How do I know when it's fine to fuck your friends wife?

Ive grown up beating walls since i was 15.
My hands are significantly harder than the majority of niggsrs skull.
It also helps my reactions are very swift and violent.

How do people manage to get away with fucking around at work without being made into the bad guy?

is it an unreasonable expectation that I should have two wives? One with big tits and a fat ass (snatched waist though) and one with small tits and a little ass?
What kind of net worth would I need to achieve this? What worldwide regions should I look to move to?