I wonder if it's fun to bounce on stormclouds. Derpy's smile after being struck by lightening only makes me think she likes it and bounces on the clouds so that she does get shocked because she likes the feeling, really why else choose a stormcloud. It's actually a common pegasi addiction, they call it "shocking" or "thunder strucking" and Derpy being the little retard that she is just gets into it, or maybe that's even why she's retarded from doing it so much kind of like how druggies get all messed up, that would explain why she sometimes doesn't have derped eyes early on. But that's all kind of stupid obviously I like her being born derped. Rainbow doesn't even help Derpy while she' bouncing on the stormcloud, she just knows Derpy is a lost cause like when you see drug addicts it's just "well, what can I do." You keep getting your moments of fleeting pleasure Derpy. It's so sad, I can't believe MLP has such a dark secret canon lore to everything.
Kind of like how Two Best Sisters made me think of Celestia and Luna a certain way for a while, Derpy's character to me now is just the UFP version. "Stand still while I murder you a bunch." "Ah dammit I got sand in my vagina again!" "My ass has super natural powers! Behold!" Even though I'm into domination 100%, Derpy has the only muffin-fed flank I want on my face, just for a moment. I was doing the opening sex scene with her and her special somepony and I always feel like I have to explain every emotion, how mares feel pleasure from making their mates happy and stallions have a selfish sinister pleasure. Because everyone must have the same lust-type as me. OH! You know what, Rainbow talks about how Ditzy flew west to get the south birds or whatever, which by the way I need to rewatch that, did she say west? because west was the Everfree forest and border of Equestrian in the original canon, maybe that proves it wasn't. But the point is maybe when Derpy goes off and gets lost that's when she meets her special somepony Long Lance who is on some guard outpost and OH I can already see the whole scene.

One thing I wish was that there was more types of clouds and weather for her to mess up with. the sky and clouds really cant' do much. Lightening, hail. Okay. Maybe somehow she ends up getting raining brimestone, flaming hail on Ponyville. Got some ideas for MLP, Hasbro will steal them because they're so bad.