>>535321269
Talking about spiders non-stop and going on long-winded intense, flowery rants about how offensive spiders are without provocation goes a bit beyond "arachnophobia", buddy.

>>533686414
Sounds like you want to have gay sex with it but you are unwilling to accept such, so you unconsciously deny it and project it to externalize shame.

How about this NPC? Does he also seem "gay" to you?