Thread 40908683

>be me
>be in grocery store
>be at check out
>cashier is weirdo who is quiet and never looks at me or speaks unless absolutely necessary
>strong psychopath vibes
>whatever, I'll get my stuff quickly and leave
>mistake one fruit for a different fruit like a retard
>cashier asks me softly what fruit it is, so they can enter it in the machine
>tell them the name and that I'm excited to try it for the first time
>old man next to me in line says he doesn't think its that kind of fruit
>I say still happy and polite "I think it is"
>suddenly feel a wave of contempt for being so stupid
>look over and it's coming from the cashier
>I can feel them in my head reading my thoughts
>panic
>4chan training kicks in
>niggerniggerniggerkikekikekike
>feel disgust and a low opinion of me for thinking racist words
>feel them retreat from my mind in disgust
>success!

>later
>ponder if I had a psychotic break
>people can't be psychic
>oh well, if it's a psychotic break, it's only centered around some weirdo I can avoid
>decide to keep it to myself and avoid him

>watch videos on alien encounters
>the subject of Gray alien human hybrids comes up
>alien expert: "Oh yeah, they improved the technology to make hybrids. Now they have Gray hybrids living on Earth that look exactly like humans. They're psychic like the Grays are."
>fuckfuckfuck
>watch more videos and research articles online
>Gray alien hybrids is mentioned everywhere and psychic abilities of Grays are well known.

If it ever happens to you, just remember your 4chan training X/.

>>40908683 (OP)
The hybrids are awesome. I'd love to meet one and talk about the universe.

interesting post anon. I heard some of them even post on /x/

>be me
>cashier
>ugly tranny walks in
>oh fuck oh fuck don't make eye contact
>it gives me a fruit
>can't tell the difference between another fruit that looks similiar and I also don't really know much bout fruits
>it starts telling me a whole life story about how it wants to try it for the first time
>notice customers are getting frustrated
>its making a scene over this fruit
>everyones panicing
>tranny starts to get real angry to where I think its gonna start fucking up the store
>I just put the fruit through to get it out of here
>fucking trannys

>>40908883
>be fruit
>ew gross touched by a tranny
>mfw I'll never get the smell off
>cashier scans me
>tranny won't stop talking
>ugh, just take me home
>tranny picks me up again finally
>Hate trannies

>>40908883
if you worked at the supermarket in the hood, some drunk old black guy next in line would give the tranny some serious stink eye and ask if they're a man or a woman, and then the entire line busts out laughing

that episode pissed the bull dyke gorilla bitch manager off even more, which made it even funnier

>>40909004

Heh. They need a sharp kick of reality every so often. Pity there aren't many of us willing to give it to them.

Jason when you cover this can you please make sure to say niggerniggerniggerkikekikekike in the episode?

Op discovers that strange and antisocial people exist.

i dont care unless they have an extra pair of tits, sorry charlie.

>>40908683 (OP)
>cashier asks me
>tell them
>I can feel them in my head
>feel them retreat
Fuck off with your stupid reddit language.

>be me
>waiting in line at the grocery store
>some tranny is holding up the line because it mislabeled a fruit or some shit
>the down syndrome DIE hire cashier doesn't know what to do
>just kind of mumbles and shifts around
>tranny is having a 'tism fit, keeps talking about fruit and getting agitated
>I'm sandwiched between two niggers in the line
>there's a baby crying at the back
>probably a mexican baby
>I hate the USA

>>40908683 (OP)
Probably just a zoomer.

>be me
>I arrived in this country a few days ago
>go to a grocery store
>I'm almost last in line
>a guy is confused because of a fucking fruit
>the cashier should just say the price of the damn fruit
>the idiot continues in a moral questioning about the fruit
>I'm with my black girlfriend and her brother
>the guy between them is visibly uncomfortable
>I can almost hear him mentally saying the N-word
>to make matters worse, a baby starts crying
>where's the fucking American dream that TV sold me?

are bald men alien human hybrids
Why are ALL the world leaders bald why are ALL the cops, judges, news anchors, correction officers bald. ALL the top athletes are bald they are bigger, stronger, faster than humans I am convinced that bald men are alien human hybrids it does not matter where they are from. the mountains of china to the savannas of Africa all over the world these people have the SAME EXACT BALDING PATTERN it first starts off in a pattern of two horns then it bald's the top of the head as if the hair cant cover the cranium because the scull is growing. its like trying to put an aliens head into a humans hat it wont fit. Because of the inhuman growth of the top of the scull the skin stretches to the side creating the balding pattern. Its hereditary so if your father bald you will be bald that makes it genetic so that means there is two types of humans on this planet those who are balding and those who are not. how did this happen when did we get two types of genetically different species on this plant now I know where those the horns come from when we think about a devil they have no conscious just vessels.

Why are all the world leaders bald why are all the cops, judges, correction officers bald.do you remember the wigs. small step for man and giant leap for man kind. does the word nephelam rind a bell. Or how about Matthew 13:24-30 But while men slept, his enemy came and sowed tares among the wheat, and went his way.

>>40908683 (OP)
I swear being a cashier at a market is like THE job to have if you’re reclusive and introverted. Operating a forklift and stocking shelves after hours are others that come to mind.

>>40910825
you try and deal with all the bullshit that comes with politics and not wind up bald, this is a shit take.

>>40910825

As the Africans discovered and know, all us bald men have a thick layer of gold under our domes. This makes us most valuable and gives us the ability to read your thoughts and communicate secretly by telepathy. Why do you think gold is such a store of value? Because we baldies and our gold noggins say it is.

why the fuck would an alien be working as a cashier and not as a scientist or engineer?

>>40908683 (OP)
>TMW the westoid thinks Yōkai are aliens

>>40914614
Broken ass space man

Since this is /x/, I'm going to skip all the doubt and just address this at face value. For fun and because you never know who is actually behind that other screen.
Words have power, we all know that, and nigger/kike are very heavily charged words. That said, the idea that these words would be disgustingly repulsive to a literal half alien seems a little silly. Im sure they could psychically handle a little bit of /pol/ bantz kek.
It could be, though, it was disgusted with the fact that you knew how to repel it at all. You also could have misinterpreted its emotions. Id highly doubt theyre Entirely the same or really even analogous to ours. Maybe you interpreted as disgust what was really intense hatred. Either way if it were me, id keep going back there to get intel or at least fuck with the alien who is disgusted by me yet is forced to serve me to maintain cover.

>>40908763
the universe is being actively jewified

>>40908920
kek

>>40914968
>real, non blue beans aliens come down to save humanity
>it really works, most of our problems are almost immediately solved
>new age of seeming prosperity
>one day, in a conversation with the aliens over coffee I ask why such large off-planet gold shipments are necessary, given their hyperadvanced technology
>aliens all look at each other uncomfortably
>one leans forward and says in a hushed tone
>"anon... you haven't heard of the space kikes??"
>NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN!!

>>40914999
yep

All these different specy of ayys, almost more than in extended universe of star wars, and none of them have come to save our planet from the orion group and reptilians running the show.

>>40910825
I knew my visceral hatred of balds was legit

>>40908683 (OP)
what fruit nigger

>>40910825
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sagittal_crest
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enthesophyte
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/search/research-news/2370/

Don't stop at seeing patterns. Understand them.

>>40908683 (OP)
>a low opinion of me for thinking racist word
do a flip

>>40908683 (OP)
You should shop somewhere else due to, both the employees and other customers being genuinely awful.

>be new purchase
>just an ordinary TV set
>spend a few years in my country of manufacture
>getting a little old (wtf is 'outdated'?)
>end up in a donation program
>gonna get shipped over the seas
>wind up in foreign country
>remember showing footage of these things
>ready to get smashed when the savages get a hold of me
>they just want... to watch television
>huh
>okay.avi
>teach a couple (literally 2) children about the American Dream
>even end up advertising the new model which obviously replaced me back home
>what I wouldn't give to see how the real world turned out since I left