This, Astrid, can only have come about because Incubus was caught by the Aztecs and sacrificed to one of their many bloodthirsty gods. I feel quite bad for him...

...but worse for Jim, who was actively working to avoid scurvy.

I know that as a father to your men you won't visit one of the many brutal punishments open to you on your navigator, Prime, but a good clip round the ear's still justified.

Alpha contests ownership of the bathtub with surprising vehemence, reasoning that if properly altered it means she has command over three (3) vessels instead of just two (2).

Kuroko and Trollface punch the piss out of a crotchety old Scottish duck.