse to sending nudes anyway

>>33811767
Not a fatass so I don't have that
Fatties are cringe. No one finds you hot nigger stop trying to make it happen!!!!

>>33811764
That's not something I would want to talk about in public, but you were actually able to list several words, instead of being ultra vague.
And on a superficial level, I notice you capitalize a bit more. hehe
Next time I'll throw you a burner mail so we can talk in private, even if you are stubborn about it.
Good night now and have sweet dreams.

>>33811765
For me its the one where he has the nose bandage

>>33811772
>First one isn’t me.
So the other one is. Fucking Christ, being afraid of a namefag is the most pathetic shit I’ve ever seen here. Ever.

>>33811311 (OP)
Actual real question tonight:

What do you think of the following advice regarding whether or not to take an action?

Ask yourself four questions:
A: What outcome do you want to occur from an action?
B: How likely is the outcome to happen from you taking the action?
C: Are there any likely or certain negative outcomes from taking the action?
D: Is the possibility of the intended outcome worth enduring the negative outcome happening?

Would your opinion change if the opposite gender gave you the advice?

It might seem like obvious advice but how often do you actually consider those factors?

>>33811773
You’re a retarded hypocrite. You’ve talked about sonic more recently than I’ve been an asshole ITT. Can you stop acting like a janny for 2 seconds? The whole “OMG SO MUCH THIS!!!” When someone agrees with you is really cringe too

>>33811766
I can understand that

>>33811780
>afraid
The difference between you and I is that I am not a coward because I don’t have to solve or validate my feelings, cuz wtf does afraid even mean lmao, you can’t hate me without also having a million unfounded reasons why? I give you enough to just hate on principle.

>>33811774
Anything's pinchable if you have enough grip STR

It’s been almost an hour and he hasn’t texted back. I guess it’s over. I hope this doesn’t entirely fuck up with my self-esteem tomorrow. Right now I at least feel somewhat of a badass and like I’m training myself to not give a fuck to what scrotes think of me

>>33811778
I'm totally not able to talk one on one i'm just a bit silly here

>>33811785
I'm so weak

>>33811787
I know you are curious too, but as I said, time for bed.

>>33811786
What did you text him?

>>33811790
“Hi”

>>33811752
Here’s a good example of why father figures are important

>>33811784
Yes you are, you’re a whimpering little coward who hides his grudge against somebody who, from all appearances, is genuinely better than you in every way
Not a single person here has replied favorably to your shit

>>33811786
Baseado
Self esteem comes from the self breh
The only way to truly fail is to not have tried

Gender
What's your favorite painting?

>girl asks if my friends are gonna play more pickleball today
>I check and they say no, but I tell her we can play together if she wants
>she says no and then mentions her unavailability for the next couple of days
>then messages me again about playing tomorrow, gives a time and adds, "it's fine, just you and me"

uh
bros
is it happening?

>>33811792
You wouldn't be the first one to call me daddy, but unfortunately for you, I am not into men.

>>33811786
You're so cute, I hope you know that you can have whatever guy you want. It's not over just because one guy didn't answer, use your sexiness to your advantage and bag a dude that willing wants you just as much as you want him.

>>33811786
Anon that is not a long time... what if he's at work or sleeping or just has his phone on silent
Also it's just one dude anon, doesn't reflect on yourself at all. You can't win with everyone

>>33811793
Good lord turn your trip back on if you’re gonna samefag this hard. Sorry I insulted your precious sped boy.
>>33811797
That doesn’t shock me in the slightest, you got the rapist vibes down

>>33811788
I'm not
Now make like the npcs in my first MK playthroigh and "get over here"

>>33811786
is this "I sucked his dick and swallowed and now he left me on read" femanon from a few threads ago?

>>33811791
Nta but bruh at least ask how he's doing or what he's up to or whatever
>>33811796
Maybe you'll get to show her your pickle and balls jk
Have fun

>>33811781
Not bad, but I think you could phrase it as looking at the cost and benefit of the action as opposed to the cost and benefit of not taking the action. Considering the probabilities seems like too much.

>>33811782
You make absolutely no sense. Grow up.

>>33811795
M, The Ugly Duchess

>>33811808
I think “you are a retarded hypocrite” is self explanatory

I want to say something that has never been said before on atoga

>>33811792
I'm not into daddy stuff btw but you must think a lot about them

>>33811791
Uhhhh, I don't know why you're feeling too upset over that. Dude might be taking a long shower or at work or watching a movie. If you're this obsessed about him, try to get your mind off it and do something busy yourself, like watch a show

>>33811803
>talking about samefagging
>NUH UH I HAVENT BEEN FREAKING OUT IN THE THREAD, OKAY I HAVE BUT SOMEBODY ELSE POSTED THE OTHER ONE
Coward, and I reiterate: kys

>>33811805
No
>>33811801
Thank you anon. I wish I could have any man I want but that’s not true. It doesn’t matter much anyways. I guess… <3
>>33811802

There's this hot classmate I have and I can't stop thinking about fucking her.

>>33811807
Not her, at this point an hour away, it seems weird. But yeah, she should've said that the first time. Hi legit does nothing

>>33811816
Again, my bad for calling your sped crush a hypocrite, you and him can go make your dysgenic babies even if I insult him, ok?

>>33811809
What am I a hypocrite about?

>>33811820
Idc about him, I just think you’re pathetic as shit and bring nothing to the thread

>>33811811
What is it

>>33811808
Lol, I thought you didn't like pedophiles

>he has female """friends"""
Is dating him even worth it? Or will I be cuck by default?

>>33811816
>>NUH UH I HAVENT BEEN FREAKING OUT IN THE THREAD, OKAY I HAVE BUT SOMEBODY ELSE POSTED THE OTHER ONE
Why do you want to "prove" so bad it was him who posted the first screenshot? It wasn't. I told you that day when you said I repeated the same insult as him, I told you today, and you still ignore that and want him to be the same person who posted both screenshots so bad.

>>33811825
Nobody does.

>>33811809
>>33811825
Samefag
Kys

>>33811795
f, this one by ivan shishkin. i enjoy his tree paintings (although it's not like he painted anything else but trees).

>>33811821
Nta but being from the most mid state lmao

>>33811823
You’re an idiot because you have no idea what I’m posting if I’m not being an asshole. Almost no one has clocked me when I am. Keep talking about “bringing nothing to the thread” though

Sorry for activating the childish anon, i thought he was just playing

>>33811835
You’re terrible at this

>>33811839
>you have no idea what I’m posting if I’m not being an asshole
Nothing of value. You seem like the kind of whiny bitch who moans about being dumped night after night and treats anybody giving you actual advice like shit. You’re hopeless, so… rope

>>33811830
I got a couple f friends that are never a threat to another girl. It doesn't mean this is also his case, but it doesn't mean you're an automatic cuck. You gotta see how he interacts with them.

>>33811830
depends a lot. an actually old friend who is in a ltr herself and not his bestest friend, 100% fine. friends who are obviously old flings -> get out of there.

>>33811817
>wish I could have any man I want
Don't we all kek (well either gender you're attracted to...) but even a supermodel is not gonna appeal to everyone
>>33811818
Same but with my work colleague lol
>>33811830
Lol what's wrong with having female friends
Most of my friends are girls...

>>33811843
Nope. I wonder why you’re like this, to be honest. Sounds like bad experiences with boyfriends. If you stopped responding, I wouldn’t be here.

>>33811836
Why tho? Sorry, but what's special about a painting of a tree?

>>33811830
Even if his intentions are benign, some female friends might have plans for him

>>33811824
I dont know yet

>>33811841
Don't feel too bad, you can only control how you behave. You aren't responsible for how others act.

>>33811850
Here? On earth? You’ll neck yourself if I stop replying? Promise?

>>33811821
You only ever post when it makes you look good. You dogpile like a lemming and offer milquetoast advice to people, then cry if someone says something negative about you. Also the whole “omg so much this” when someone posts in your defense, really cringe. Last part isn’t hypocritical but good to reinforce

>>33811834
You do like MGK though, right?
>>33811835
Chill

>>33811854
>please notice me! please think of me as the mature one!
you're disgusting

Where are the good men?

>>33811857
You realize you’re no better than the me that you hate, right?

He replied with “hi” all in lower cases. He didn’t even ask me how I’m doing. I don’t feel like texting anything back. What the fuck would I say

>>33811862
What up

>>33811765
>4'8" and 6'6"
These are both problems

>>33811851
it's a very good painting and I happen to enjoy it, simple. I don't think a painting needs some pseud meaning to be good. you could go on to explain something like how it exhibits the steadfastness and ruthlessness of the russian siberian landscape, but i simply enjoy it for how it looks like.

>>33811866
>He replied with “hi” all in lower cases.
That's quite feminine

>>33811866
>He didn’t even ask me how I’m doing.
Nor did you

>I don’t feel like texting anything back.
Then don't

>>33811870
i didn't necessarily mean its pseudo meaning, even just the feelings it evokes

>>33811866
assuming you two do know each other already.. you already showed your interest and he wants you to keep chasing him? give up on him pls.

>>33811863
Nope, I’m massively better than you, by a fucking LONG shot

>>33811866
why did you reach out?

>>33811878
No, we never spoke past small talk before

>>33811866
Ngl that is pretty low effort of him lol
But at the same time if you only said "hi" maybe you're both just boring jk
Ask what he's up to or whatever

>>33811880
Uh no, not really. It’s good to have a strong sense of justice but don’t fight fire with fire. Fight it with compassion. That also irritates people who want to be angry. Don’t feed it back.

>>33811866
At least you got a response lovey, but take it with a grain of salt.
As a gay man myself that lowercase thing screams I take dick.

>>33811858
Completely out-of-touch criticism. I think you've invented a version of me to rail against that only exists in your head. I straight up encourage people to filter me when they don't like me and I don't care when I'm insulted.

>>33811859
Honestly, no. But if he at least attempts to engage with the thread and asks a legit question, I don't see any issue answering.

>>33811866
Didn't you only send "Hi"? You didn't ask how he was doing either.

>>33811882
I think he is cute

>>33811878
>you already showed your interest
Bruh she literally just texted him "hi" lol
I would only assume a girl was interested if she was like "heyyyy xxx I can't sleep ):"

>>33811876
i don't know if it's just how i am but i don't really get feelings from art or for example music, even if i enjoy drawing since i was a kid.
i just enjoy the colors, the forms, and the audacity of just painting a giant fucking (but beautiful) tree on an absolutely giant canvas. it is also perfect to me as a painting.

>>33811887
Shitting on random strangers =/= shitting on Mr. Edgy misanthrope who insults others for fun but is genuinely scared of a namefag

>>33811862
Where are all the gods?
Where's the streetwise hercules ro fight the rising odds?

>>33811889
Typical autistic defence, “erm no I don’t agree so it’s completely wrong all the way down”
>>33811897
It does, and more importantly, where are you getting this fear of a namefag from?

>>33811883
okay then depending on how into him you are i guess you could continue it. his response is a bit more normal/expected now even if he seems a bit, idk feminine.

>>33811653
Sorry late reply, but it's not really about that, just like to feel the strenght of a person i like and i'm genuinely a masochist, i have to hold in moans if i stub my toe and things like that
Also getting beaten up is objectively less scary than being penetrated

>Ohio
Isn't that the guy who fucked BlueValkyrie/RuleBreaker?

>>33811902
Why do you hold the people who insult you to a higher moral standard than yourself? Why did you pretend you haven’t been railing against and crashing out at Ohio for *checks* a fucking week?

>>33811878
>you already showed your interest

>>33811892
What anime does to grown adults. Just what the fuck is that example, grow up kek.

>>33811777
Based trips.
God I need a racist fatphobic gf so bad.

>>33811908
Yes, but that was the original anon who went by Ohio. This one's a jeet from Toronto.

Pretty much every woman who I’ve ever gone on a date with I give the ick to and they end up not even being attracted to me in the first place. I’ll probably never earn good money. Would you guys ever date not particularly attractive guys who don’t have a lot of money? What do you guys actually think about dudes like me??? I’m afraid everyone actually hates me and it further applies to the women around me

>>33811912
>a woman coming up to me saying hi isn't interest, she must treat me like a princess!
Princess generation of men

>>33811910
> Why do you hold the people who insult you to a higher moral standard than yourself?
You misunderstand. I’m saying that you should hold yourself to a higher standard, else you are just like me, shitting on strangers for fun. Your moral impetus to shit on me is that I did it first. Very weak justification.
> Why did you pretend you haven’t been railing against and crashing out at Ohio for *checks* a fucking week?
That is not pretend, I didn’t do that lmao

>>33811910
Oh god. Ffs, pls fuck Ohio and get it over with, you fucking sycophant!

>>33811902
Yeah, it is. It comes off as incomprehensible vague babble.

>>33811908
We never met IRL, we were only in an LDR.

>>33811918
Men who think that all the women around them hate them when they don't even notice you are exhausting, stop being such a tranny bitch honestly.

Everyone rubs the pregnant belly but nobody tickles the balls and says good job

>>33811929
Your wife will if you help her carrying a baby

>>33811920
>shitting on strangers for fun
Nope, I earnestly think people like you should die. I’ve been provoked, you CHOOSE to be a psychotic asshole
And you literally said you weren’t “one” of the posters, that means you were the other one, shit for brains

>>33811889
So you don't mind supporting pedophiles

>>33811918
Women date broke dudes all the time. If they're all getting the ick, it's a (You) problem to fix.

>>33811795
M
Sistine Chapel

It sounds like you hate me here

What is it that makes overweight people sound fat?

Why is everyone in denial? If he was interested he would show excitement. I texted him once to ask about studies (we were classmates) and he seemed more enthusiastic then. Maybe he is dating

>>33811936
Why, anon?

Y'all mentally ill

>>33811935
How do I stop giving the ick :(( Too afraid to ask what I’m doing wrong. Just want to leave everyone alone

>>33811933
Really childish lmao. Not worth talking to anymore, bye

>>33811936
The ceiling I mean, but you knew that too, because you thought of that, not the tapestries, or Boticelli's, or even Last Judgement.
>>33811942
Best drawing, story telling, and innovation in western history on large scale.
Ok well debatable claims, but it is to me, other artists did other ceiling frescos in that size but they all did it afterword.

>>33811934
Isn't that association fallacy?

>>33811925
>We never met IRL, we were only in an LDR.
Why did you choose her to begin with, lol

>>33811941
At this point just get used to being alone or get toys.

>>33811946
So we can add being afraid of an anon to your list of failings too right?

>>33811953
If it makes you feel better. I don’t understand your obsession with me. There are so many dudes here you can talk to

>>33811951
Damn, /atoga/ foids look like THIS?

>>33811913
What do you mean lol
Some girls do text like this

>>33811945
If they've never told you, how tf do you even know they're getting it? Are you making an assumption or do you have ary reasoning? Cause if you have reasoning, I'd assume you already know how to stop

>>33811955
>bye
>keeps replying
You’re such a little narcissist, gotta have the last word huh?

>>33811957
Yes meanwhile we have an aryan prince who's a moid.

>>33811925
The real question is HOW did you connect with her? The secret atoga illuminati discord?

>>33811951
1. That genuinely is just a bad photo, she's actually rather pretty.
2. She was kind and we shared interests.

>>33811941
I agree he doesn't seem very enthusiastic so I'm sorry anon
But it's still cool that you reached out and basically made a move so you should be proud of that
Next time maybe say more than just hi tho

>>33811962
Wouldn’t that also make you one? Anyways, would you feel better if I let you punch me in the face?

Cute, short, athletic women have my heart. When a chick is under 5'2 and under 140lbs with good stamina, I damn near fall in love

>>33811941
And if you were interested you would show excitement. Maybe you are dating someone

>>33811967
I’d rather carve your heart out desu

>>33811959
If that's your type just say it, but very few adults would ever willingly text like that. And blaming someone because they don't text like a 12 y/o is a bit whiny ngl.

>>33811965
>1. That genuinely is just a bad photo, she's actually rather pretty.
Yeah, sure
>>33811908

>>33811957
>>33811951
This is why I don't take the opinions of women in this thread too close to home nor should they ours, this thread is still best for trolling and venting and nothing more, we wouldn't realistically want to fuck or date one another unless you're mentally ill namefags like those guys.

>>33811968
Same except tall long legged women who tower over me

>>33811963
>we have an aryan prince who's a moid
Which moid?

>>33811970
Need. Ok bye for real now, maybe scream into your pillow, you seem stressed

>>33811972
It was an exaggerated example but I'm just saying that "Hi" is not exactly a clear signal of interest lol
You should beee yourself but you should also be a bit flirty if you want them to get the hint

>>33811947
And if it can't be a mural?

>>33811975
Short, petite women give serious "I'll ride you till you pass out" energy

>>33811965
Just admit you're a catfished retard, don't try to save your reputation like that.

>>33811830
>ask girls out
>they reject me
>get female friends
>they cheat on their LDR bfs with me

I JUST WANT A FUCKING NORMAL RELATIONSHIP, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!

Who's the best chess player ITT?

>>33811972
Also I don't have a type but I'm pretty passive so mostly dated very bubbly/flirty girls
>>33811965
Not to be an asshole but if it's such a bad photo why does she never post another photo to prove it

>>33811951
I'm not a fan of the hair, gotta be honest, though it shouldn't really care if she likes it.

>>33811991
Definitely not me, my elo is like 1100

>>33811990
>LDR bf
Mentally ill internet pretend dating is not a relationship, retard.

>>33811991
Not me, I'm ass
I taught JH how to play years ago and she ended up beating me several times

>>33811991
I am almost certainly in the 100s, so not me.

>>33811980
He knows there is no reason why I’m texting him other than I’m interested in him. That’s crystal clear I promise

>>33811970
That's a little much. Cool off anon, /atoga/ is not that serious.

>>33811944
I wouldn't be here at 3am on my day off if i wasn't

>>33811980
I'm not her but I do still think that if he was actually into her, reponse would've been different. Getting a hi text from a girl you like would normally get more of a response from a guy I think. And less of a response if he wasn't into her obviously.

>>33811963
No, and who

>>33811999
>I taught JH how to play years ago
Did she give you anything in return?

>>33811996
Right now it's "moved for uni" gf/bf not so much >online dating bs which I'd agree with you on.

But my other friends said "If you're not married with kids and your gf/bf is on another continent, it's not cheating"

>>33812003
If it is actually crystal clear then yeah it sounds like he isn't interested if all he replied with is "hi", I'm sorry, you'll get em next time
>>33812009
I agree either he's just uninterested or he's a lazy mofo both of which are unfortunate

>>33811981
The word "mural" discredits any major painting done on walls or to fit on walls both in acrylic, cave paintings, and in oil too... which I'm usually drawn to. I'm not sure what you want me to say here.
Uuuuuhhhhhh...
This one why not. It's alright.

>>33811985
What do you mean with "ride"

>>33812012
She gave me an ass whooping jk
>>33812016
She gon bounce on it

>>33812013
You have pretty degenerate friends then. and if any of them are guys watch out if you get a gf.

>>33811964
Routinely spotting each other in threads and eventually swapping info. Afaik there isn't an /atoga/ discord anymore.

>>33811973
Yes, I've seen her. Honestly, she doesn't look that big, she's relatively proportionate.

>>33811989
I have no reason to lie at this point. I'm not saying she's unbelievably gorgeous, but that's genuinely just a shitty picture. Have you ever taken out your phone and accidentally opened the camera and saw a very unflattering angle of yourself from below? Same shit.

>>33811992
I assume she just doesn't want to post her face here.

Where's the atogan aryan prince moid?

Why is every single woman extremely mentally ill and retarded?

Women,
yes or no?

>putting a handover your mouth
>sticking fingers in your mouth
>sticking fingers in your throat
>grabbing under your chin
>grabbing your throat
>grabbing your throat and squeezing
>headlock with no pressure
>headlock with pressure
>pulling hair
>palming your head
>pressing the front or your neck into the bed
>pressing the back of your neck into the bed
>pushing your head into the pillow face down
>putting a hand on your face and pressing you into the bed

>>33812027
They're not

>>33812026
I could fit this description, I guess. But not really

>>33812024
>she just doesn't want to post her face here
Sure, but I mean the cat's already out of the bag lol
>>33812027
I'm moreso than them

>>33812016
she puts her feet or knees on either side of me and bounces up and down on my penis

>>33811941
Im glad you tried
Keep it up and eventually it will work

>>33812026
He lied
I'm disappointed too, sis

>>33812026
Who dat
I have dark hair so not me
He's on prince quests maybe

>>33812027
They're women.
>Ok but why are women like this
Potentially years of selective breeding has left only the most bluntly dishonorable, mentally ill, and retarded women.
When men conquered they didn't think past "Is she good enough to stick my dick in" and you lose traits for work, survival, honor, bravery, loyalty, virtue in general, intelligence, you name it, all women are shallow soulless bimbos by nature.

>>33812024
>I have no reason to lie at this point.
every tripcuck has a reputation to uphold

>>33812028
>putting a handover your mouth
Yes yes yes
>sticking fingers in your mouth
Yes
>sticking fingers in your throat
How? No
>grabbing under your chin
Okay
>grabbing your throat
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
>grabbing your throat and squeezing
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
>headlock with no pressure
Yesyesyeyseysyesyesyes
>headlock with pressure
Yesyeysyesyeysyesyeyesyeyseysyesyesyesyeyesyes
>pulling hair
Yes yes
>palming your head
What
>pressing the front or your neck into the bed
Wow okay
>pressing the back of your neck into the bed
Fine
>pushing your head into the pillow face down
Yes yes yes yes yes
>putting a hand on your face and pressing you into the bed
Yesyeyseysyeyeysyeysyesyesyes

>>33812026
I have blue eyes and some of my distant ancestors were Bavarian nobility. Does that count?

>>33812042
Aryan doesn't mean nordic but you lack this knowledge so you are correct not you.

>>33812026
I’m slavic and jewish doublenigga and I mog your agarthan prince

>>33812034
That photo barely even looks like her and it's something somebody else took. Whereas if she posts an actual decent picture, people aren't going to care and are still going to shit on it, so I don't see why she'd bother going to the trouble. I don't think she really cares.

>>33812044
I'm really not concerned with rep. One of the first things that ever got tied to the "Ohioanon" identity is that I got raped as a toddler. I've posted embarrassing shit, even stuff like my voice and face which I don't like and others don't either. I wrote centaur smut as a joke and then wrote it for real and got some harsh reactions.

>>33812040
S(he) be(lie)ve(d)

>>33811960
I clearly am off putting if they suddenly cut contact with me

Women is this you?

>>33812028
>>putting a handover your mouth
yes
>>sticking fingers in your mouth
probably
>>sticking fingers in your throat
maybe
>>grabbing under your chin
yes
>>grabbing your throat
ehhmaybe
>>grabbing your throat and squeezing
no
>>headlock with no pressure
yes
>>headlock with pressure
no
>>pulling hair
nope
>>palming your head
not sure, maybe
>>pressing the front or your neck into the bed
sounds uncomfortable
>>pressing the back of your neck into the bed
same as above
>>pushing your head into the pillow face down
if this is during sex, sounds hot i'd try it
>>putting a hand on your face and pressing you into the bed
meh

>>33811510
>you must have so much sex to not need to.
I could. But I don't want people that don't like me enough to be in a relationship anymore. I want relationship sex or nothing.

>>33812044
NTA
Given how she’s a bit of a pariah, wouldn’t he throw her under the bus if his rep was such a concern

>>33812045
someone's excited

>>33812052
Sbeve

>>33812054
Fakebois

>>33812058
Hey
Why DON’T you post a selfie to show that webcam screenshot isn’t how you really look? Not asking you too, just wondering why you haven’t

>>33812052
Truly

>>33812063
The person from the Twitter thread I stole this from said the boyfriend is a cis man.

Anons

What are we drinking tonight?

>>33812065
Why did Gandalf tell him it would be cold when it could've been a normal ring?

>>33812068
Sprite zero

>>33812028
>>putting a handover your mouth
yes
>>sticking fingers in your mouth
yes
>>sticking fingers in your throat
no
>>grabbing under your chin
yes
>>grabbing your throat
yes
>>grabbing your throat and squeezing
yesss
>>headlock with no pressure
yesss
>>headlock with pressure
yesss
>>pulling hair
yes
>>palming your head
yes
>>pressing the front or your neck into the bed
yes
>>pressing the back of your neck into the bed
yes
>>pushing your head into the pillow face down
yesss
>>putting a hand on your face and pressing you into the bed
yesss

>>33812068
"Blue raspberry limeade" Vitamin Water.

>>33812060
however, he chose her and now he must defend his choice

>>33811548
im not, thank god

who've known women like being dominated

>>33812074
They also broke up since then

>>33812045
Hello based police
Yeah she's postin' again

>>33812069
He already knew what the ring was.

Why do so many women have mask fetishes?

>>33812015
>One anonette's like I don't get feelings from art and this is anon is like "AcTuAlLy, tHe WoRd "MuRaL"...." being pretentious as fuck

>>33812068
Surly hell
Captcha : JH. Pn8

>>33811951
bro. i don't know this for sure and i have no proof. but bv looks like that girl from radical feminist tumblr back in the day who begged everyone for money in a gofundme to "feed her family" and then bought a salt water fishtank. also had a sex toy review blog iirc. wish i could remember the username

>>33812083
Yes I have to get pretentious when my actual answer got sidelined for things I like exponentially less.

>>33812064
Man, the answer is that I don't want more selfish moids looking at me and targeting me. There will always be dudes that will dislike the way I look regardless anyway.

>>33812090
all white people look alike

Who is the most attractive anon

>>33812078
It doesn't really matter, pointing out RB's ugliness and degeneracy will now forever be an insult to Ohio's choice and intelligence.

>>33812028
yes to all dat

>>33812098
LONDON

>>33812082
i have been called. i don't think i can explain it well tho. it's just masculine, mysterious, and hot. i recently watched a slasher movie just because the main villain wore a balaclava thing the whole time.

>>33812098
Subjective question, probably someone who never posted face or body before, of those who have that London(?) girl is the only skinny woman who isn't too skinny I ever saw here but is meh.

>>33812103
Has she ever shown her face?

>>33812082
Did you read my mask love letter yet

>>33812098
I'm 2/2 on women saying they like my body on here. Haven't posted it in many months tho

>>33812073
>>33812095
TOGETHER ONCE MORE

>>33811337
How about this one?
https://www.idrlabs.com/multiple-intelligences/test.php

>mid-late 30s
>single
>career woman
>doesn't have kids
>wants kids
Why do women do this to themselves?

>>33812094
You're answering MY question, you're not answering about whatever tf you want. I was asking about paintings done over convas, and when I didn't get the answer I wanted, I asked again. If you didn't like the question just don't answer; dimpshit.

>>33812103
over you already

Women only care about is atogan aryan prince moid

>>33812116
WHERE IS HE

Stop falling for the bait sisters
You should never text men first or make the first move

>>33812082
From the ones I've talked to, it's because you can't really get a read on what they're thinking or feeling, especially if they don't talk.

>>33812104
A LOT of women are into slasher villains. It was pretty shocking for me to learn about.

>>33812109
No. This is just a public chatroom.

>>33812118
I'm messed really up but not sure

>>33812101
>>33812071
>>33812057
>>33812045
I love subby women!!!

>>33812116
No.

>>33812082
I'll summon it again anyway

because a masked face brings attention to the body, and it also makes expressions and mood harder to read while bringing more importance to the gestures and actions so it gives intimidation points which can be attractive in certain situations

>>33812121
for me it's not really slasher villains specifically even tho i am aware many women are into that lol. i wouldn't have watched it if i didn't see that he was wearing a balaclava that's kind of the main thing for me (but i do like horror movies so the fact i knew it'd be a horror movie did factor in too)

>>33812127
Does Ohio look like him?

>>33812068
M, water, being a good boi
Will get cider tomorrow though kek

>>33812130
Absolutely not in the slightest.

>>33812096
this might be true

>>33812128
If I had a woman who looked like that I'd wear a mask, fold her in half, and rail her till she couldn't walk straight. Omfg that's so hot

>>33812127
Isn't that the guy who supports transkids transition?

What if they start fucking itt...

>>33812098
Seconding London. I have literally dreamt about her before

>>33812098
me

>>33812098
London is a hottie
>>33812106
She's posted toonmes and such
>>33812111
What's wrong with that lol? Do you expect them to raise the kids on food stamps?

>>33812128
But picrelated only wears glasses

>>33812137
Are you the atogan aryan prince?

>>33812096
>>33812136
The only ones with different hair or eye color?

>>33812144
I don't think so

>>33812116
untrue i love chadito

>>33812135
Is that why you broke up?

>>33812143
She's just a mask enjoyer who has targeted a new victim

>>33812098
Also bimboanon was a babe and Elsa anon was pretty (I mean she literally did Disney princess parties as her job)

Now holding audition for atogan aryan prince moid

>>33812098
I remember swissanon, loved her boobs

>>33812147
This is much more respectable than calling him chadlet

>>33812112
Yeah? Well fuck you cunt, how's this for a favorite painting? Enjoy the cognito hazard. Also you are blinking and breathing manually.

>>33812151
i nominate entj

>>33812138
I'm going to make all of your kids transition inside your nuts when I crush them.

I'm sorry for all the hornyposts I posted when I was ovulating. I will do it again next month

>>33812147
>chadito
Is this Hispanic chad or smth

>>33812021
one said it in jest
the girl in my group is all for it because she met her husband and father of her children while in a LDR

>>33812151
Cute, i'll bring the snacks

>>33812151
>brown hair
>green eyes
dammit, I'm out

is it a bad thing btw if you're dreamt of someone possibly more than 5 times on separate occasions but can't seem to stop it from happening because it's a situation where you like someone, but they also have too many red flags, so you decided to never pursue them. kind of a limbo.

>>33812148
No.

>>33812129
Yeah, just a thing for masked men. I get it. Have you watched other movies just for that?

>>33812130
Not even remotely. I've been told I look like Linus Torvalds.

>>33812151
No

>>33812158
yes. and short

>>33812142
The odds of it working drop vastly

>>33812151
i also nominate entj

wait i think i confused aryan with caucasian

in any case, i think entj deserves this crown

>>33812151
Blue eyes
Blonde hair
Alcoholic
Overweight so out

>>33812161
>>green eyes
Post them plsss

>>33812164
>I've been told I look like Linus Torvalds.
>>33812163
So you dated an Aryan prince?

Did anon get his fleshlight yet?

>>33812129
I hate slasher movies so much. The number of times I've had to wear a Ghostface or Michael Myers mask to get laid has left me a traumatized moid.

>>33812173
I'd get banned, they also aren't pretty

>>33812164
I found you in the /soc/ archives :)
You don’t look bad at all, 8/10 imo

I deserve a hot, rich moid as a consolation prize for everything that happened to me

>>33812154
*Yawn*
Kys.

>>33812176
Cute

>>33812177
How aren't they pretty? Green eyes are the prettiest eye color

>>33812176
>>>>I got a record haul as a kid in the Jason mask
????
!!!!!

Morte et dabo

>>33812164
Hmm not really now that i think about it, maybe there aren't many movies like that. maybe phantom of the paradise? that was my intention at first a bit but it's a very goofy movie and i didn't know that beforehand lmao.

genders, can someone advise me as to why british men look like this? (sorry qt)

>>33812183
They're very muted and the rest of my eye and eyebrow looks bad rn because I don't sleep well

>>33812188
2000 years of inbreeding.

>>33812189
Nta but sleep is important and get more

I need another haircut, thinking about a buzz cut this time or at least very short

>>33812189
nta but i have very grey-blue eyes so i feel you. people forget my eyes are blue that's how forgettable they are

>>33812189
Link it from /soc/ or something, I am begging you

>>33812191
I will try

>>33812174
Yeah but brown hair, never had it that short, more rectangular glasses, not that old yet.

>>33812177
You can post in /soc/toga and link the post here.

>>33812179
Thank you very much. Yeah, I don't like how I look, but I've come to realize that I'm not really on the same page with most people on that either.

>>33812187
The balaclava man must have been pretty special huh?

>>33812193
grey-blue is better on men anyway

>>33812197
eh i think blue eyes are creepy on men

>>33812180
Liking men for money is boring.

>>33812188
>sorry qt
No offense taken kek (I'm only British by naturalisation)
>>33812192
Bro gonna join the army

>>>/soc/34412451
I'mma just leave this here as my audition

>>33812198
bright blue yes, darker grey-blue not so much

>>33812190
>inbreeding
Invaded by
>romans
>picts
>jutes
>anglos
>saxons
>scots
>norwegians
>danes
>french

I don't think so Tim

>>33812184
I found out a woman on the actual registry gave my sons candy apples (daughters got jolly ranchers lol). It fucks with you.

>>33812203
then why do they look like that

>>33812051
That sounds more like bragging about your edgy backstory
https://youtu.be/ixgzbL0r0s0

>>33812188
Hey, bro, did you know that england is an ISLAND.

>>33812197
We're so back
>>33812198
It's so over
>>33812201
You look like you would bully me in a school for wizardry
Jk nice pic bro

I got really pulled into playing world of warcraft again.

Is that an ick?

>>33812200
is that why ur based and goated?

I look like this (f)

>>33812199
>only one woman in the entire world is bored lol

>>33812213
wow is fine, men who play as women in mmos give troon vibes

>>33812215
I can promise you, you arent this CUTE

>>33812215
Cutie
>>33812214
Yes I like goats cheese
Based? Based on what?

>>33812210
but hawaiian and jamaican and japanese people don't look like that

>>33812198
Sar

atogans, post yourselves as dogs

>>33812217
What if im 6'2 250lbs irl and fully male

>>33812221
i wish seethenhagen was real

>>33812213
A character like that, yes

>>33812209
What a ridiculous thing to say. Funny video though.

>>33812218
Well yeah i don't really wear pink collars

>>33812222
I'm not posting a selfie.

>>33812201
You should grow your hair out a bit more

>>33811808
>I think you could phrase it as looking at the cost and benefit of the action as opposed to the cost and benefit of not taking the action.
I think I see.
I was approaching it from a viewpoint of advising someone who wants to take an action.
The first question is why they want to do it, to what end? If their goal is to avoid a fate that not-taking the action would result in, then the consequences of not taking it matter more. Whereas if they want to take it to achieve a goal, the the consequence is not achieving that goal unless they take a different action.
Some jobs of you don't work, you don't get paid.
Some jobs if you don't work, you get fired.

>Considering the probabilities seems like too much.
Considering the likelihood of the result matters.
Getting millions of dollars is worth investing thousands of dollars but I would still advise against buying thousands of dollars worth of lottery tickets.
Getting the woman you love to come back to you might be worth grovelling on your belly for but is it likely to achieve the result you want?

>>33812208
All the ones of ambition and worth left for the colonies

>>33812222
Nope

>>33812228
the smartest dog ever

>>33812222
bf says i look like this dog lmfao

>>33812227
Yet*

>>33812194
javascript:quote('34412477');
There, don't get your hope up

>>33812239
I saw it and you're actually really pretty, the hell? Why do moids do this?

>>33812217
*me reading this while playing exclusively as Coco in Crash 4*
She is baby
>>33812222
It me
>>33812230
Majestic pic
>>33812231
>Some jobs of you don't work, you don't get paid.
>Some jobs if you don't work, you get fired.
Is this not like all jobs
Unless you're like the CEO of Temu or something

>>33812242
NTA
Attention whoring, they want to be chased

>>33812231
>Getting the woman you love to come back to you might be worth grovelling on your belly for but is it likely to achieve the result you want?
So that's what this is about

>>33812242
>Why do moids do this?
Do you think people with high self-esteem are regulars here
>>33812237
I like your hair
>>33812235
I like your glasses

>>33812242
I don't see it I guess
>>33812245
Why would I want to be chased by someone I don't know?

>>33812220
Actually... no. They have different inbreeding problems. Japanese do have uggos, but they are usually bullied to suicide or leave. Jamaicans also have uggos, but they tend to also leave as well. Hawaiian's have different health issues than looks from inbreeding to the point I think there is a custom to get tested for cousin closeness before you get married?
Correct me if I'm wrong, I think I heard that said somewhere.

Why do I have the feeling that blond anon is the Johnny Bravo faggot

>>33812249
>Why
Don’t talk to me

>>33812222
I forget if I got doberman or not in a buzzfeed quiz two years ago. I think? Some kinda dark big dog I forget.

>>33812231
I'd be worried about encouraging overthinking and fretting about unforeseeable outcomes.
>Considering the likelihood of the result matters.
This is part of the cost-benefit analysis in my book. Like:
>If I ask her out, she might say yes, or she might say no
>If I don't ask her out, I can't be rejected, but I also can't possibly gain anything
Then you weigh the two of those directly.

>>33812242
>Why do moids do this?
Some of us have warped self image. I genuinely think I'm repulsive but others seem to disagree.

>>33812249
May I see more?

I really hate men beyond anything you can imagine. I’m not even posting here ever again because I don’t want to interact with these subhumans ever again

>>33812244
QT, is that you again?

>>33812222
>quads
This is the first dog I saw that made me think, close enough

https://tse1.explicit.bing.net/th/id/OIP.UOgvEAb6fcir7WTpKXiyAgAAAA?cb=12&pid=Api

>>33812261
not tonight

>>33812263
Femanon fell in love?

>>33812259
We had a female doberman in my family, great fun dog, a lot of personality but not as incredibly clingy as lets say doberman retrievers

>>33812263
Sorry babe
>>33812264
Poss

>>33812260
>I genuinely think I'm repulsive but others seem to disagree.
I don't disagree with you on that.

>>33812267
Femanon got pumped and dumped*
>Fell for it again award

>>33812268
Obv wanted to say golden retrievers in second part

>>33812272
Thanks for backing me up then, I appreciate the support.

>>33812222
I’m a cat

>>33812260
Now advise your friend how to be a more effective pedophile