Thread 150393507

>Friday 22nd August
West Ham 1 - 5 Chelsea
>Saturday 23rd August
Manchester City 0 - 2 Tottenham Hotspur
AFC Bournemouth 1 - 0 Wolverhampton Wanderers
Brentford 1 - 0 Aston Villa
Burnley 2 - 0 Sunderland
Arsenal 5 - 0 Leeds United
>Sunday 24th August
Crystal Palace 1 - 1 Nottingham Forest
Everton 2 - 0 Brighton & Hove Albion
Fulham 1 - 1 Manchester United
>Monday 25th August
8pm Newcastle United v Liverpool

First for Arsenal

Man United customers must be ecstatic with that result after how they celebrated the opening day defeat against arsenal

seskWHO?

>ref put bruno off
>his routine was ruined
Why are they defending bruno like he's some 13 year old kid taking his first ever penalty or something. He's a pro footballer on half a mil a week

>>150393297
>>150393297
>>150393297
/mug/

everyone assesses that amorim is one of the most sought after, talented young managers in the game today and that suddenly everything will click eventually; but what if in actuality he's just a bum out of his depth? then this would all be a huge waste of time and resources for manchester united

>>150393531
Crybaby captain
Crybaby fanbase
Crybaby club

>>150393530
V for Victor(y)

We need a name for the 250mill shit trio of Cunha, Mbeumo and Sesko

>>150393547
Even a world class manager will struggle with this united squad. It's a combination of things for why they're so shit. The players are dogshit, they basically need an entirely new team.

United spend 200 million on their fancy new attack but their midfield is complete fucking ass. If they actually spent on a midfielder, they might actually be good. Watch them panic buy a midfielder before the end of the window.

SNUBBED

>>150393583
CuMS

Can we bring him back please

>>150393589
United had a perfectly servicable front 3 and needed reinforcement for their midfield and a new keeper. Instead he froze out 2 wingers so he can bring in MBumbo and Cunha instead of reinforcing where they needed. Now they got 2 fancy new players and 2 players they can't sell.

Amorim must hate Mainoo so much if he's willing to sub on Ugarte (the worst midfielder in the world) instead

>>150393589
>>150393547
Amorim said he didn't want to go to United in the summer but that was a lie because he was actually hoping for Pep to potentially leave as City were courting Amorim. But United went
>Here is a load of money, take it now or fuck off
And he decided to take it instead of risk Pep signing a new contract. Now you could argue Pep only signed because City went
>We don't have a replacement, tough shit, faggot
But I suspect if Amorim went to City things would be a bit different.

>GW1: 15th
>GW2: 16th

>>150393640
He's been told to by the upper echelons that until Mainoo signs a new contract he isn't to play. As soon as he signs, he'll start playing.

>>150393651
lol that's where >>150393598 face came from lmao

Goals?

Just IMAGINE if they lose here midweek.

>>150393628
>loses to the German version of Wigan

>>150393632
>United had a perfectly servicable front 3

>>150393645
>I suspect if Amorim went to City things would be a bit different
Yeah City would be 16th

>>150393681
Okay. I was kinda kidding. They 100% needed to replace Sesko but a new midfielder and keeper is 100% better than Cunha + Mbeumo over Garnacho + Anthony.

TERRIBLE NIGHT FOR THE HOMELESS

its kinda funny how this thread was wrong about every single transfer this window, almost like you shouldnt trust a kfc worker

>>150393727
>They 100% needed to replace Sesko
Did you mean Hojlund

Rubén Amorim has managed Manchester United in 28 matches against current Premier League teams. He has overseen 4 wins. A win percentage rate under 14.5 percent. 2 of those wins came in his first month in charge.

>>150393755
Yeah my bad.

Manure Monkeys are awfully quiet all of a sudden...

6 - Since the start of April, Manchester United have won fewer points than all other ever present Premier League clubs (6) and Leicester City, who now play in the Championship, have more Premier League points than they have in that time (8). Concerning.

Can we talk about United's corner goal or are we only allowed to talk about Arsenal's?

I said it last week, united aren't good. They played well against arsenal because arsenal weren't up to speed yet and also because it was a fresh season, at home, in front of fans who are eager to have a fresh start. It was more of an in the moment performance against arsenal than any true show of form.

>>150393796
>Manc ref
>Manc VAR
lol no foul :), except when Fulham did it, then it's a penalty to Manchester United

>>150393759
Those wins:

>everton (A) 4-0
>man city (A) 2-1
>fulham (A) 1-0
>villa (H) 2-0

>>150393833
>Manc ref
Pure coincidence of course.

dipper crying about imaginary ref conspiracies again, watch him switch to chill guy posting

>>150393759
Does this mean 3 of his 7 wins last year were against the 3 relegated sides? Kek

Remember, he wasn't good enough for West Ham

>United buying players from scrappy mid table clubs or one season wonders (forwards)
>midfield and defense still dogshit
>why won’t they perform
kek

Absolute KINO photo.

>>150393917
Given how this season's started for 1966 FC he'd be an improvement

ANALRIM HAS JUST CALLED HIS PLAYERS SPECIAL NEEDS LIVE ON TV

According to XG, Manchester United have only created 1 big chance this season and it was when Bayinder hoofed it up to Cunha

>Ruben Amorim now has a Premier League win percentage of 24.1% (7 wins in 29 games), the exact same percentage as Colin Wanker (won 27 of 112 games), who was twice relegated from the Premier League.

el oh el

ONE POINT
I DON'T KNOW WHY

>>150393598
He did another version, I like the website url.

>>150393961
Cunha played today?

>>150393995
Hit the post within the first couple of minutes

>They are working hard, sometimes not in the right way but they are working hard
>Rubin Amorim

>>150393977
Make the call Jim
>come on Sharon it’s one last job, you said you’re sick of me round the house anyway - it’ll get us a lovely new static caravan for those trips to Scarborough

Cunha and Mbuemo are better than Shitze and Cacauekde. AW seething.

>Manchester United boss Ruben Amorim speaking to BBC Radio 5 Live: "I think we scored the goal and then we forgot about how we play."

Jesus Christ.

Man United PL record:

W7 D7 L15 — First 29 matches under Amorim
W12 D7 L10 — Last 29 matches under ten Hag

Bruno:
>I'm upset because the ref didn't apologise for bumping me
>that affected my routine

Sesko, Cunha and Mbeumo are all 002

>>150394076
And so is Cacauekde, keep seething AW.

How do you say "bald fraud" in porkandcheese?

>>150394072
The utter arrogance of Brown Envelopes FC

Bruno Fernandes (captain of Manchester United football club) is using the post-match interview to say he is “upset” and was “triggered” (he literally used these words) by the fact the referee did not apologise to him after accidentally bumping into him
I’m not even taking the piss or exaggerating
Bruno Fernandes
CAPTAIN of Manchester United
In a post match interview after a 1-1 draw against Fulham
Calling himself “triggered” by the referee accidentally walking into him

I’m sick

how many goals did Mbuemo have after GW2 last year

>Benjamin Sesko €76.50m
>Bryan Mbeumo €75.00m
>Matheus Cunha €74.20m
>only goal scored was an own goal

>>150393989
KEK

>>150394123
1. He scored in GW1.

>>150394044
Depressing that even if they stayed at that level, 0.96ppg still isn't enough to get relegated these days.

Fraudim is the first to get sacked

>people keep memeing jlingz.com
>site is down, domain is still owned
If it wasn't, I might have bought it and made it a /mug/ site.

what was the reaction to the SpurGODs beating Man Shitty?

>>150394159
Idk the promoted teams look more capable of getting points this year than the last 2 years and you only need one of them to have a decent run to put 37 points in a grey area

>>150394171
Nope. Will still be Potter.

turn ids on and this thread is all the same scouse loser

>>150394109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmXKgo97Nhc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV9A-_7Drfk

>>150394189
Glazing from the media. Spurs are back. Frank best signing for Spurs. Title winners elect.

>>150394221
>HE DID NOT APOLOGIZE

>>150394072
>>150394109
It's the lack of apology that threw him off? Not the bumping into? But the lack of apology afterwards?

Saka injury isn't serious but he will miss the Liverpool game.

>>150394243
Very professional...

>>150394253
3-4 weeks, rather than 3-4 months. Odegaard is also out for the 'Pool game.

>>150394109
Never seen such a /weakmind/ in all my life. Move to Arsenal when?

LOL

>>150394253
I'll believe it when I see it, they said this last season about Saka and he played at Anfield anyway

>>150394287
OBSESSED.

>>150394288
>Worry.

>>150394289
Now? Wasn't it 28 games and 27 points before?

>200m spent on attack
>0 goals
>1 fulham own goal

>>150394253
>>150394280
This might be a blessing in disguise for them cause Saka and Odegaard have been a bit meh lately. More Odegaard than Saka really.

Maybe United will be able to pry David Moyes away from Everton once they inevitably sack Amorim

So what is the reason for United's downfall and why did it happen when Ferguson left?

Refusing to cash in on Bruno only for him to miss an undeserved pen is beyond comical

>>150394409
Glazers

>leaves everton to join other premier league clubs
>makes them so irrepairably shit that willl be pushed over by anyone
>returns to everton and is suddenly good again
i get it now

>>150394409
No forward planning

>>150394537
what a bitter little freak you are

>>150394312
Quiet trophy dodger

Also why is Man City so bad now? Will Pep be sacked soon?

>>150394221
Credit to Bruno for staying on his feet when the Ref nudged him. Usually he’d be rolling on the floor.

what's he thinking now after grealish's performance today?

>>150394205
aw is scouse?

>The Football Association is investigating a banner unfurled by Crystal Palace fans that depicted Nottingham Forest owner Evangelos Marinakis holding a gun to midfielder Morgan Gibbs-White's head.

>Forest are hugely disappointed that supporters were permitted to bring the banner into Selhurst Park, according to well-placed sources.

>>150394747
weirdly deferential to victimpool for an arsenal supporter so i wouldnt rule it out

Just realized United spent a quarter of a Billion(!) pounds of Sterling silver on forwards who don't score goals...

y'all should have never let me google cold reading, I'm operating on planes of existence only my Atlanteans BROTHERS (I saw our home and it was beautiful) were able to achieve

Quite clear that Man United will be the title decides this season. They look super strong against BIG teams but mid against the shit.

>>150394846
>Mbeumo
>42 games (all comps)
>20 goals
>9 assists

>Cunha
>36 (all comps)
>17 goals
>6 assists

So, less than 20 and 17 goals?

So will Isak end up doing nothing this fall?

>>150394895
I'm assuming the cling on Leaf meant it as 10 and 8 respectively.

>>150394895
No he means less than those two halved

>>150394895
I am so far beyond simple math you're going to have to be on your own on this one

>>150394915
Yep. And then shipped off for 60 mil in Jan.

>>150394920
I don't think it's respectively, I think he's saying Mbeumo and Cunha's combined goals will be less than 16 goals in total

>>150394922
>>150394920
That's what I meant but I kept changing my wording because I was going to ask 'did he mean just league?'.

>>150394923
BE NICE.

>>150394950
*18 goals, not 16, silly me

>>150394950
37 / 2 > 16

>>150394920
the way the archive post is worded it makes it sound like they will score less than 16 goals combined total.

>>150394970
HAHA YOU'RE TOO SLOW

>>150394972
Look at you copying other people's homework

>>150394970
correct
>>150394972
this has already been answered

What is Dave's newest cope?

>>150395066
Arsenal and Liverpool (potentially even Everton) fans are all in fact the same singular person

LMAO
KEK WHAT A BITCH

>>150395066
saying bruno was assaulted by the referee

>>150395124
Genuine retard excuse. He made a fucking mess of it. Absolutely no need to twat it that hard.

i didnt watch the everton game, how good was grealish? based on what i'm reading he did great

>>150395273
Embarrassed Pep big time with his display

>>150395066
dave doesn't exist

>>150395087
what a sad fuck you are

>>150395460
>>150395474
>t.dave

Dave Melty

>>150395480
sad sad little loser, this thread is your entire life

He was right

where are the apology forms

>>150395124
the classic not-an-excuse-but excuse

Fun fact: Rubin Amorim's Manchester United has never been in the top half

>>150395502
this dork uses a licensed copy of Microsoft Office 365 to tabulate his huel intake, shan't be listening to his opinions

>>150395502
Nottingham Korea fans are brainwashed and will believe it to be for the good of the club if Nuno's given the boot.

>>150395273
he was able to play his game for the first time in years

>>150395614
has a wholesome moment with an Asian fella too didn't he

Da Arsenal

The best part is that most Manure fans feel they need to give the MOOR fraud time for this "system" of his to work. This fraud might hoodwink them some more and sink them even deeper.

what happened with rodrygo to liverpool lads? indy said it was on

Oh Bruno

>>150396627
lads? indy said rodrygo flew out to anfield, what's happening?

>Bruno needs therapy because the ref didn't apologise
>Yaya had a breakdown because City didn't buy him a cake
What is it about Manchester that makes everyone such weak faggots?

>>150396711
I want to see a heat map of this ref for every penalty he's spotted in the last ten years (give me one with the last five to whet my appetite first)

lads didn't indy say rodrygo was meeting with slot? what happened there?

Burnley will pay for this.

>>150396898
Manchester United 0-1 Burnley (Hannibal Mejri 89’)

this is wild, indy had confirmed rodrygo was signing with the reds... have i been caicedod? why would indy lie like that?

>>150396898
no refunds

i was assured by /epl/ that rodrygo to liverpool was on... this is so crazy...

why are all you guys talking about rodrygo all of a sudden?

Do Scousers ever call Indy out when he's wrong (about 95% of the time)?

>>150397123
well /epl/ believes indykaila is a quality source... he doesn't seem to be right very often, though... or at all, really... bit strange... oh well, at least they got that guy from bournemouth i guess

Indy nailed at least a half dozen Newcastle snubs before anyone else

>>150397057
>you guys
>plural

/trans/ not taking indy's rise to the top very well

indy what happened to the rodrygo to liverpool story? you said it was a done deal?

>>150397197
That was an easy one to predict without needing a source. All you had to do was look at the other club involved, see they could offer higher wages, and that was that.

>>150393640
mainoo isn't much better
academy bias deluded people into thinking he's some elite player when he just isn't

>>150397222
>rise to the top
https://observer.co.uk/news/sport/article/mystery-of-indy-kaila-transfer-gossip-rumour-account

>He is now, he said, in a position to work with two freelance journalists to help with gathering his own reporting; although he still owns and operates the account, he mentioned he has received some “investment”. (He does not want to say whether it is now his full-time job or not; the mystery is too precious to him).

He's a fucking sad cunt.

>>150397340
we don't sign our posts here

>Rodrygo Silva de Goes (Brazilian Portuguese: [ʁoˈdɾiɡu ˈsiwvɐ dʒi ˈɡɔjs];[2] born 9 January 2001), better known as Rodrygo, is a Brazilian professional footballer who plays primarily as a winger for La Liga club Real Madrid and the Brazil national team.
what the fuck... this isn't fair... he should be playing for the reds... this isn't possible

>>150394537
I'm loving the complete revisionism around him from Liverpool fans.

one of you tried to take me to task for calling it out, but you lot are obsessed with rodrygo, and I can't help but feel if we were allowed to talk about the games this past weekend the discourse might be a little different

>>150397371
>Rodrygo Silva de Goes to Liverpool

I'm hearing rumours rodrygo is PISSED that he was subbed off today, might be his last game for madrid

>>150397340
ABIndys have been well and truly btfo this summe, you most of all

I had the Radio 5 Live commentary on so I didn't watch it but the way the commentators were going on about Mount's performance in this and the last match
Genuinely hyping him up to Ballon d'Or levels

>>150397517
Only one who'll be getting BTFO is "Indy" himself when the tax man catches up to him.

>>150397613
he's paid in favours like the godfather

indy what happened with the rodrygo to anfield deal? did he get cold feet seeing what merseyside looks like? was slot crank called?

>>150397556
>Mount
Who?

>>150397613
no, its you

ckin ell... zubimendi, caicedo, now this shite... i thought you were better than this indy, i trusted you

>>150397556
i mean when he is starting from basically zero, anytime he contributes anything is a positive
didn't really notice him today but last week he seemed decent enough at times
crazy how fast he fell off from the hypejob a few years ago. same with reece james, ben chilwell, kalvin phillips, and phil foden to some extent. whatever tournament that was when they all played together euro 20? i forget

>>150397659
missin' mount hehe

>>150397659
Was he really as anonymous as that? I had a feeling they were going way over the top but I'm not joking, it was so fawning.
>>150397697
It was odd and persistent, like he'd get on the ball and the main commentator John Murray kept saying 'what a great couple of weeks for him' as though he'd turned over a new leaf.
I get I probably seem like an anti-United troll but it was only him they kept doing it for where it really stood out as strange.

snubbenham

can't believe indy lied about zubi and now this... he was my go-to for the latest lfc news...

The last time Manchester United failed to score on the opening day and then drew the 2nd game 1-1, they went on to win the Premier League.

might be the single most tinpot thing i've ever seen

>>150397804
I've seen enough. Putting my life savings on Man United to win the league.

>>150397807
it's actually one step closer to the ideal managerial look

>>150397807
It's called soul, Liversimp. Something you have no concept of in the slightest.

>>150397760
That's up from the first bid of 55m or so as well. Seems like they're fine with overspending and still getting turned down.

>>150397807
surprised they didnt ask him to change to avoid confusion with the players

>>150397892
nothing soulful about grown men wearing football shirts when not playing football
they're for kids

>>150397755
>John Murray kept saying 'what a great couple of weeks for him' as though he'd turned over a new leaf.
yeah that was my point though, he was literally so invisible/anonymount the past couple years that the fact you can see him doing anything is a great couple of weeks for him
i mean it's probably just pro-united media hype but still.
and for the record i think he was once a good-ish player and should not have gone to united.

>>150397804
Holy shit

>>150397689
tbf klopp himself lied about caicedo for some reason, odd little man

>>150397918
He's managing the team you stupid cunt. He's not wearing the full kit while shopping at Aldi.

>>150397964
embarrassing that you don't get it

>>150397953
dave its been multiple years now...

>>150397991
>claims I don't get it
>doesn't explain why
Can guarantee you would be sucking off Sarina Wiegman if she did it for the England women.

>>150398017
no it would be similarly cringe if grown woman did it

>>150397994
It's worthy of bringing up every once in a while
I don't think it's ever happened in another league, probably even another sport, where a manager was boasting about making a signing which hadn't in fact been made at all

>>150398027
Complete bollocks.

>When 1. FC Köln kicked off their Bundesliga campaign against Mainz on Sunday, head coach Lukas Kwasniok surprised everyone with his choice of clothing.

>Instead of wearing a tracksuit, regular shirt or suit like most of his fellow coaches, he donned the club’s home jersey.

>After his team’s 1-0 victory, Kwasniok explained the idea behind his decision:

>“I saw the jersey presentation at a sponsor event and got goosebumps. And the same with the black jersey. Then the decision was clear for me: if I’m allowed to do it, I will. Because I want to commit to this club, and I do, and I also wear this jersey with pride,” he said in a post-match interview.

>>150397807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xhorDJfzSE&ab_channel=YoungRG
Kek

>>150397994
oh i forgot caicedo's career ended when klopp told that lie, and he didn't just score for chelsea 2 days ago

>>150398053
replica kits are for children

Are we all ready for /lug/ tomorrow? Anything less than a win for Liverpool is HUMILIATING.

>>150398072
You're very clearly too mature for football. May I suggest taking up something like chess instead of having a stick up your arse.

>>150398080
The excuses were made by Slot and van Dijk already
Both said on camera that they need another striker
It's not tapping up though!

>>150398080
leeds played yesterday

>>150398092
t. unironically owns several replica kits

Will be a long night for Dave on McDs wifi outside in the gutter

>>150398118
Only of my own club. But as I said, football is very clearly beyond your own perceived level of maturity and therefore you shouldn't waste your time with it.

>>150398080
Im feeling great fellow /lug/ster!

>>150398130
Hilarious you post this like it's a diss, or relevant. Liverpool literally ended up with a better midfield.

>>150398130
Kek

>>150398153
i love football
i don't enjoy dressing as a child larping as my favourite player

>>150398171
He didn't lie to me so it is hilarious yeah
Lied to you though

>>150398130
lmao that instant seethe

>penandes blamed the ref for his atrocious penalty
What a shameless club. Nice “captain” you have there

>>150398188
>i love football
No you don't. That's very obvious.

>i don't enjoy dressing as a child larping as my favourite player
New manager wants to connect to his supporters by wearing the club's shirt. You completely misinterpret this as him wanting to be on the pitch.

It's mental how Klopp got no media scrutiny for telling such a bizarre lie
No other manager would've gotten away with it

can someone explain why that weird german prick lied about buying a player he never spoke to?

>>150398189
I'm not Liversimp but Gravenberch is literally better than Caicedo. Just weird you bring up a transfer "saga" from 2 years ago.

>>150398130
>>150398193
Can use his veneers for white balancing your monitors

>>150398216
He was high on (((inhalers)))

>>150398214
i was talking about you there not the manager

>>150398198
He's been woeful since his head was turned to Saudi. United genuinely would be better off cashing in.

>>150398245
>87th minute
>Madrid leading by 2 goals

Least obsessed Liversissy

>>150398225
Klopp objectively did lie about the Caicedo deal. He later confirmed he never even spoke to him.
You can revere Klopp and still admit he lied about things.

>>150398240
lol, sure you were liversimp
a replica shirt is apparently beneath you, that's fucking hilarious

>>150398272
I think he’s taking the piss that Trent has been relegated to an injury time sub

>>150398272
He got benched for old man Carvajal already

united draws, so begins a night of spam
going with the caicedo thing an interesting choice, kind of old school.

>>150398292
Trent being brought on to ensure victory.

>>150398289
i have no problem with replica shirts they're great for kids
they're very cringe on grown men

Funny how Kloppo raised the asking price for Sesko and told a friend of my uncle that he has no idea why United wanted him lmao

Liversissy melty

>>150398319
Any football shirt is cringe on a grown man. The only exceptions are watching football games at the stadium/pub/mates house (WITH COMPANY) or having a kick about (which is bordering on cringe in itself for a grown adult but I’ll allow it)
Any other occasion and it’s cringe
I’ve even purposefully kept my coat on to hide it when I’m on the way to a game

still can't believe rodrygo isn't starting for liverpool after indy promised us it happened

>>150398319
keep on crying because a manager wanted to connect with his new club's supporters instead of being a dour twat like you

>>150398354
or you know, actually playing the fucking sport

This homeless manc wears children's clothes lmao

Hill dickinson stadium soul

>>150398366
>or you know, actually playing the fucking sport
Nah being a modern professional footballer is cringe unless it’s league 1 level or below for a based old fashioned gaffer

>Nottingham Forest in talks to sign Dominik Livakovic from Fenerbahce

Why do this if they have sels? If it goes through Chelsea should smatch him up. Sanchez and the rest of their keepers are shit.

>>150398459
Their only other keeper is Angus Gunn. I didn't actually realise that big fucker Carlos Miguel had left.

>>150398472
wimbledon my beloved

>>150398472
>Backburn

Eeeeeeeverton
WHEW
Were all off down to the hill Dickinson

Eeeeeeeeverton
WHEW
To suck each other off and swallow the cum

Liverpool desperately need to beat Newcastle because they face Arsenal next week who will hold them to a 0-0 draw.

>>150398472
Norwich got pretty close to winning the league that year. Wonder how that would have changed history.

>>150398472
original GTA release

>>150393727
Yep. Garnacho/Rashford/Sesko/Antony/Amad is a solid attack with diff options. Not even including Zirkzee or Sancho. A decent manager and especially man-manager could 100% make those useful players, with Fernandes as the 10 in a 4231. Using Cunha and
Mbeumo money on say Baleba and Dumfries would have been so much better

>>150398564
If based Mike Walker had won the league and then Keegan won it with Newcastle the entire landscape would have changed. It would have shown you could win the league by playing attacking football and didn't have to shit your knickers about defence. It would have been all out attack in every match resulting in certified kino. Working out a bit like when Conte introduced 3ATB and all of the other clubs adopted it. They took this from us.

>>150398644
>Yep. Garnacho/Rashford/Sesko/Antony/Amad is a solid attack with diff options. Not even including Zirkzee or Sancho. A decent manager and especially man-manager could 100% make those useful players, with Fernandes as the 10 in a 4231
The players you have mentioned all belong about 12th in the league

>>150397755
>Was he really as anonymous as that? I had a feeling they were going way over the top but I'm not joking, it was so fawning.
Anonymount was playing False 9, not a midfielder until he got replaced for Sesko. Pic related shows the problem with that (and also for Sesko, who was also anonymous today)
>like he'd get on the ball and the main commentator John Murray kept saying 'what a great couple of weeks for him'
You have to remember, across 2 seasons at United and he's missed 50 games due to injury. We are counting down the days until that leg (and it's the same leg each time) snaps again. Every game he plays is a miracle

>>150398564
It would’ve been mentioned in passing on an Alan Partridge episode and absolutely nothing else would’ve changed they would still be a championship club now

>>150398685
As someone who genuinely for the life of me cannot understand pass maps can you explain how this one shows mount was a problem today?
I understand using them to identify if a midfielder/defender played further forward than you may expect for FPL purposes but that’s about it

>>150398696
Imagine being as clueless as you.

>>150398198
Not what he said at all

>>150398719
Have I done the impossible, have I found a Norwich fan on /sp/????
You should be in a museum

>>150398804
No, I'm saying you're a fucking thick cunt who clearly was not alive in 1993.

>>150398816
No I wasn’t grandad so explain then you six fingered fucker

Get yer cock out
Take a pic
Manchester United are
Fucking shit

Get yer cock out
Have a wank
Manchester United are
A set of planks

>>150398886
I'm not educating a thick twat who thinks Norwich winning the first Premier League would have changed precisely nothing in footballing history.

>>150398935
Tell me how you think it would I’m genuinely interested in alternative history and modern football history so this will be a comfy read
You six fingered old codger

>>150397807
That's Ben Affleck

EXCLUSIVE: Tottenham bid worth €70m package for Nico Páz has been turned down tonight.

Páz wants to stay at Como with view on Real Madrid future + Real were gonna match any proposal in any case.

Real have €10m buy back clause in 2026 but will compensate Como in future.

>>150398713
His average position (and Sesko's) was far too deep and too far to the left for the formation. It's left of both his wingers. It should be central and further up. Since he played a false 9, it wouldn't be as far up (Sesko's should be however as he is an out and out striker), but still further up than right in the middle. I mean Maguire is more of a center forward than either Mount or Sesko were today. Mount's role was center forward, he played like a left midfield.

Also in Mount's case specifically, the line thickness denotes pass frequency between two players. In possession, False 9 Mount should be completing passes between himself and Cunha/Mbeumo & vice versa. His line with Cunha is very thin and his line with Mbeumo is barely visible. Both him and Cunha are getting service from Dorgu, Shaw and Fernandes and barely anything to each other. Mbeumo is getting some service from Yoro and a little from Amad. Very little from Casemiro and almost nothing from or to Mount. Now obviously, the further up the player, the more likely they lose possession. So the lines will be smaller the further up you go, but the issue is Mount's favour Cunha and leave Mbeumo with nothing.

Combine the two and you have a center forward who is not forward at all, is further left than his left winger and a false 9 who gives nothing to his right winger.

tl;dr: he's a midfielder being played out of position and it shows.

>>150399132
speaking of, they edited out a joke a caller made about Levy being a tight Jew yesterday
the old one about "Levy is so tight, he'd have a tin of baked beans on Tuesday so he could have a bubble bath on a Wednesday"
literally dumped it from the air

>Teething problems for Man Utd's £200m frontline
Remember these journalists were sucking them off after the 0-1 win last week kek

>>150399147
Thank you for the high effort. Good read and I understand it a little bit more now
Would you say that he was dropping too deep because United are unable to progress the ball to the front 3 well enough in buildup? Or is it just he doesn’t understand the tactic well enough?

Did Arsenal invent beating teams, but losing to them in the same match?

>>150393530
BANE?

>>150399417
You're overthinking it
The media was just sucking United off

>>150399581
dave scrambling for a job in media now

>>150399298
>Would you say that he was dropping too deep because United are unable to progress the ball to the front 3 well enough in buildup? Or is it just he doesn’t understand the tactic well enough?
United had a very good opening 10 minutes where they were able to do everything but finish. After that it became quite even. Link up play also dropped off and the ball came up from the sides and forgot about the middle. Past those first 10 minutes, Mount is not where his wingers need him to be. So both. mainly the latter, but the team is far from well oiled. They certainly have issues. Fernandes had an absolute stinker today and he's half the midfield. Currently all their threat comes from the wide players. Mainly the left.

Oh I say threat, but their best chance in open play, their only big chance on paper, came from Bayindir hoofing it up the pitch. So at the moment, its really just a lot of running around

>>150399656
So basically Amorim is fucking shit and doesn’t know how to even implement his system? I can buy that

Corr warra stat btw

>>150399707
He's had his preseason, the more players he adds, the less "he doesn't have the players" is valid. He wanted Fernandes to stay and I cannot explain what the fuck Sesko was doing buried deep and to the left.
>So basically Amorim is fucking shit and doesn’t know how to even implement his system?
So yeah, this.

striker names are SO shit now
>isak
>mbappe
>osimhen
>lautaro martinez
>gyokeres
>watkins
>vlahovic
bleuch
i bet strikers would be better overall if academies started giving more attention to the young lads with cool sounding names who have a bit of an attitude. it is necessary to be a slightly sociopathic egomaniac if you are to be a successful striker, and it is impossible to 100% convince yourself you are the greatest with a shit name. you go through life with that name, you do not feel like god chose you. cristiano ronaldo felt like that, messi = messiah etc etc, the list goes on. even your shit names like ibrahimovic had cool first names or first names that sound good when you say their whole name together like luis suarez.

>>150399774
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
I can't even... I can't even

Nico Paz is the real deal and City should unironically pay 100m for him

>>150399895
Drew McIntyre looks like absolute SHIT. What the fuck happened to him?

>>150399895
Where’s raja Jackson when you need him

Apparently fabregas told paz not to join spurs KEK

>>150399895
why would he get such shit numbering on what looks to be a real shirt

still laugh everytime i open bbc sport and see this kind of thing

>>150399997
mark got worked lol

>>150399774
So that would suggest are Amorin just needs more time then?

I fucking hate Amorim, ditch the back 3 and might as well not play Bruno at all and just sell him to Saudi if you still force him to play deep

>>150400053
United have committed so much to him hoping for long term results, its going to be fascinating to see how long he avoids pressure

>>150399774
>Not including the moral victories
SkyBet confirmed for ABU

>>150399774
ABU bros we're eating so fucking good

Daily reminder Frank's Spurs beat Arsenal in pre-season.

>>150400732
i'm levy's strongest spudder but even i'll admit we were both rather uninspiring on the day, and the only thing between us was sarr noticing raya is a closeted fraud
that said, anyone who thinks richy fouled MLS and he didn't dive because he knew sarrman was about to rock his shit is blind, retarded, a combination of both or AW himself

>couldn't beat Fulham even with the refball
is this the worst United team ever? who will they get to replace Amorim?

ugarte is probably the worst player in the league rn
>60 million of the king's finest pounds
thank you dan ashworth

>>150399774
What about Ten Hag and Ragnick?

>>150401259
>Ten Hag
4 games
>Ragnick
2 games

>>150401457
I was really struggling to make sense of this until I realised it was back to back Premier League games specifically.
>>Ragnick
>2 games
Still thought he'd have taken a lot longer but I guess things weren't THAT grim when Ole left. Just grim in general.

Ten Hag's 1st win as Man United manager was against Liverpool

>>150401046
Thomas Frank when he inevitably gets sacked from topspur

he'll start again next week because onana won't create a big chance like he did, any creativity source is needed

>>150401046
Marco Silva.

morning lads has rodrygo touched down in anfield yet?

Honest question, what exactly is the PIF? I was thinking back on the Club World Cup and some Newcastle games Ive watched and I recall seeing some touchline ads for the PIF but from what I understand, that's the sovereign wealth fund of Saudi Arabia...like the country's surplus money that they use to buy investment assets, no? If my understanding of what it is, is correct then why are they advertising it? Can I invest in the PIF? If no, are they just advertising that it exits?

very excited about the rodrygo to liverpool deal

United are dogshit but Spurs are somehow the bigger embarrassment. Typical spursy.

Best outcome for tonight is Newcastle beating Liverpool without using Isak

can't wait to see rodrygo start for the reds as indy promised

>>150402897
for me the best outcome would be a liverpool victory and a good performance to boot

>>150402903
wonder if he'll be starting with lavia and bellingham

the entirety of liverpool fanbase genuinely believe without a shadow of doubt that the invented, or at least pioneered football chants, if you sing anything a scouser will spawn from the depths of the underworld to tell you "yu stole dis from us la, it's a livurpewl song".

>>150393590
>Watch them panic buy a midfielder before the end of the window.
aren't they signing that african from brighton

>>150398218
>Gravenberch is literally better than Caicedo
Deluded bindipping retard.

>>150402952
this is it

>>150402952
would be quite the trick considering heysel fc didnt even exist until the 20th century and was a tory landlords scheme to force everton off the grounds

>>150402952
I saw a viral tweet today that said Liverpool fans have the biggest main character syndrome of any football team. Actually cringe how entitled they are. It's a fanbase of special snowflakes.

>>150402980
liverpool are the protagonists of football
you know this
i know this

>>150402980
Real scousers support Everton, the original team and the people's club.

This is a fact. The only people who support Liverpool are women, tourists and wools.

This is a fact to literally everyone living in Liverpool.

>>150402982
I only watch the English Premier league and apparently Liverpool aren't in England so they can jog on

>>150402967
>goes to matches
>seethes about why ur going to matches rather than having a meltdown online
odd behavior from these lot.

Hope Keir Starmer doesn't mind me buying this flag for the international break lads

>>150402952
as a liverpool fan i can put my hands up and admit we probably have the most cancerous fanbase of any sport in the world

just heard rodrygo's having his medical done

did Manchester United lose again?

Why does Amorim think Bruno is a defender?

How quickly into the match will Howe have Joelinton try to snap Salah’s legs?

>>150403242
0s

>>150403242
hope not
i actually like salah i just hate his club

would you try to improve hojlund?
i would say no because he has no redeeming qualities
best case scenario you could turn him into a b2b or something

>>150403297
He's gone so it doesn't matter
Sesko looks somehow even worse. Wouldn't even trust him against Grimsby on Wednesday

>>150403242
why would howe have joelinton try to snap salah's legs? has joelinton ever seriously injured another player before?

>>150397994
it's always good to remind the liverpool fans that think their club are master negotiators that the zubi, caicedo and lavia deals fuck ups happened

thinking how a club goes from tevez, van nistelrooy, rooney, berbatov to hojlund, zirzkee, amad

>>150403380
you don't even have to go that far back for the striker comparison

>/epl/'s most worshipped transfer reporter posted pic related
>ended up swiftly deleting it because it was complete bollocks
[libel intensifies]

>>150403402
can't wait for the latest on the rodrygo medical at anfield

>>150403402
Oops, wrong picture.

>Davis Hopkinson

Imagine if this post ends him and his identity gets revealed in court. The utter state of Ornstein endorsing this bullshitter, thought he'd know better.

It's crazy to think that in my lifetime, the only team with less league titles than Liverpool is Leicester. Even after all the supposed liveroiol glory years they've managed 2 leagues. Even arsenal have more.

A Manchester United supporting friend of mine, finally had enough after yesterday's game, and went and nailed his Fernandes shirt and season ticket to the Old Trafford entrance as a protest.

An hour later, he had a change of heart and went back to retrieve them. Some cheeky cunt had stolen the nail.

>>150403439
It's ONLY Leicester with "less" league titles? I can think of some others.

>>150403459
That have won a title I mean

>>150403459
Anon was obviously born late 1995-early 1998

>>150403464
He knows what you mean you retard, you forgot Blackburn.

>>150403469
And you forgot Leeds.

Amorim's got his signings in after childishly freezing out half the squad
The United fans are about to turn on him entirely

>>150403469
I wasn't born when Blackburn won a title.

>>150403414
The Ornstein endorsement was a bit strange and I don't really know why Indy retweeted the video of it. All he even said was that he confirmed with others that Indy is a real person who exists and was first so deserved a credit but there was no ringing endorsement nor warmth to it.

>>150403476
>wasn't born when Blackburn won
>was born when Arsenal won the first of their 3
you just doxxed yourself lad, I'm sending a pizza to your house right now

>>150403490
There's a 3 year gap between Blackburn and arsenal. I could've been born at any time within that range m8

>>150402956
Show me where Caicedo is on here please?

>>150403453
WAHEY

>>150403414
ornstein has fallen off hard this summer

>>150403499
They could've updated Isak's portrait to one in his new shirt

*looms menacingly over the premier league*

>>150403523
Do you think they rub oil into their hairy Greek bellies haha... Maybe they do it to each other haha.....

>>150403512
What else did he do?
I know Romano got a lot wrong

United fans last season
>We don't have 10s, who are crucial for amorim's system
This season
>We have too many 10s

>>150403532
off the top of my head he was shilling the samu transfer a few weeks ago
also jumped the gun a bit on huijsen although he at least went to madrid

>>150403531
They probably get Turkish massages together and get all soaped up haha

Pep FEARS the Danish snow addict

United couldn't even win again Fulham yesterday ...

The best centreback in the world.

>>150403616
what if isak just shows up and blasts liverpool

i got a feeling manure will relegate this decade

>>150403621
PL won't allow it.

>>150403588
They did well in the first 15 minutes so it counts as another moral victory.

>>150403575
haha imagine haha

>>150403621
Did you not see the ridiculous refball yesterday? Lol. Lmao. Rofl even. It won't ever happen. Also LRL?!

>>150403616
Didn't know Van der Ven played for Liverpool.

do I really have to start making Shitliba webms?

>Man United are playing Grimsby in the 2nd round of the league cup this midweek

O I AM LAFFIN

>>150403647
not as if you're doing anything else, doley

>>150402876
Needs more time...
Generational defender in the making...
Heh...

Why are Liverpool fans obsessed with arsenal? From social media to here. What does Newcastle dunking on van dijk have to do with saliba? Weirdest bunch.

>>150403660
They still can't get over Anfield 1989

>>150403639
this was the match where liverpool were getting dominated and they quickly stopped the count in the middle of a late match winning run

>>150403666
oh you were born for that one but not Blackburn 95 eh?

>>150403670
I wasn't alive in 1989, and neither were you. Nor am I the poster from earlier who wasn't born when Blackburn won the league. You're fucking paranoid.

>>150403639
if that hit you would you die?

>>150403680
Noticed there's a serious case of mental illness with the Liverpool and spurs lot here. Everyone is the same poster to them for some reason. Soon he'll be calling you dave or aw.

Lets get this straight, Newcastle are getting pumped tonight and Arsenal are getting pumped on Sunday.
It's another Liverpool are 20 points clear by January episode and you WILL be watching

>>150403244
>>150403271
So right away it is then.
>>150403325
I picked the hardest cunt on Newcastle’s roster.

>>150403693
I have a feeling it's the "local club" sperg.

>>150403696
I see that Irish dole money's going to good use.

>>150403696
I'll be spam replying to you when you lose both those games

>>150403523
its inevitable that he ends up at Forest no?

davewog is talking to himself again

Tired of gimmicks, namefags, and schizos.

>>150399895
saudi punk seething at this kek

>>150403647
So you admit Saliba is a good defender? Wow. Impressive from you Fitty.

>>150403724
just wait until my webms are done faggot

>>150403660
It's just Shitizen. He's worse than usual lately, you can always tell it's him because if you mention Liverpool in a vaguely negative manner (sometimes even going back to posts made at the start of the thread) he will just talk about Arsenal with no subtlety, as though it's punishment for talking about Liverpool.

>Premier League winner Alan Shearer is under fire for a VILE sex joke.
>The remark came as Gary Lineker described his journey to and from Craven Cottage via a Lime Bike where he watched Manchester United's 1-1 win against Fulham on Sunday afternoon.
>Noting that it had been a long time since he had been on a bicycle, he said: 'It was the first time I've ever been on lime bike. In fact, I think it's decades and decades since I sat on any kind of a bike.'
>To which Shearer replied 'It's probably the first time you've had a ride in 15 years!' - a sickening double entendre for having sexual intercourse with a woman of loose morals.

>>150403760
He should be hanged for this.

What's wrong with talking about Arsenal and their world class billion pound team full of prodigious talent like Bukrappo Shitta and Max Divemong, and their world class FA Cup 2020 winning manager Miguel Sharteta? This is the EPL thread right?

>>150403792
>world class billion pound team

>>150403797
They've been saying it for 3 years. They're not going to stop. Because only Arsenal spent, of course (City are at £1.3bn in same period, btw).

>>150403760
Was he calling Lineker a poor?

City spent more tho la

imagine spending 1.2 billion pounds on transfers and your best player is a 15 year old who scams penalties

>Hincapie to Arsenal
Sorry but anything other than top and at least a CL semi is a total failure for Arteta.

What the fuck is going on with Spurs?

>>150403813
Surely Arteta isn’t signing ANOTHER CB who can also play LB player

BREAKING: Arsenal set to bid for Piero Hincapie, who favours a move to the Emirates Stadium over Spurs.

Hincapie has a €60m clause. Jakub Kiwior's potential move to Porto has led #AFC to work on Hincapie.

>>150403817
>>150403823

Who the fuck is Hincapie?

>>150403813
>>150403823
Sharteta wants to play 5 at the back, like Crystal Palace

Well at least they signed Mathys Tel

heysel fc dont spend money
they definitely wouldnt spend 1.5bn to win 1 title and a milk cup in 3 decades

>>150403874
Their best signing this summer was unironically Frank

The autistic aussie spurs fan has been quiet recently

The Premier League Champions play tonight.

>>150403900
He was on yesterday sperging out about West Ham's ambitions.

>>150403900
you are just really boring aw i think all of us tune out your spurs spam

>>150403760
Has anyone asked if Bruno Fernandez is alright after this revelation? It must have affected him quite deeply

Newcastle should be brave, sack that cunt Howe and get Ange in

>>150403929
feels like howe is the least of their problems right now

We're looking to buy Vinicius Jr from you. We very much admire the player and feel he is ready for a step up to Tottenham Hotspur FC. Our first and final offer shall be for £15m, to be paid in instalments over 17 years. I suggest you take this offer as I am a VERY persuasive negotiator, and you would not like to see my bad side.

>>150403966
he is the root of them, he has far too much power and i can only see him leaving under a cloud

>>150403983
not his fault they cant get a DoF or w.e in

A win for Newcastle tonight is a win for football btw

>>150403414
Who the fuck is Davis Hopkinson?

Ornstein;
>Tottenham have made initial enquiries into PSG midfielder Désiré Doué. 18yo seen as high-potential addition for Spurs’ long-term project. Nothing advanced at this stage — interest exploratory, PSG expected to be reluctant sellers. #THFC #PSG

https://x.com/David_Ornstein/status/1959912729637982286?t=wIexXQAF89jsg98KnZ1NUQ&s=19

>>150404017
they might be retarded lol why would PSG ever sell their best prospect

>>150403983
would you rather have a carousel of spanish/portugese frauds that fuck off after 6 months?

I hope people realise this is what happens when a club finishes 17th in the league. Everyone was acting like it didn’t matter, we won a trophy blah blah blah.

Players don’t care. They want to join a team at the top end of the table. That last year and what Ange did to us in terms of the league was so so damaging and diabolical.

Players aren’t stupid. Yeah we are in the CL but teams know we back doored it and aren’t actually a CL quality sides so we have little pull.

Hincapie would rather go and sit on arsenals bench than be a first team player with us.

Says it all

>>150403994
it is though, hes saw off two DoFs already and the incoming one is one of his best mates, just like his assman and head of recruitment are his best mates and relatives. you see supporters saying how the new DoF should have "approval" from howe, its tinpot shit.

>>150404017
The absolute chutzpah on this baldulent fraud

>>150404037
i would prefer iraola, but at the very least id want there to be a professional setup so that howe understands his remit is in coaching and nothing else

>>150404041
Spuds are without doubt a CL quality side. The CL this year is full of teams that couldn't win the Europa League, Frankfurt, Bilbao, Olympiacos, Bodo, Glimt etc.

Richarlison gonna win the golden boot and the CL lads

>>150404041
He would also mostly be on the bench at Spurs. What’s he gonna do, bench either Romero or VDV? It’s better to go to a club that pays higher wages, nothing to do with league position, also safer to move to club that will buy you than loan with obligation they can dismiss with fines.

>>150404115
Arsenal hijacked raya from spurs with a loan + option (might have been obligation) to buy. This is just spurs being spursy.

>>150404142
I thought a similar thing when Sacha Tavolieri came out and said Man City were looking to sign that random ass goalkeeper from Belgium whose just been signed by United

>>150403523
If i was a billionaire id be like this. Bet he eats well

>>150404142
>>150404156
Nah it’s because all the clubs use the same data package from sports interactive and sort by the same filters so they all end up going for the same players

when Trent went to Madrid it was like a fuckin dagga thru me heart la

Why does no other club compete with Chelsea's target? Xavi Simons would be a great addition but only Chelsea are in it for him.

(To the tune of shanaia twains “man, I feel like a woman)

The best thing about be-ing a gunner,
Is we’ve got Gyokeres to score some little goals

Wo-oh-oah he’s totally crazy
Bags all the ladies
Red shirt, hates topspur
Oh-oh-oh, really go wild
And play Artetas style
Wo-oh-oh

Get in the action
Feel the gunners reaction
Touches his hair,
Does what he dares
Wo-oh-oh

He’s gonna be free yeah, to play the way he feels
Man, I’m glad weve got Gyokeres
(DU DUUU DU DU DU DUU DU)

>>150404002
The team backed by the murderous Saudis are the good guys?

THE BEST THING ABOUT BE-ING A GUNNER

>>150404017
Doue is literally gonna be competing for the Balon d'or why would PSG sell him?

>>150404225
IS WEVE GOT GYOKERES TO SCORE SOME LITTLE GOALS
WO-OH-OH

YOU'LL NEVER GYOK ALONE

Is the Seagulls meme over or are they just warming up?

>>150404212
(To the tune of Fields of Anfield Road)
Outside the Emirates Gates
I heard a gooner calling
Partey they have taken you away
But you left an OK 11
Back in Paris in 2006-un
And the gooners they're now playing just like Stoke

All round the fields of the Emirates road where once we watched the king Eboue play and could he play!
Gervinho on the wing, we had dreams and songs to sing, there's now glory round the fields of the Emirates road

>>150404249
they think sardines will be thrown into the sea

in 8 bongs liverpool will rob newcastle in broad daylight with a 87th pen for Mo Sala, to make the final score 3-2, check these duplicates.

>>150404219
Yeah. Why wouldn't it be?

>>150404292
Newcastle fans would Heysel them.

(To the tune of “call me maybe” by Carly Rae Jepson)

I'd trade my soul to Palace
He shoots he scores he don’t miss
We were not looking for this
But now you're on your way

Your smile was glowing
Blue jeans, grin was showing
Gunners winning, spurs were crying
Where'd they think you’re going, Eze?

Hey, Spurs just met you
And this is crazy
But he’s a Gunner
They call him Eze

He Wouldn't look right
In white baby
So 10s his number
They call him Eze

Hey, Spurs just met you
And this is crazy
But he’s a Gunner
They call him Eze

He wouldn’t look right
In white baby
So 10s his number
They call him Eze

Kobbie Mainoo to City, Here we go!

>go on twitter to see football news after months
>first thing that pops up is a video of Israel bombing a bunch if medics live on TV

Yeah that's enough twitter for me I think

>>150404312
This is so funny and not obsessive at all, as your replies to yourself throughout the day will attest

>>150404330
Wdym schizo

do the gay gooners really think eze is the missing piece
no superfan replies pls

>>150404325
Just ignore it bro. We already know the real victims are Jews anyway. Media said so.

But why would anyone join Spurs over Arsenal? It's like snubbing Liverpool to play for Everton.

>>150404324
I really think he might go to Spurs
He has no future under Amorim, just a question of whether it's a loan or not

>>150404342
It’s like snubbing United to play for Salford

The Yid Army is awake and fuming

>>150404356
Speaking of, Cunha SNUBBED Spurs to join United as well. The common factor does seem to be that no-one wants to join Spurs.

>>150404219
Newcastle's owners have murdered less people than Liverpool's fans

>[Player] only wanted [Club]
hate this new phrase this season

>>150404381
engagement slop

>>150404325
Was it this? The aftermath video in the replies is even more horrific
https://x.com/gazanotice/status/1959881104569069708?t=b7thuGx2N5dvZvgG8oghUg&s=19

>>150404325
I mean if you have to bomb someone, medics are probably the best target they can patch themselves back up

i predict van disney will get away with another horror challenge because refs are afraid to punish victim fc

>>150404425
He's got no legs. He won't be able to get close enough to make the leg breaker before Newcastle score.

Looked up Spurs news on Autotrader and couldn't find a thing

>>150404341
makes you wonder how many spurs fans in the army have killed some random guy because of the recent transfer news

>>150404473
Mr profile picture on autotrader is the spurs badge and I tried to buy a second hand BMW on there
When I got to the dealership to test drive it I was told it had just been sold. I looked out into the parking lot and saw a guy in an arsenal top driving off in it

Geordie bastards get a beating today

isak to liverpool done. £135m. announced friday.

RFN TORPEDOOOOOOOO

>>150404420
If I was that guy I'd have been banned by now

>>150404512
If it was done Liverpool would announce it before todays game

i-is it ok if we (arsenal) make a chant for one of our players?... please liverpool fans...

>>150404551
incorrect. liverpool have been very careful regarding this transfer as they know it is a sensitive time right now. may also see elliot go the other way as a sweetener though he's keen on leipzig.

also heard from my tottenham sources there was never any interest in hincapie. they described the talk from the arsenal end as "childish and immature" attempts to slander them in the media.

Just scratched me balls and sniffed it

>All these RFN torpedos
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ONNNNNN

>all these little balls of sweat mixed with pubes
UP ME NOSE

>Manchester United appear to be closing in on the signing of goalkeeper Senne Lammens from Royal Antwerp
Donnarumma was available

>nn
>mm

>>150404381
For me it's been the additional
>[Club A] made a late bid, but [Player] only wanted [Club B]
When you know fine well there was never any late bid.

>>150404640
its been done for weeks

>>150404620
donnarumma wouldnt even entertain talks with man united. he wants man city or to stay at psg for the last year of his contract.

Can't believe what I'm seeing right now

>>150403639
Is thate world class goalkeeper Caoimhin Kelleher who lads on here said is better than all but 2 first team gks?

>>150404620
United's problem is that they don't have a goalkeeper who bothers to turn up for set pieces. Donnarumma's one major weakness is anonymity in defending set pieces. It would be as stupid as when they thought they were upgrading the distribution by signing Banana to replace The Gay.

>>150404722
>they thought they were upgrading the distribution by signing Banana to replace The Gay.
That wasn't the problem, Ten Hairs bought in Banana to be a ball playing keeper, then immediately abandoned the plan, as he is a footballing genuis.

if slavery was still here we wouldn't have to wait TEN (10) posts past 500 with no new bread in sight.

>>150404792
>>150404792
>>150404792
Move

>>150404741
That is broadly what I meant by distribution. Seven Hag abandoned the plan because Banana showed up and turned out to be dogshit at ball playing in a league that doesn't give you half an hour to bring the ball out.

>>150404557
thats what Liverpool fans want mate, make your own