>>21619717
I flew 20+ hours once to visit family and the jetlag and probably something I ate made me so sick to my stomach those first couple days, and I was at a bar having beers with my brother and I got absolutely kicked by violent diarrhea, which was painful because I could feel this high pressure hot lava in my gut painfully pushing a core of dry solid shit down my bowel. This bar has two floors, downstairs is food and all the old barflies and upstairs is music and darts and a younger crowd. We were upstairs, and I shuffled panicked across the bar into the bathroom and that's when I realized upstairs only had urinals, no toilets.

I had to do it, I had no choice I was literally shitting my pants as I leaned against the wall unable to walk. Nobody else was in there, and I completely filled the urinal with lumps of hard shit and a whole fucking hot stew of granular diarrhea. the texture was like brown/green/orange paste full of water beads and it was fucking foul.

I wiped up with hand towels and washed my hands up to my elbows and got the hell out of there. We left our full drinks right on the table and evacuated from the neighborhood.