Thread 521016584

FUCKING DO IT

>The Trump administration is exploring a program to hire bounty hunters who would track down illegal immigrants and receive bonuses for successful captures, according to a government contracting site.
>The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) and U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) issued a request for information on Oct. 31 through the federal government’s central online portal for federal contracting opportunities to gauge interest from private bounty-hunting services.
>“DHS ICE has an immediate need for Skip Tracing and Process Serving Services using government furnished case data with identifiable information, commercial data verification, and physical observation services, to verify alien address information, investigate alternative alien address information, confirm the new location of aliens, and deliver materials/documents to aliens as appropriate,” the request stated.
>While the information gathering process isn’t the same as the government seeking a contract for services, it could lead to an opportunity in the foreseeable future.
>The idea is for ICE to provide skip-tracing companies—businesses specializing in locating individuals—with information on 10,000 immigrants at a time to locate over an initial 12-month period.
>Extra assignments would be given in increments of 10,000, up to 1,000,000, over additional periods of time.
>Under the plan, skip-trace vendors would be paid to find illegal immigrants and serve them with documents.
>Such companies would verify address information for non-citizens provided by the government, research additional possible addresses for these individuals, confirm their current residence locations, and deliver required documents to them as needed.
>Bounty hunters would provide ICE with documented home and work addresses, phone numbers, vehicle information, and social media information.

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/dhs-weighs-private-bounty-hunters-locate-illegal-immigrants

>>521016584 (OP)
it must be hard finding all the illegals

dumpy uuu im gonna give up my citizenship and so i can cross the border illegally to have her handcuff me uhhhhhhhgggggghnghnhnhnhnhnhn

>>521016846
saved

I wish I could emigrate legally to the US to become an illegal foreigner bounty hunter

>>521016584 (OP)
Someone needs to secure that ASS.

>>521017492
Well if they really do use contractors, I don't know if you can join them as a foreigner but you might be able to lol

>>521016584 (OP)
i swear they do this fat ass pix on purpose

>>521017623
God I hope so.

Got what I voted for

>>521016584 (OP)
HEAR ME OUT

>>521017758
I didn't specifically vote for ICE to use a bounty system, but I would've if I had known it was a thing.

>>521016584 (OP)
They use bounty hunters for people that jump bail, so that makes sense

>>521016584 (OP)
Get right wingers to overstep bounty hunter authority. Get them to take all the bullets that would be going for ICE. It's a perfect plan if you're Trump and hate your own base.

>>521017884
Illegals are going to be deported and there's nothing you can do about it you seething freak.

>>521017813
hear you out on what? the conventionally attractive female body? do zoomers really

>>521016584 (OP)
all the H1B jeets took the tech jobs so I'm out of work...how much are they paying?

>>521018014
bout tree fiddy

>>521017973
he's interested in pedro on the left

>>521017623
We do

T fednigger

Apply to ICE. We have many vacancies and academy is easy as long as you're not a fatfuck

>>521017621
>be nigel bongington
>fly into states on tourist visa and never leave
>grow a beard and get some face tattoos and a pair of bitchin shades
>adopt the name Samuel Applepy
>become bounty hunter
>get good, real good
>kick tens of thousands of mexicans out of the country
>one day they hand me a picture
>it's my passport photo
>"this one slipped off the grid, Sam. We've been hunting him for years, and he's given our best guys the slip. Emperor Trump has asked for you personally. Name your price. Find him"
>mfw I hand myself in and get deported with my own bounty

>>521018148
kek you wouldn't have to do through all that, I think you might be able to just apply to the contractor. great story though

>>521018148
they'd probably be all gay about it and not give you the money

good story tho

>>521017557
She has a big soft bottom.

>>521016584 (OP)
>>521016846
>>521017623
>right wingers are white supremist nazis!
>employs big booty latinas and possibly thick ebony women

>>521016584 (OP)
This is one step from Wanted: Dead or Alive posters

>>521016584 (OP)
Aww, I want to be a Bounty Hunter
We need the Wild Wild West in some areas back.

>>521016584 (OP)
will /pol/ create an organized nigger wrangling company?

where to find big brapper bulletproof slampig? where do they congregate? outside of work hours, of course.

>>521019683
the gym?

>>521017492
I wish you could, too. I'm a woman with XX chromosomes and a real vagina. Wanna get married? Then we can hunt the bastards together! (Was raped by a Hispanic roommate. Want revenge simple as.)

>>521017973
>thinking someone who regularly violates American citizens rights and then lies about it until video evidnece contradicts them are good qualities in a wife
Your brain is cooked, kid.
NGMI
https://youtube.com/shorts/1wjmx_cUoiw
1https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15261059/ice-agents-crash-american-car-drag-detain-hours.html

>>521018136
How about disabled? I was raped and crippled by an illegal. Doctors say it's temporary and I am recovering and can walk short distances. Ideal for a desk jockey position. I look somewhat Hispanic and can speak Spanish (Navajo descent and born U.S. citizen). Where do I apply and do I qualify?

>>521020312
LONDON
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>>521018136
How many ICE agents are Israeli dual-citizens and/or former IDF?

>>521016584 (OP)
ho-lee fuck what is her @

>>521021230
@ICEbooty47

>>521016584 (OP)
How about bounty hunters for the people that hire illegals. Much more efficient.

>>521016584 (OP)
>>521016846
is this what you voted for?

>>521017623
Because USA is a degenerative gooner society. Women fuck niggers and wignats sit cranking it all night alone. Mashallah.

>>521021230
@phatfarm

>>521021512
hehe... maybe

>>521018718
>>521021512

>>521021512
i love fat asses

every girlfriend I've had I've spanked hard as fuck from behind by surprise with both hands

they don't say shit

>>521016584 (OP)
>Bounty hunters
That's so cool, my inner 13 y/o wishes he could to some detective work
>"let's go, Timmy, we have some beaners to find"

>>521020684
>>521022375
imagine how kino the ICE foreign legion would be.

>>521022411
I'll take notes for when we have to hunt every single nigger and muslim in Spain (including traitors who hired the very few that actually work)

>>521022507
Trump would 100% help eurotards with their immigration problems but they don't want him to :(

>>521016584 (OP)
We have to get rid of the spic ICE officers too though. They can't stay.

>>521022666
Nigger ICE agents can stay and be the front line bullet sponges.

>>521022566
I don't trust kike lover Trump all that much, the numbers are way too low, I made the calcs and you need 42 years at the current pace to remove all the illegals. ICE simply does more spectacle than work, you can go incognito and do a better job without screaming everyone where you are and what you're doing. It also disorganizes cucks like antifa

>>521022666
nah they're honorary
>>521022800
ICE faces massive subversion from blue cities and their funding is only now getting going. It'll ramp out.
>it might take a long time :(
might as well get started now!

>>521022856
>nah they're honorary
They ABSOLUTELY are not. There is no such thing as an honorary White among spics. No spic can be White. EVER. ZOG has been pushing this "spics are white actually" agenda since election night. I watched the groundwork being laid for this shit and I will NOT tolerate it.

>>521018136
i wanna apply but i think it said NJ is full :(

>>521016584 (OP)
what happens when the invoices aren't paid?

>>521023940
They hire an illegal Pedro to shank the migger.

>>521016584 (OP)
She needs a plate carrier for that ass

>>521022080
H-how old is she???

>>521018148
kek perfect picture too

>>521017623
Man the chick with the fat ass and brown hair obviously isn't even that tall and yet she still towers over these little goblin creatures. What kind of genetic sewage is in their race man.

>>521017884
Think I'll just snitch to the hotline. Getting tired of seeing them at my church...

if they let me wear jango fett armor im in

>>521016584 (OP)
>>521016846
>>521017623
>>521021512
>>521022080
I’m sure the spot between her asshole and vag-hole is the best smelling. It almost always is on a girl.
You get the nice sour scent from her front hole mixed in with that wonderful musky warm aroma from her anus, topped off with just a hint of that salty goodness of her sweaty taint.
You know you’ve got a keeper if you can detect a bit of urine as well.
The back of my mouth tingles and puckers like I just sucked on a lemon when I smell this. It takes everything in me to not give it a lick so as to not ruin this symphony of a smell.

>>521016584 (OP)
/pol/ wants to use a bounty hunter for dat ass

>>521016846
kek, its literally every photo

>>521016584 (OP)
W-what's she gonna do to him?

>>521016584 (OP)
How come there’s no ICE porn parody yet

>>521020351
you know they're federal law enforcement officers and have powers of arrest for violating federal law, don't you? you do know that? don't tell me you thought that they couldn't touch you if you were a citizen? don't tell me you thought that if you were american you could just fuck them over? like, you honestly think the federal government would allow that?
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/111

it's illegal in of itself to fuck around with feds. the whole idea otherwise is just fucking stupid. the only suprising is how often they just let people of with a warning.

>>521030777
ok but there are only and exactly two crimes that are federally illegal, everything else is unconstitutional

>>521018136
I would, but you fucktards deport peaceful Palestinian protestors instead of actually just enforcing the law.

>>521017623
HSI's gender ratio looks bonkers. I was at a FLETC where a couple agencies would work next to each other. The HSI tables were packed with chicks while my agency was a sausage fest

>>521030645
ok now this is just getting silly

>>521030645
holy shit. That is even too much for the plappers on /pol

>>521030645
haha lol imagine your punishment is to be her sex slave where she subjects you to long term facesitting and general ass worship lol that'd suck

>>521016584 (OP)
What they need to fucking do is open a tip line with rewards offered for tips that result in illegals being deported.

>>521032717
I would be richer than Elon by the end of next year, my city is a fucking dump.

>>521016584 (OP)
I wouldnt mind being caught by one of these cuties. I would play resisting, however

>>521016846
Me and my mommy gf

>>521016584 (OP)
You think she likes the Wendy's Chili?

cant wait for libs to start bounty hunter programs on MIGA group when they win in 2028. Hell i would do it for free

>>521034237
she makes it

>>521034332
>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST DEPORT ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS
why are you like this?

A recipe for disaster. At least ICE can confirm you're a citizen on the road. Jake and Festus cannot.

>>521016584 (OP)
Thicc

>>521034539
You realize these bounty hunters already exist right? they go after fugitives.

>>521030645
That must be the last thing the dinosaurs ever saw.

>>521016584 (OP)
Holy based.

Please please can we get a big tech bounty hunter arc.

In the future, elon musk and jeff bezos will compete to assemble the strongest bounty hunting teams and expel the invaders.

>>521017623
top right for me. how can i become illegal so she'll arrest me? i want her to touch my boner when she frisks me.

>>521023627
Try again on Dec 9th

>>521022080
do you work in music industry?
why do you have music equipment boxes and guitar amp ?

also are you a spic or white ?

>>521016584 (OP)
They should just offer an "American Hero" twx credit to any U.S.A. citizen who successfully detains/reports an illegal to I.C.E. that compounds for each invader successfully brought into custody.

>>521017492
I would support letting White foreigners sign up for some kind of invader catcher taskforce a la the French Foreign Legion and if you serve for 3-5 years or so you get citizenship.

>>521016584 (OP)
Isn't ICE getting more money than the actual military? And somehow they need private bounty hunters still? Why did they hide the numbers again?

>>521016584 (OP)
>guess: los Angeles
My guess is mexico.

>>521031052

You don't want to work with females in federal law enforcement. It's not a good time.

>>521035853
Elaborate.

>>521035526
Why don't you do something instead of begging for foreign men to do your job, homo.

>>521018136
this nigger lmfao

>>521017623
Americans love showing their big booty women

>>521036087
>feds are now openly recruiting on 4chan
Most transparent administration, I suppose. Promises made, promises kept?

>>521016584 (OP)
BUNDA

>>521016584 (OP)
my face as her chair

>>521016846
KEK

>>521035754
I imagine the bounty hunters will do it for cheaper

>>521016584 (OP)
That sounds like privste investigators more so than bounty hunters.

>>521017623
They're trying to recruit guys, are you not aware of US government psyop marketing tactics yet?

>>521036736
Prostitutes in tactical gear should be considered enemy combatants.

>>521021512
Whoever is cumming inside of that middle bitch won the ass lottery

i love milfs like that

>>521016584 (OP)
KEKED by ASSLAND SECURITY

GOD BLESS
DONALD J. TRUMP
MOTHER FUCKERS

>>521032690
Yea you'd be stuck with your tongue inside her asshole sucking it ALL DAY
>FOR THE REST OF THEY DAY

>>521016584 (OP)
>>521017623
>>521016846
>>521021512
POOPA!!!!

>>521030777
Did you watch the video? They randomly struck her vehicle and then assaulted her. They then booked her on bogus charges and dropped them two hours later, when the videos started trending. Shes a complete bystander who was heading to work, and had no fucking clue what was going on. This is like 5th or 6th incidence that even I'm aware of them pulling this type of shit.
Stop being an actual retard, and grapsllsp what the fuck we're even talking about before speaking on it.
Like, the fuck are you doing?

>>521029425
God you sick bastard, my fucking ribs

>>521016584 (OP)
The Jews MAIN program is to end The White Race by flooding all White nations with brown Turds.

Trump, nor any GOP or Dems, will EVER do meaningful deportations.

Let that sink in.

You would see Trump drop a nuke on Tel Aviv before you see Trump deport The Wetbacks.

As DailyStormer.in and others have pointed out, The Govt could EASILY and FOR FREE, using existing laws, cause the majority of Wetbacks to quickly Self Deport by going after a few high profile employers and Land Lords.

>>521016584 (OP)
If she got her triceps a little bigger, that would be great.
>VXVASS

>>521034228
based pic

>>521032717
tip line FOR Illegals for a % of Back Taxes owed by former employers.

Tell the Wetbacks, "just keep basic records, stuff like a few cell phone pics, can even be outside of work coming and going if they try a No Phones At Work policy, can even by your spouse's phone when they drop you off. :)

And when you leave that job, inform IRS and we'll ass rape that pinche gringo and give you 10% right off the top. No taxes, liens, etc on Rewards. :)"

Every Lear Jet Liberal would be firing their "just wonderful, like part of our family" maid the next day.

Remember when they sent a measly 50 Wetbacks to Martha's Vineyard and The Jews instantly sent them to a military Concentration Kamp the next day? Like that, but probably more than a few employers actually murdering their Wetbacks to keep them from reporting and cashing in.

>>521039058
Saucy plox

>>521018136
I thought application window ended 10/08

>>521016846
>>521017623
I wouldn't mind getting arrested by some pawg that's wide enough to get stuck in doorways and asscheeks rival Randalin's booty in size

Leaving this classic here

>https://youtu.be/i4QYvXpaXlY?si=kDnMfedoGi28AaCr

>>521017884
Yep. I'm Latino and I'd shoot any of these non-federal "bounty-hunters" if they tried to randomly kidnap my family members or myself.

>>521016584 (OP)
>just put a large female bottom in the pic and men will talk - works every time

stop falling for this /pol/ , STOP lusting and sinning -- myself included

satan, the lord rebuke you for this, and I ask all women caught up in what is likely some psyop, including Lujan, to have eyes to see and ears to hear and be freed from this web of deceit in Jesus' name. amen.

>>521029425
Lol

>>521016846
lmao, you horny westerners never cease to amaze me

What's to stop one cheeky anon from keeping a mexican couple trapped in a basement, constantly breeding, and selling off their kids to ICE?