Scottish history be like
>King James finally turns 18 and asserts his prerogative against Earl Dougal the Frugal macGillebrigte Stewart of Morgay who killed his father
>Earl Dougal raises arms against the king with the Earls of Douglas and Angus and the MacFaggotry clan of Kinkilleckmore
>The sworn rivals of MacFaggotry, the MacLosers join the king
>The king wins at the Battle of Dunballitar
>Total dead: 200
>The king finally gets some stuff done
>dies with a 2 month old heir
>The Black Anuses of Dumbassburghshire take control the country by a regency after defeating the Red Anuses of the Isle of Shitelay
>Black Anuses can now be corrupt and give all their shit to their friends, like the MacRetards of Fagdort
>Red Anuses run to England and beg for help
>England intervenes and defeats a Scottish Army outnumbering the English 3 to 1 at the Battle of Faggend
>Romanticize the Battle of Faggend and le epic warrior scots for the 500 years
>Red Anuses are now in power
>Red Anuses can now give kickbacks to their friends, like the Gaystrongs of Fagroxburgh
>In-fighting for the next 18 years
>Nothing gets done, blame the English
>Meanwhile the MacGays of Forthestay raided the MacBottoms in some shit hole no one cares about; this will be romanticized 500 years later
>repeat