(To the tune of shanaia twains “man, I feel like a woman)

The best thing about be-ing a gunner,
Is we’ve got Gyokeres to score some little goals

Wo-oh-oah he’s totally crazy
Bags all the ladies
Red shirt, hates topspur
Oh-oh-oh, really go wild
And play Artetas style
Wo-oh-oh

Get in the action
Feel the gunners reaction
Touches his hair,
Does what he dares
Wo-oh-oh

He’s gonna be free yeah, to play the way he feels
Man, I’m glad weve got Gyokeres
(DU DUUU DU DU DU DUU DU)