I would like to also submit a document obtained via discovery
created this very day by the plaintif
that clearly shows his signature and includes selfies
not only of him eating shit
but also engaging in shit related activities
I would ask the court to pay special notice to the answers he filled in
T U R D S
This clearly spells turds and proves not only his fecal fixation
but also a complete disregard for the norms and rules of society