I am on medical leave, this means I get to play video games near constantly everyday. Since I'm a bonafide Gamer, I don't have time for this so-called foidussy. I'm a gamer this means I don't get pussy, but at least I'm not as much of a faggot about it as you are about banging all this so-called foidussy you obviously don't get or you wouldn't be posting here. My hands are literally covered in cheeto dust right now as I type this up to you and your imaginary conquest with this slatternly succubus. I sure would like to meet her. I'm going to jack my greasy gamer cock off right now, and I will lick the cheeto dust off my fingers while I do it. How do you like them apples? Yeah not so down with the dussy now are ya punk.

>neighbors are fucking again
You hear rigorous clapping for two seconds then nothing again. Even sounds disappointing. I'd be abusing that as much as possible!

I remember when shitpost greentexts were the thing here. We'd make up all kinds of wild shit for anons. What happened? Why are 90% of threads just porn spam? It used to be maybe 40% of the threads were like that. Haven't been here a while.