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>"This Oscar season"
>establishing shot of the Nuremberg court house
>Hermann comes harumpfing up the steps
>fade to black
>"One man"
>reveal of Crowe's sweaty face, zoom in
>"Bit off a little more than he could jew"
>Out of ze way, iz my testimony!
>Rap Remix of 'Erika' starts blasting
>flash back, birds eye shot of a dingy office, the camera spins on its axis as the music gets louder: Göring and his public defender lean over a desk buried under files and photographs
>'Oy Gevalt, Hermann, you built a rollercoaster to do what?!'
>"And his world is about to be flipped upside down"
>Hermann in full uniform on a podium, getting saluted by Wehrmacht soldiers
>snap cut
>Hermann in handcuffs on the witness bench
>music starts to skip back as we enter a montage interspliced with quick fades
>'Hitler's dead!'
>shot of der Führerbunker, smoldering rubble (Und Das Heisst)
>'Goebbles' dead!`
>close-up of wine bottle slipping out of a limp hand (Und Das Heisst)
>'Eichmann's God knows where!'
>monkey snatches a Luger from a table on a hacienda and jumps into the treetop canope (Und Das Heisst)
>'How are you gonna get out of this Schlamassel?'
>(music fades out)
>Göring suddenly grins and gets up from the witness bench
>'gas chamber? I'll show you a gas chamber!'
>turns and points his rear to the camera
>slo-mo shot of the jury trying to escape the blast zone
>earth shattering fart noise, music fades back in
>(EEEEEEEEERRIIIKAAAAAA)
>title card: Nuremberg
>the letters all swell up like balloons and pop
>the G zips across the frame and makes whoopie cushion noises as credits flash
>Rated PG