>>42767087
>be me
>terminally jaded faggot
>"love is a lie"
>"marriage is a scam"
>"valentine’s day is a corporate psyop"
>one night fall asleep shitposting about it
>wake up in pastel hell
>pink alicorn smiling down at me
>"You look like someone who needs a little love~"
>ohgreatherewego.png
>tell her love is fake and gay and that everyone just pretends for personal gain
>she just giggles
>next few days are pure emotional warfare
>Cadance keeps dragging me to couples around town
>shows me how they care for each other even when nopony’s watching
>introduces me to ponies who’ve been together for years
>an old couple who still hold hooves like teenagers
>a stallion who works two jobs just to give his mare more time with their foal
>a mare crying because her coltfriend surprised her with a picnic
>keep telling myself it’s fake
>but it’s not
>they’re not acting, they’re just happy
>Cadance finds me sitting alone, staring at the stars like a fag
>she just smiles and sits next to me
>"So, still think it’s all fake?"
>try to come up with a snarky reply
>nothing comes out
>she just smiles knowingly
>my chest feels warm for the first time in forever
>tears start
>"Think you’re ready to admit it’s real?"
>"…Yeah. Maybe love’s not a scam after all."
>episode ends
>theme music plays
>wake up and look at the clock
>mfw it's somehow only been 22 minutes

>>42748601
Nah, bro. Nothing happened.

>>42370931
Besides maybe having a short attention span she's not actually stupid, she's just oversocialized into her self-image as an archetypal 'dumb jock.' She's just insecure.