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Anonymous No.939311521 >>939311553 >>939311768 >>939311921 >>939314448
Eternal Goddess Hunger Games
First 24 tributes are up, sames by request
AND WE'LL ALL HANG ON BEHIND: Pyrates code, get excited!
Anonymous No.939311553
>>939311521 (OP)
Diego Brando
Anonymous No.939311626 >>939311701
real?
Anonymous No.939311661
Alpha1918
Anonymous No.939311691
Trollface the Pirate
Anonymous No.939311701
>>939311626
Yes, absolutely.
Anonymous No.939311724
Kuroko
Anonymous No.939311768
>>939311521 (OP)
Blaidd
Anonymous No.939311814
Snekdred
Anonymous No.939311820
Ensign Ledo
Anonymous No.939311856
Primal Beast
Enzer0 No.939311862
Belial
Anonymous No.939311885
Incubus who will pronebone all the female tributes and the host if he wins
Anonymous No.939311889
Astrid Remond
Anonymous No.939311912
Ulti
Anonymous No.939311921
>>939311521 (OP)
Omori
Anonymous No.939311936
Playre2 Chihiro Fujisaki
Anonymous No.939311948 >>939312204
Don Quixote
Anonymous No.939311951
Sonic.exe
Anonymous No.939311957
Optimus Prime
Anonymous No.939312083 >>939312175 >>939312225
Seventeen (17) tributes in ten (10) minutes? I must profess myself shocked but as it's amply sufficient for a quorum let's open the register to accept sames.
Anonymous No.939312148
/b/ panelgoers
Anonymous No.939312175
>>939312083
Jim Gordon who will make the Incubus pronebone the Joker if he wins
Anonymous No.939312186
Blue n Red
Anonymous No.939312187 >>939312240
Elvina
Anonymous No.939312204 >>939312409 >>939312416
>>939311948
Maybe I should've used Netzach, my alternate tribute in this game. Oh well, hindsight's 20/20 and all.

-Diego
Anonymous No.939312214
Fish
Anonymous No.939312217
Good Friend
Anonymous No.939312225 >>939312271
>>939312083
Playre1 Jumpin' Jeff Farmer
Anonymous No.939312240
>>939312187
Truly? It's terrific to see you, Elvina; thanks for joining!
Anonymous No.939312271
>>939312225
We're definitely there, Professor. Cutoff!
>I
Anonymous No.939312409
>>939312204
>Ahaha... Well, I do have Hod and Tiphereth for Librarians, in terms of characters I play. I'll have to toss them in sometime!

> Donqui!
Anonymous No.939312416 >>939312463 >>939312522 >>939312727 >>939312787 >>939313083
>>939312204
How's this work for you? The change wasn't a difficult one to make.
Anonymous No.939312463 >>939312856
>>939312416
Roll out!
Anonymous No.939312522 >>939312856
>>939312416
J: Let's sail the seven seas!

C: Yo ho mateys!
Anonymous No.939312727
>>939312416
Onward!
Where did this serpent come from? Are you that vile dragonic viper hiding in a simple form?
Anonymous No.939312787
>>939312416
Avast ye! Thy mighty waves cannot stand before our glorious vessel of thy stars!
Anonymous No.939312856 >>939312976 >>939313021 >>939313052 >>939313115 >>939313527 >>939313718
>>939312522
All right, that's the spirit we like to see!
(F, AGAB).

>>939312463
Achievement unlocked: Hopelessly unstable pirate society formed!

I no longer feel guilty about exposing you to this degree of risk, Captain Ulti.

As should need no pointing out, Commodore Snekdred, you also have at least five (5) people plotting your death.

SANJO!
Anonymous No.939312976
>>939312856
Onward!
This wolf will conquer the seas!
Enzer0 No.939313021
>>939312856
Time to plunder some booty~
Anonymous No.939313052 >>939313422
>>939312856
Going to the seas while having the fear...
What can possibly go wrong?
Anonymous No.939313083 >>939313422
>>939312416
Well, hey! Seems fine to me!
Anonymous No.939313115 >>939313422
>>939312856
OH SWEET JESUS! SOMEONE PLEASE GET THESE GOD DAMN BIRDS OFF OF ME!
Anonymous No.939313186 >>939313240 >>939313299 >>939313303 >>939313382 >>939313397 >>939313527 >>939313718
Fish is later seen dressed in a smart new suit of kids' clothes and brandishing a fine Japanese sword.

Jeff orders his men to enact a genocide while Good Friend makes a point of being seen to stuff his ears with cotton wadding.

It's a measure of the respect you command, Captain Trollface, that nobody so much as thinks of complaining.

Possibly the worst group of people to have after you, Fumo.

We don't live in a pirate society, Alpha.

Ledo feels an awful premonitory tingling in his ass.

Other captains would get out the whip for this, Prime and Don Quixote, but I find stoppage of the liquor ration gets results much more swiftly.
Enzer0 No.939313240
>>939313186
Gonna blow shit up!
Anonymous No.939313299 >>939313682
>>939313186
I shouldn't have let myself get fatally hit the first time...
Anonymous No.939313303 >>939313682
>>939313186
The Netzach curse.
Anonymous No.939313382 >>939313682
>>939313186
I heard this lad hordes some rare treasure! I want it!
Anonymous No.939313397 >>939313682
>>939313186
A GOD such as myself will never lower himself to being commanded by YOU!
Anonymous No.939313422 >>939313452 >>939313454 >>939313518 >>939313527 >>939313540 >>939313545 >>939313563 >>939313718
>>939313115
And so we bid a sorrowful farewell to Chihiro, the other white meat.

>>939313052
>walks away whistling

>>939313083
GO HOME NETZACH YOU'RE DRUNK

If it's any consolation, Ulti, she probably teleported the thing into your neck instead of slowly and gloatingly pinning you to the floor with it.

As Blaidd can't read a word Astrid's is perhaps the cruellest approach of all.

Ledo, stop that. You're upsetting your crew.
Anonymous No.939313452
>>939313422
Enzer0 No.939313454 >>939313720 >>939313993
>>939313422
Precious booty~
Anonymous No.939313518 >>939313993
>>939313422
Anonymous No.939313527 >>939313993
>>939312856
Mine assistance thou wouldst receive always, mine scaly compatriot!
>>939313186
Fire away!
>>939313422
Avast! Into thy great sea yonder! I SENSE GREAT TREASURES IN THESE VERY TRENCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhsVpvM2ZrM
Anonymous No.939313540
>>939313422
>[This sign doesn't affect Blaidd, because Blaidd can't read!]
Strange description and depiction... oh well.
>[Onward!]
Anonymous No.939313545
>>939313422
>choosing snekdred, her plushies and her rape lover for a team
And I thought I was stupid as hell
Anonymous No.939313563
>>939313422
J: Damn it! Neither of us did well at all!

C: ...
Anonymous No.939313682 >>939313712 >>939313720 >>939313721 >>939313967 >>939314073 >>939314074
>>939313299
It might also have helped if you'd captured or killed the bounty first. Requiescat.

>>939313303
I'm confident you were far too senselessly drunk for it to have been painful, Netzach. F.

>>939313382
The good people of Squalor Holler have already advanced you five copper coins, Blaidd. You're rich!

>>939313397
Direct your anger elsewhere, Sonic. Right now your shivering monkey needs to know just how terribly you'll punish him if he loses.

You can't even hold down a belt of rum, Snekdred.

What did I say about the threat of enforced sobriety as a motivator, Prime? Yeah, that.

Shit out of luck, Captain Fumo. They didn't deserve you.
Enzer0 No.939313712 >>939314133
>>939313682
How rude! I'm just after booty!
Anonymous No.939313718
>>939312856
Friends, let us join together to form a powerful unity.
>>939313186
I'm not okay with firing on organics.
>>939313422
I still try for peace.
Anonymous No.939313720 >>939313881
>>939313454
I will plunder YOUR booty if you do not cease your talking about how much you love booty.

>>939313682
Well if he loses, he'll just be dead.
Anonymous No.939313721
>>939313682
Enzer0 No.939313881 >>939314030
>>939313720
BOOTY BUTT
BOOTY BUTT
BOOTY BUTTCHEEKS

You ain't plundering shit fuccboi
Anonymous No.939313967
>>939313682
Silence woman. I must CONSOOOM them all.
Anonymous No.939313993 >>939314029 >>939314030 >>939314073 >>939314074 >>939314118
>>939313454
Literally true after its fashaion. You've just been spared having to divide whatever you capture into fifty-odd shares.

Trollface continues to be an example to his crew, a couple of whom even attempt to emulate him and are promptly swept overboard to their deaths.

They're dropping like flies, Incubus, and she's after *you*!

>>939313527
That's a terrific response and if necessary I will abuse my authority to ensure you find whatever the hell it is you're scrounging for, Don Quixote.

Cruel fate dictates that Elvina spends the rest of her natural life processing tax documents.

Meanwhile, Blaidd, the superstitious idiots making up your crew mutter behind their hands about how bathing causes cancer.

It'd better be rum, Sonic, because you'll never match her >>939313518 in a vodka drinking contest.
Enzer0 No.939314029
>>939313993
This shit ain't nothin to me man
Anonymous No.939314030 >>939314114 >>939314418
>>939313881
Your naked corpse will be oozing out my bubbly semen for days without end

>>939313993
This vodka tastes like shit, slavic girl.
Anonymous No.939314073
>>939313682
....
I can see why.. a fiend like this should be dealt with...! Though, I wish the reward was a tad bit better...

>>939313993
>[Armour off. Placed neatly by the shoreline.]
>[Blaidd goes swimming.]
Anonymous No.939314074 >>939314418
>>939313682
Not much of a "good friend."
>>939313993
Interesting, I'll keep these words to spark.
Enzer0 No.939314114 >>939314200
>>939314030
I'm out of your league
Anonymous No.939314118 >>939314234 >>939314418
>>939313993
Well damn. At least she's alive.
Anonymous No.939314133 >>939314200 >>939314201 >>939314217 >>939314370 >>939314638
Jim and Incubus have been at sea for some time, Fish, but not *that* long. Yet.

>>939313712
I can report that you're in no immediate danger of being cannibalised, Belial, and that your name still attracts prospective recruits.

What have we learned today about sleeping in sacks of gunpowder, Snekdred?
Anonymous No.939314200 >>939314221
>>939314114
I am GOD and you are NOTHING.

>>939314133
I don't know if this girl is an adult.
Enzer0 No.939314201
>>939314133
The pirate's life was not for them, rip
Anonymous No.939314217
>>939314133
Enzer0 No.939314221 >>939314390
>>939314200
If you're god, then I'm straight
Anonymous No.939314234 >>939314661
>>939314118
She was taken away to be tickled.
Anonymous No.939314370
>>939314133
>[Chugging some ale, until the Corgi faceplants on a table. Snoring loudly.]
Anonymous No.939314390 >>939314410 >>939314463
>>939314221
You can be as straight as you want, faggot. It won't matter if you like men or not while you get raped endlessly until you die.
Anonymous No.939314410 >>939314526
>>939314390
classic kodak
Anonymous No.939314418 >>939314463 >>939314499 >>939314526 >>939314633 >>939314723
>>939314030
>Your naked corpse will be oozing out my bubbly semen for days without end
You kiss your pirate wife with that mouth?

>>939314074
I hear it in Peter Cullen's voice. Your crew hears it in Peter Cullen's voice. There is no point even attempting to convey just how impressed we both of us are, Prime.

(Not that all the howling hereabouts isn't a tremendous nuisance.)

>>939314118
Thanks for playing, Elvina.

I'm only surprised that Incubus doesn't turn around and run back at her.
Anonymous No.939314448
>>939311521 (OP)
>the pyrate code

be true to thyself

thou shalt not lie, nor be unfaithful to thy creator, nor to himself.
Enzer0 No.939314463 >>939314526 >>939314841
>>939314390
You bore me now

>>939314418
Did I bring in a viking or a furry..?
Anonymous No.939314499 >>939314841
>>939314418
Go use your charm or something to draw them away!
Anonymous No.939314526 >>939314554 >>939314841
>>939314410
Thanks, random spectator.

>>939314418
Yeah I do, in fact. She even kisses the cock that rapes people to death.

>>939314463
Words are trivial, I'll find your corpse and buttfuck it when you die.
Anonymous No.939314554
>>939314526
you're welcome :)
Anonymous No.939314633
>>939314418
Anonymous No.939314638 >>939314841
>>939314133
Fug..
Anonymous No.939314654 >>939314723 >>939314756 >>939314800 >>939314935
This, Astrid, can only have come about because Incubus was caught by the Aztecs and sacrificed to one of their many bloodthirsty gods. I feel quite bad for him...

...but worse for Jim, who was actively working to avoid scurvy.

I know that as a father to your men you won't visit one of the many brutal punishments open to you on your navigator, Prime, but a good clip round the ear's still justified.

Alpha contests ownership of the bathtub with surprising vehemence, reasoning that if properly altered it means she has command over three (3) vessels instead of just two (2).

Kuroko and Trollface punch the piss out of a crotchety old Scottish duck.
Anonymous No.939314661 >>939314674 >>939314684
>>939314234
Why tickled?
Anonymous No.939314674
>>939314661
Character's from a tickle fetish comic.
Anonymous No.939314684
>>939314661
It's Anon's fetish.
Anonymous No.939314723
>>939314418
I apologies, that was unfit of me as leader.
>>939314654
We really need a GPS installed in the Ark.
Enzer0 No.939314756 >>939314846
>>939314654
Oi! My precious booty!
Anonymous No.939314800 >>939314935 >>939315041
>>939314654
Anonymous No.939314841 >>939314886 >>939314922 >>939314929 >>939314935 >>939314974
>>939314463
You could have done both, Belial, and it still wouldn't have saved you from this.

>>939314499
>Prime's only response is an incredulous stare.

>>939314526
That's no way to talk within the hearing of the people who have your lifeless corpse in their possession.

>>939314638
That's one way of looking at it. Another much more accurate way, though, would involve spatters of your flesh and blood covering a hundred-foot radius.
Anonymous No.939314846 >>939314929 >>939314947
>>939314756
Anonymous No.939314886 >>939314920 >>939315862
>>939314841
Ingrid.. do you enjoy watching mordred gore?
Anonymous No.939314920
>>939314886
Guro... P.F.O.A.
Anonymous No.939314922
>>939314841
Enzer0 No.939314929 >>939314980
>>939314841
Talk about a deadly alliance. Rip

>>939314846
>
Anonymous No.939314935 >>939314974
>>939314654
Well. That is disappointing... I I reckon one of us will find a use for this...
>>939314800
>[She did it seems. Blaidd is looking respectfully.]
R-right....

>>939314841
Well! Scare them away with your weaponry!
Anonymous No.939314947 >>939314980
>>939314846
That ass is MINE. The homosexual doesn't deserve it.
Anonymous No.939314974 >>939315252 >>939315512
>>939314841
>>939314935
Jump on! I'll get you to safety!
Anonymous No.939314980 >>939315039 >>939315046
>>939314947
Too late >>939314929 Dad is already groping my booty
Anonymous No.939315039 >>939315112
>>939314980
And "dad" is a spoiled little whore who wants my cock inside him. He'd gladly become a cuck and watch.
Anonymous No.939315041 >>939315092 >>939315104 >>939315201 >>939315512
And so as our various surviving crews maneuver back into port and weigh anchor, it's time for the Feast!

>>939314800
When one of the oafish, horny, shamelessly voyeuristic /b/tards drops the burning taper in his sweaty fist, Alpha, you'll be the first to know.

(But definitely not the last.)

Bad luck there, Fish, especially with the end so nearly in sight.

Nobody drinks more eagerly or thirstily than Astrid and Blaidd.
Enzer0 No.939315046 >>939315112
>>939314980
Inherited the good features from your mum, that's for sure
Anonymous No.939315092
>>939315041
Enzer0 No.939315104
>>939315041
Triple kill! And betrayal?
Anonymous No.939315112 >>939315145 >>939315162
>>939315046
Too bad mom is a scheming cunt.. but she hot..
>>939315039
Dad is the one who fucks and has his semen stolen by his half sister.
Enzer0 No.939315145 >>939315262
>>939315112
Cunt could've at least let me bust a fat one in instead of stealing
Anonymous No.939315162 >>939315262
>>939315112
I am GOD and he will become my concubine willingly or by force.
Anonymous No.939315201
>>939315041
Anonymous No.939315252 >>939315327 >>939315346 >>939315384 >>939315423 >>939315426 >>939315512
>>939314974
Extraordinary stuff, Prime. I don't proerply understand how you even became a pirate unless of course it was because discipline's so much less cruel than what's regarded as normal in the Navy.
(Oh, and till all are one!)

Even for what it was that pirate marriage collapsed *fast*.

WNS, let's bring this on home!
>Blaidd, harassed pirate husband
>Astrid, imperious pirate wife
>/b/tards, just the worst
Anonymous No.939315262 >>939315356 >>939315384
>>939315145
She is a servant too.. maybe you can convince some mages to summon you 2 together so u can get your revenge.
>>939315162
Well he is kinda the devil and another devil and a hot king.. he can slay gods
Anonymous No.939315327 >>939315494 >>939315776
>>939315252
TO BLAIDD!
Anonymous No.939315346
>>939315252
>proerply
If I could also get six of the best that'd be great, sir.
Anonymous No.939315356
>>939315262
Yeah, some super obscure gods that no one has cared about since the BC era.
Enzer0 No.939315384 >>939315494
>>939315262
Sounds like an idea...

>>939315252
Let's go Blaidd
Anonymous No.939315423
>>939315252
J: My bet is on Blaidd!

C: Same here!
Anonymous No.939315426
>>939315252
Anonymous No.939315455
Go Satan!
Anonymous No.939315494 >>939315512 >>939315550
>>939315327
>>939315384
Just when he could use a stray /b/tard the most...

Astrid might have preferred her final words to be "bring me that horizon!" but she'll have to settle for "you useless fucking *shitbiscuits*!".
Anonymous No.939315512 >>939315621
>>939314974
Thank you golem!

>>939315041
>>939315252
Well... this is not what I had in mind for a marriage...

>>939315494
>(Just as I come back...)
Anonymous No.939315526 >>939315550 >>939315573 >>939315594 >>939315617 >>939315706 >>939316005
We have a winner, God help us!
Enzer0 No.939315550 >>939315650
>>939315494
The sea turtles weren't around to rescue him.. rip

>>939315526
GGs, thanks for the host Ingrid
Anonymous No.939315573 >>939315650
>>939315526
Hmm, well they are in the right place.
My thanks for hosting.
Anonymous No.939315594 >>939315650
>>939315526
I commend your performance, panelgoers. I also commend your hosting, Ingrid.
Anonymous No.939315617 >>939315650
>>939315526
Thanks for the GGame.
Anonymous No.939315621 >>939315690 >>939315706 >>939315775
>>939315512
The event *is* quite open-ended though and even if you don't know anything about fishing right now you'll sure as hell *learn*.

Congratulations on winning, /b/tards, and thanks everybody for playing!
Anonymous No.939315650
>>939315550
>>939315573
>>939315594
>>939315617
You are all most welcome.
Anonymous No.939315674 >>939315890
Gg frens
Anonymous No.939315690 >>939315890
>>939315621
Anonymous No.939315706 >>939315890
>>939315526
I would have at least preferred some ale. And those tomes they carried.. especially the ones with the naked maidens! F-for reasons....!

>>939315621
Learning to swim is not so bad.
But being alone... is hell... that is the real killer.
Many thanks for this match, Ingrid.
Anonymous No.939315775 >>939315890
>>939315621
J: GG everyone, congratulations to those panelgoers.

C: Thank you Ingrid for hosting!
Anonymous No.939315776
>>939315327
Y.B.L... T.L.
Anonymous No.939315862 >>939316335
>>939314886
Lies, damned lies and calumnies. I only enjoy talking in gratuitous detail about it.
Anonymous No.939315890
>>939315674
>>939315690
>>939315706
>>939315775
Anonymous No.939316005 >>939316396
>>939315526
Thanks for hosting
Anonymous No.939316335 >>939316360
>>939315862
this is the start of the hunger games where 24 tributes are selected and begin the competition.
Anonymous No.939316360
>>939316335
truly is hg
Anonymous No.939316396
>>939316005
Thanks for playing, Omori!