>screen fades from black
AYO GORDON. WAKE YO CRACKA ASS UP! THAT MUHFUGGIN G-MAYNE FIVE-O HONKY DONE TOOK MY BABY GIRL FROM ME, WE GOTTA GET HIS ASS, DAWG. TAKE THIS HERE CROWBAR, AND FUCK HIS ASS UP NIGGA.
>hood nigga gangsta rap starts playing
>opening credits