>>213509949
you can't anon, any ayy who can travel very long distances and arrive on Earth will rape us so fucking bad, they can just take an asteroid from Asteroid Belt and throw it at Earth at 50.000 m/s and 99,99% of life die

>>512436918
I don't shave since 2009 or so, I rarely use deodorant, yes I have a girlfriend, no I do not stink

>>512263827
That mid bitch isn't even on my radar, my dick has zero reactions to her. Must be god's way of sensibly telling me
>hey, that's a demon, by the way

>>511078625
>>511078940
far be it for me to understand, but couldn't you theoretically survive a nuke on the outskirt of a city and go to the town or whatever and life is just continuing normally? Nuking London would save so much on taxes it'd probably end up fixing this backward thinking shitheap, sorry I want to survive to see wtf happens next. probably not going to be as nice as becoming vapour but a man can dream of a better time after the apocalypse.