>>24659732
To become a Great Writer you need to read at least 7 229 716 182 words, or about 5923 books. It doesn't matter what books they are, only how many words are inside. Once that happens, Shakespeare's phantom will come down to you, and pierce your ear. There may be some light sodomy involved. Once anointed with your earring (worn upon the left), and initiated into the Order of Job, you may now begin to write your "tour de force".
