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Anonymous No.33564330 >>33564355 >>33564393 >>33564648 >>33567371 >>33570717
How do people manage to get away with fucking around at work without being made into the bad guy?
Anonymous No.33564355 >>33564416
>>33564330 (OP)
They play the social kiss ass game "office politics", or they are the go to guy for a very specific problem they make sure no one else can solve "job security".
Anonymous No.33564393 >>33564450
>>33564330 (OP)
They are probably not ugly. That goes a long way.
Anonymous No.33564416 >>33565055
>>33564355
I meant like actually fucking around
Anonymous No.33564450 >>33564456
>>33564393
Bro I'm handsome as shit fuck off with that notion
Anonymous No.33564456 >>33564509 >>33564617
>>33564450
You could look like atlas and it wont mean a single thing if your insides look like Quasimodo.

I suspect from how you type you've got a very ugly soul.
Anonymous No.33564509
>>33564456
Whatever that means
lol.
Anonymous No.33564617
>>33564456
The fuck you talking about bitch I'm a sweetie everyone knows it
I've just had a dark few years behind me that's all
Anonymous No.33564648
>>33564330 (OP)
I won't read venting, obviously moaning about something that happened at work, threads
Anonymous No.33565055 >>33565428 >>33565777 >>33567310
>>33564416
Managers love to see you toiling, and hate to see you comfortable. They get off on being more comfortable and rested and wealthy than you.
They are functionally NPCs that can be fooled easily if you learn to Look Busy. Never let them see your phone, don't sit down on anything that looks like a chair or stool, walk faster when you're in their line of sight. During a seasonal winter job 2 years ago i got away with spending 40 minutes chatting and 20 minutes working by just being the gold star employee whenever the boss was looking.

It can be hard depending on the job and type of co worker you have but it makes it way easier to fuck around if your co-workers like you. Find the chill ones and make friends with them, figure out which ones are desperate for the managers approval and avoid them. Those ones will snitch on you and try to get you fired for GoodBoy Points.
Anonymous No.33565428 >>33567417
>>33565055
I meant like sexually
Anonymous No.33565777
>>33565055
replace everything i said with sex stuff then.
Managers love to see you edging, etc.
Anonymous No.33567310
>>33565055
Pretty much this. Boomers utterly fucked productivity.
You mean I had one that told me he wanted to hire me to do some work on his computer. However rather than check the work he wanted to monitor every button push by literally standing over me for about 4 hours.
Told him to fuck off (literally).
He'll probably subject some poor jeet to the same work and they'll just run it through chat ai and he'll end up sued for copyright.
Oh well not my fucking problem, this is why I rarely help people beyond here and good family members. Alot of people are complete assholes today.
Anonymous No.33567371
>>33564330 (OP)
be a "people" person who happens to be celibate and enjoy sex.
nothing wrong with fucking your coworker if you don't create false expectations or wreck homes
Anonymous No.33567417
>>33565428
Rules 1 and 2, of course
>Be attractive
>don't be unattractive
Anonymous No.33570717
>>33564330 (OP)
Favoritism and neoptism unironically, that and also being a normalfag