>>521017621
>be nigel bongington
>fly into states on tourist visa and never leave
>grow a beard and get some face tattoos and a pair of bitchin shades
>adopt the name Samuel Applepy
>become bounty hunter
>get good, real good
>kick tens of thousands of mexicans out of the country
>one day they hand me a picture
>it's my passport photo
>"this one slipped off the grid, Sam. We've been hunting him for years, and he's given our best guys the slip. Emperor Trump has asked for you personally. Name your price. Find him"
>mfw I hand myself in and get deported with my own bounty