"Oh no i can't have sex with a hooker, otherwise i'll be a loser!" - 36 year old virgin.

Why are people like this? You're literally winning by fucking hookers. It's cheaper than taking a woman out to dinner and it makes roasties seethe.

>if you pay for it, it doesn't count
Penis went in vagina. Had sex. Stay mad. If you go skydiving does it not count because you paid money?