>Inoki: hey guy with little to no MMA or shoot fighting training
>Inoki: I'm going to need you to have a shoot fight with Crocop and Fedor to defend the honor of pro wrestling
>Inoki: What? Uh... no, I'm too old. I couldn't. I'm retired. But I would if I could, and I would win too. Did you know I beat Muhammad Ali?
>Inoki: Sure, I've never had an officiated contest that was full contact but...
>Inoki: Anyway, it'll be fine! Gambate!
>*ruins your career so he can get massive pops and pretend to be the "father of MMA" in you're path*
How do you respond without sounding mad?

kek Inoki is a bitch that never had a shoot fight his entire life, chickened out of them more than once, and refused every exhibition after the ali one because he was afraid someone would ambush him like he ambushed ali

he literally ran out of the ring and into the dressing room to get away from bruno