Friendless high-IQ autistic boy here, do any autistic boys on here want to be my pet?

This is 100% NOT a homosexual request. I simply want a male companion who won't randomly ghost me. I don't want to endure the long and painful process of socialization on repeat.

I promise to provide all basic necessities as long as you limit contact with others and help me with some hobbies.

The end goal is to eventually live in a house in the woods together.

>>82486214
I'm a dark skinned man and I wish I could engage in some yaoi with a qt white femboy :(

>>82486257
Mfs get on here and ask the most retarded questions. How about I ask a real question. Would you rather someone shove a stick up your ass or have to eat 100 cock rocaches?

>>82484126
People are really still trying to online date in the big 2025. Just wrap it up lil bro, that's sooooo 2018-2021

>>82479718
See, and that's the reason why us NEETs make fun of you wagecucks. Your lives suck ass and then some of you have the nerve to make fun of us for just living our lives outside of the system, not wanting to wear your little chastity cage. NOW GET BACK TO WOEK, WAGIE!!! I WANT MY NEETBUX BY THE END OF THE MONTH, BOY!!!!!