>>42748289
>have you considered inventing an OC that circumvents the inconvenient facts of your preferred mare?
Come, now, Discordfriend. You, of all people, should understand that the object of one's love may be neither easy nor convenient. Caddifags must reckon against the fact that their wife is already taken. How they resolve that problem is up to them, but to avoid it entirely is to avoid the mare herself.

>>42431236
>snaps her hooves
Ouch.