>be me
>be in grocery store
>be at check out
>cashier is weirdo who is quiet and never looks at me or speaks unless absolutely necessary
>strong psychopath vibes
>whatever, I'll get my stuff quickly and leave
>mistake one fruit for a different fruit like a retard
>cashier asks me softly what fruit it is, so they can enter it in the machine
>tell them the name and that I'm excited to try it for the first time
>old man next to me in line says he doesn't think its that kind of fruit
>I say still happy and polite "I think it is"
>suddenly feel a wave of contempt for being so stupid
>look over and it's coming from the cashier
>I can feel them in my head reading my thoughts
>panic
>4chan training kicks in
>niggerniggerniggerkikekikekike
>feel disgust and a low opinion of me for thinking racist words
>feel them retreat from my mind in disgust
>success!

>later
>ponder if I had a psychotic break
>people can't be psychic
>oh well, if it's a psychotic break, it's only centered around some weirdo I can avoid
>decide to keep it to myself and avoid him

>watch videos on alien encounters
>the subject of Gray alien human hybrids comes up
>alien expert: "Oh yeah, they improved the technology to make hybrids. Now they have Gray hybrids living on Earth that look exactly like humans. They're psychic like the Grays are."
>fuckfuckfuck
>watch more videos and research articles online
>Gray alien hybrids is mentioned everywhere and psychic abilities of Grays are well known.

If it ever happens to you, just remember your 4chan training X/.