>>715424451 >Phone rings >Guy introduces himself as Paul with the thickest Indian accent >"Hello saar, I wanted to tell you about student loan for-" *click* >Phone rings >Guy introduces himself as Jake with the thickest Indian accent >"Hello saar, I wanted to call you about your Medicaid part B-" *click* >Message Samsung support about an issue with a tv >"Hello my name is Bhajeet Akboob. Allow me some times to review the case. I am not tv department I am phone department. I will transfer you to right persons." >"Hello my name is Muhammed Muhammed Muhammed Syed Mohammed. Allow me some times to review the case. I am not tv department I am phone department. I will transfer you to right persons." >Disconnect because this happens 5 times >Get on the internet before work >See videos of disgusting Indian street food >See cool video that has a girl in it. Read comments and see that it's just a bunch of Indians going "flirting" >"hi beutiful. What is the procedure to roam with you" >Clock into work >Find bug in software that was fixed months ago and is now back >Message one of the devs with steps to replicate and reference the old JIRA ticket >I will look into this bro. I have added Haji Rajeet Syed Muhammed to this chat. Hahi bhai, please do the needful and kindly revert." >3 hours later, Haji responds. "what is ticket number I don't see. This was fix before it's not an issue. Anon what is problem" >Proceed to go over problem again and show steps to replicate >"Oh. We will fix this" >Silence rest of the day >Next day, see message from Haji saying "I have conclude this is bug. Ramesh Bhai, please do the needful" >Silence for days >Get message from Ramesh. "can not reproduce steps not clear. Anno please do the needful." >Ticket gets sent back to me because they want to postpone doing any work as long as possible >Phone rings >Guy introduces himself as John with the thickest Indian accent >"Hello saar, I wanted to tell you a-"
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