Thread 83067629

Friendless high-IQ autistic boy here, do any autistic boys on here want to be my pet?

This is 100% NOT a homosexual request. I simply want a male companion who won't randomly ghost me. I don't want to endure the long and painful process of socialization on repeat.

I promise to provide all basic necessities as long as you limit contact with others and help me with some hobbies.

The end goal is to eventually live in a house in the woods together.

>>83067629 (OP)
>>The end goal is to eventually live in a house in the woods together
Sounds pretty gay dude. But desu sounds cute having a gay relationship in the woods

>>83067629 (OP)
varg i know it's you

>>83067728
it's peak cute gayness, in my onionn

>>83067629 (OP)
griffith1232 add me

>>83067629 (OP)
I am interested, what are your hobbies and do you have discord? How old are you

>>83067728
>>83067772
There is literally nothing gay about this. In fact wanting to escape society is the non-gayest thing ever.

>>83068916
Nevermind I just read the pet part, that's so gay dude you're a weirdo, why not just be normal friends

>>83068916
>what are your hobbies
Currently just learning how to drive, studying psychology and trying to become financially literate. My parents are aging so I need to get my life together before I can get back into any surrogate activities.

>How old are you
23

>>83068924
>why not just be normal friends
guys say this and then they keep trying to haave sex with you anyway

>>83069360
You must be a woman, among men it is normal to be just friends, thats the only kind of friend we are gonna get anyways.

friends get stolen by their wives and then you never see them again

>>83067629 (OP)
>who won't randomly ghost me
explain? story?

>>83069440
>>who won't randomly ghost me
I am autistic so it is inevitable.

Normies have zero regard for online friends despite the fact that we value them.

>>83069555
this is why i dont make internet friends anymore