Thread 21687669

>hey dude, let's hit this blunt and eat some food
well, what are you eating?

Yea dude mind if I toke that shit up? *Takes puff* You roll this? *Takes hit* Thats some dank skunk ganja herb *Jerks off*

You know exactly what I’m eating…

>>21687678
Barbecue ribs?

>>21687680
Cereal you dumbass.

D

gummies, because I need my lungs to breathe

>smoking in bedroom
>smoking on bed
>eating on bed
We're learning manners before we even think about eating.

>>21687684
so you rot your teeth and guts with sugar glycerol glue instead good strat

>>21687669 (OP)
Your mom's pussy

>>21687669 (OP)
I'm off the weed, so, pass. But if you've got any kettle chips I'll demolish those, weed or no.

>>21687684
I really wish I knew how to make edibles. I've tried like 10 times, and I'm tired of wasting weed. I love working out high and I need my lungs to work out.

>>21687678
My nigger

>>21687708
Sure. Because I pack the gummies in between my teeth and let them melt there and I never brush.
That's the only alternative to smoking weed: rotting teeth.

Fucking tardo.

>>21687669 (OP)
She looks like a smaller version of one of the SNL ladies.

This.
Though anything is good when you're stoned.

>>21687669 (OP)
I'm not eating or smoking until we're done fucking. Damn do I love banging girls while they're stoned.

>>21687763
>100mg

I'm trying to get high, not take a trip to the hospital.

a giant juicy bruerger

Quit weed. It's not as good as you think and isn't worth it.

>>21687789
It's actually better than you think. The only downside is the social stigma

>>21687773
No one who'd post that image ever had sex, incel.

>>21687775
Only a very sick person or an idiot would down that whole thing at once. I never eat more than 40mg at a time.

People who go to the hospital for weed.... well, they really never live that down.

>>21687799
Everyone is entitled to an opinion. But it really isn't, imo. Just makes you alright with being bored and not doing anything.

>>21687669 (OP)
I usually eat a whole bag of licorice like a drooling fat retard everytime I smoke weed on the rare occasion.

>>21687814
Could be a question of brand, but, I used to do 200mg before getting on an airplane and all it did was make me fall asleep for the majority of the flight.

>>21687775
You build tolerance to edibles crazy fast, at the peak of my habit I was taking upwards of 1000mg just to feel anything. Then again, I'm not really sure dosages on edibles can be trusted. I have a feeling a lot of black market shit just has random big numbers slapped on to make them seem stronger than they really are. Unless you're making them yourself, you really have no idea how much is in there. I pretty much gave up on edibles because of that. When they were good, they were amazing, but it was just too hit or miss.

>>21687799
What social stigma? Do you live in the deep South or Utah or something? Where do people even still look down on it? It's mainstream and normal and legal where I live. No "degenerates" or "junkies" or "stoners", just regular people, perhaps the occasional hipster.
I go into dispensaries all the time and there's nothing sleazy or sketchy about them. It's either all in your head or you live in a really obsolete area.

>>21687789
Isn't worth it? It couldn't be much cheaper now. This is the best possible timeline for enjoyers of cannabis and cannabis accessories. I keep thinking I'm going to wake up from this reality and have to go back to all the bullshit involved with black market scoring of weed.

>>21687810
I've been married for a decade

>>21687825
>I was taking upwards of 1000mg just to feel anything

Lmao you were getting ripped off

>>21687846
Yeah, that's basically what I said in the rest of my post.

>>21687678
Bearded clam…

>>21687669 (OP)
no one I consider a friend is a pot head. so I'm not doing either.

>>21687669 (OP)
Im eating her flesh while experiencing a cannibis-induced psychotic episode

>>21687840
Then why do you identify with incel "fren" culture? What are you doing? The frog means you're a far-right chud who can't get pussy. So you are disqualified if you're being truthful here.
Get your shit together.

>>21687867
People who use cannabis are not "potheads". You know plenty of friends who use it. They just know you're a close minded fool so they keep it from you.
Or more likely you have no friends at all. I hate you people. Pretending you're superior. You suck.

>>21687883
Or maybe he just thinks frogs are funny.

>>21687892
Then he's using too much weed. They are not funny. Especially the image he posted. Meaningless. Why would anyone save that? He won't answer or justify it because he's an incel liar.

>>21687895
What's something you find funny?

>>21687760
Has anyone actually done this?

>>21687840
Married for over a decade and never had sex. The life of a faggot in denial is truly a testing one.

>>21687917
Not everything is about your cravings for sex, incel

>>21687883
>>21687895
Fag

>>21687883
Where the fuck do you "people" come from?

5 patty melts and a coke

>>21687905
Yes. I did it here this month. Probably still in the archives.

>>21687930
What's with the quotation marks?

>>21687669 (OP)
Last time I smoked weed I took an Uber to Pappas Bros steakhouse in Houston and spent about $500 on steak, various types of potatoes, and wine.
Was quite nice desu.

>>21687895
You're so bothered lmao

I'd be so fat if it weren't for weed.
Like tonight I got stoned and really wanted some junk food. I considered the KFC drive-through for a bucket of chicken, or a food truck, or some burgers. But I got more high and my mind drifted. And now I don't want to drive. So there's always pizza delivery. But that's unhealthy, and I still have a bunch of roast lamb and broccoli cheese soup to finish.
So I'm going to eat 20mg of sativa gummy and take another bong hit, and pretty soon the delivery pizza places will be closed.
And eventually it'll all catch up with me and I'll be SUPER famished because instead of eating I've been toking and smoking cigarettes and having coffees all day. But when I do finally eat it's going to be homemade gourmet foods without cheap, shitty carbs. And it's going to taste extra amazing because weed improves even my flawless cooking.
Weed always saves the day. Now a lesser user may give in to those temptations and whale out on the bad stuff, but with practice and experience in the ways of the herb you too can harness the power of patience and distraction. Make the weed work for you.

>>21688000
even hunger is better on weed

>>21687988
You still can't defend the "start doing this" frog. LMAO

>>21688001
Frankly it goes away. The weed satisfies in a way where you know you won't be hungry for another hour or two. No one gets hungry immediately after smoking; it builds. And now it's to the point where I can have a puff of weed when I want food and it just postpones the hunger.

Get a bunch of fresh fruit, wine, cheese and olives and pretend you're at a feast in ancient Rome

>>21688000
Nice trips of truth. I don't get strong munchies myself.

>>21688008
That seems gross to me. If I was in the right mood I'd try one of those, but the filling seems nasty. I'd rather have just the sugared puff thing with no cream stuff in it. Or something else they offer later in the clip.

>>21688002
Not that guy. I don't know this particular frog's significance so I don't really care.

>>21688010
This could be fun. Without the wine. Mixing weed and booze = blackout for me.

>>21688008
I should call her

>>21688018
Who's that? Some baker lady you know?

>>21687883
>The frog means you're a far-right chud who can't get pussy.
You're one of those faggots that doesn't think he's a newbie but actually has no idea what the fuck is going on

>>21688017
They used to water down their wine, drinking it as-is was considered barbaric

>>21687669 (OP)
how do i get a junkie gf

>>21688073
They put the words in the wrong order. The first thing should be on the left. We read left to right, top to bottom.

>>21687883
>a far-right chud who can't get pussy
This is largely untrue these days, most women may be left leaning but they know their only options for left wing "men" are trannies, gay, complete manwhores, spineless simps or some combination of the aforementioned.

>>21688000
I lost about 10kg when civ4 came out cus I was smokin weed and forgetting to eat.

>>21687760
Looks promising. Thanks, this was the closest thing I could find online that delivers to my country.
>https://www.htfw.com/old-j-tiki-fire-overproof-spiced-rum
It's a spiced rum but I doubt that matters just needs to be rum I guess, will have to use for cocktails too as the flavour profile sounds tasty tb h

>>21688000
Unfortunately I work in a bakery, we've been doing a run of new cookies, and I have a bunch of ice cream in the freezer. I know exactly what I'll be eating at 2am tonight, and it's not healthy at all.

>>21687678
this right here is the only answer

>>21688000
>just smoke so much that you are too stoned to nourish yourself at all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ7KFl2JnW8

>>21688109
No, it shouldn't be rum. You misunderstand. It's only rum in that recipe because the author can't get Everclear. Bacardi 151 is 75% alcohol, but you want 95% or higher. Get whatever spirit is the highest ABV. Spiced rum is usually even lower than plain rum. Forget rum altogether.

>>21688117
You must be high, impatient, or just suffer from poor reading comprehension. If you'd have kept reading you'd see that I eat very nourishing foods instead of junk. I just wait to do it. I guess it's a bit like fasting.

>>21687799
20 year stoner who has been off it for a year now... It's better without it. The sleep, clarity, everything is just more satisfying and not dulled.

>>21688118
I went with tiki fire because it's 75.5%, same as the Bacardi in the pic and the highest I could find with some googling.
I'm not sure if UK even allows imports on drinks that high in alcohol, it might, will have to look around.

>>21687713
You've never touched a pussy lol

>>21687826
Weed is the one thing that's cheap in the PNW, when I lived in Seattle I would regularly go to dispos selling ounces for $20 or less (very leafy outdoor, but still ok for hash, edibles, joints, or mixing with concentrates).

>>21688118
>>21688127
Fuck yeah, just found this.
>https://www.thewhiskyexchange.com/p/34119/spirytus-rektyfikowany-duch-puszczy-half-litre

>>21687853
not in Canada, I assume

>>21687669 (OP)
You will hit the wall at 25, girl

>>21687799
i smoked over an ounce a week for a decade. then i went cold turkey 4 years ago. can't say i have looked back. life is much, much better without it. it absolutely is a crutch.

>>21688073
are all mangaslop writers this retarded?

>>21687678
I love kissing and eating pussy so much it's unreal

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