>Meeting a girl for a maybe date
>"I don't really trust guys, can you empty your pockets so I can see what you have?
>have wallet, phone, keys, knife, and a flushable toilet wand refill in my pocket
>have 3 bathrooms that I clean every week a the same time
>always just put 3 refill things in my pocket as I go through them all
>one bathroom had nobody in it for a week so just forgot about the extra refill
>"Why do you have this? Were you cleaning your bathroom?"
>"Is it because you think I'll come home with you because I'm easy?"
>try to explain I clean bathrooms weekly
>"A guy isn't going to scrub toilets unless he's trying to get laid."
Was literally almost in tears by the end, who do women think cleans single men's toilets?