and i know what you guys are thinking: well it's because they're gross and they touch their nose and their eyes and the desk and the counters and the doorknobs and all this shit without washing their hands!

incorrect, dumbass. those nastyass unhygienic fucks have stronger immune systems as a result of exposure to all that bullshit. take for instance, people picking their nose. is it gross? ya. it's gross. do they have a stronger immune system from it? absolutely. i'm not gunna tell ya to pick your nose. i'm just gunna tell you i've never been one of the jocks. i'll always be a nerd.