Might have a wank lads.
I'll think about Starmer when I do it.
Not in a gay way mind, but because he doesn't want me to have one to anything without proving my age.
Thing is I'm not going to prove my age. So that's one act of defiance.
By imagining his "hard man" facial expression where he looks like he's just shat himself that's a second act of defiance.
Not remotely arousing, but that's not the point. It's about sending a message.
If anything the fact that it's going to be a bigger challenge to jerk my weenie, given the situation, is what makes it even more rebellious.
I'm like that Chinese geezer who stood in front of the tanks. An act of silent defiance that still strikes to the core.
They called him Tankman
I'll be Wankman