>Game one, player playing a reanimator deck reanimates a turn 2 Toxrill, then on turn 3 reanimates some demon that forces a player to sac, discard and lose life on etb and attack
>Game 2
>With my jank ass bernard deck get out a teleportation circle and the Mightstone and the Weakstone
>Guy throws his hands up and scoops after I remove his commander and a dork
>I'm not playing against decks where I can't even play the game
Rules for thee not fore me I guess.