I'd be so fat if it weren't for weed.
Like tonight I got stoned and really wanted some junk food. I considered the KFC drive-through for a bucket of chicken, or a food truck, or some burgers. But I got more high and my mind drifted. And now I don't want to drive. So there's always pizza delivery. But that's unhealthy, and I still have a bunch of roast lamb and broccoli cheese soup to finish.
So I'm going to eat 20mg of sativa gummy and take another bong hit, and pretty soon the delivery pizza places will be closed.
And eventually it'll all catch up with me and I'll be SUPER famished because instead of eating I've been toking and smoking cigarettes and having coffees all day. But when I do finally eat it's going to be homemade gourmet foods without cheap, shitty carbs. And it's going to taste extra amazing because weed improves even my flawless cooking.
Weed always saves the day. Now a lesser user may give in to those temptations and whale out on the bad stuff, but with practice and experience in the ways of the herb you too can harness the power of patience and distraction. Make the weed work for you.

>>21423212
>um

Why did you put that in there? It's sad enough when you accidentally do it out loud. There's simply no excuse for typing that out.
I don't care how high you are.