Thread 82075537

>neighbors are fucking again
You hear rigorous clapping for two seconds then nothing again. Even sounds disappointing. I'd be abusing that as much as possible!

>>82075537 (OP)
me when my banana is plapping some coconuts

>>82075616
This cocoNUT gun can FIRE in SPURTS
If he FUCKS ya
It's
Gonna
Hurt!

>>82075537 (OP)
Had the one above my apartment plapping nightly. Kept me up at night. It has been 4 months of silence now. Guess it didn't work out...

>>82075861
Maybe that's for the best. I know it's hard on you

>>82075537 (OP)
>has no style
>has no grace
>has a funny face
>gets called crazy
>no gf
>only appears in a few games
>looks completely off and different from the other kongs

Bros, is Lanky Kong /our/ guy? Is it really over for Lankycels?

I once heard loud sex followed by the girl crying, another time ended with arguing.

>>82075646
HE'S BIGGER

>>82076979
Wow. No one mentions when these situations go left. One time a neighbor and his squeeze were having sex, after he stopped/finished (2mins) she went into a rage and destroyed a bunch of his stuff. Cops had to come, she was some crackhead off tinder.

>>82076987
>Balls-Nuts
>Peenus
>Pineapple (cum) smells (good)
>Gapes
>Melons (.)(.)
>Whore-and-jizz
>End (with my) cock(s)-own-nut (you fucking) shills

>>82075537 (OP)
I doubt it, my neighbors are both obese
I'm reminded of that George Carlin bit on fat people
>DO THESE PEOPLE FUCK?
>How do they wipe their asses, do they require assistance?

>>82075537 (OP)
https://youtu.be/js4I20krJp4?si=Ex4ffqeX6QFo_55M

>>82075537 (OP)
>>82075616
>>82075646
nudong just ain't right