>>719251609
>kindred in dark ages
>>could cleave horses in half
>>could throw around mortals as projectiles
>>could use static magic rivalling actual wizards

>kindred now
>>need cum infused blood to feel emotion
>>biggest spell is blodloss from a popped hemorroid (inside vampire's own arse)
>>can scratch backs like a pro

The more I find out about this sequel the more I feel that "What do we do in the shadows: the game" would have been a much better investment of time and money