Thread 213509400

WAHHHHHHHHHH

>Aliens invade Earth and try to kill everyone
>"How DARE the child be scared"

Never have kids.

Americans are based when it comes to the babadook and war of the worlds

>>213509400 (OP)
Is it me or does she look like Evie Templeton?

The teenage son was the worst, imagine seeing aliens invade and they oliberate everything in their path with ease and thinking damn I really wanna fight these guys, sign me the fuck up for military service right now bush

>>213509400 (OP)
Her brother was such a dick in this movie, one of the most annoying characters in any film i have seen.

>>213509400 (OP)
this is the worst gif I have ever seen

I agree with last two anons. The brother was the really annoying one. Dakota's character was just a scared kid who had no idea what was happening and she was with the dad she barely saw and she didn't feel comfortable with him.

>>213509512
It's you.

The kids made the show unwatchable for me. I would have gladly fed both of them to the aliens given the chance.

Genuinely though, just how in the fuck are we going to defend ourselves against them?

>>213509949
If they're demons unironically christ

>>213509949
Sit back and wait for America to show up

>>213510076
but they can't even beat goat fuckers or rice farmers

>>213509445
No one wants to watch a movie about shrieking children, unless its Snyder's Superman who stumbled across a school bus full of scared children

>>213509400 (OP)
Goddamn she was shrill. The new war of the worlds mogs this to hell.

>>213509949
Anal.

>>213509949
Don't worry about it. We'll nuke ourselves before they ever show up.

>>213509949
why would i ever do that? they aren't my enemy

>>213509949
We give them billions of pajeets and niggers in exchange for eternal galactic alliance between ayy lmao and the white race

>>213509445
>grating, annoying bullshit exists in real life therefore you should be fine with it being blasted into your ears for a 2 hour movie
Never going to understand this kind of argument from you pseud fucking retards

>>213509551
He thought they were from Europe, so I can see why he would want to

>>213509400 (OP)
am i the only person who liked this movie? i thought the kids added extra tension for the father, the world is falling apart and he's just trying to prove that he's a good dad, its got soul

>>213509400 (OP)
i'd pull the car over and spank her 20 times for being so insolent

>>213509949
I'm going willingly. Fuck this. There is absolutely positively no way that whatever fresh hell they offer is worse than what Jews have already given us and are, more concerningly, still working towards.
These space niggers better get a fucking move on.

>>213509400 (OP)
>I'M AAAACTIIIIING

>>213510417
>people screaming
>in a horror movie

>>213510496
it was fantastic
the scene where their car was overtaken was masterful

>>213510113
i dont think we'd have to follow rules of war when fighting aliens, anonymous.

>>213509400 (OP)
>thank God a white child I'm getting rescued for sure now.

>>213510544
YES. Bare bottom.

>>213509400 (OP)
Most realistic performance in the movie, unironically

>>213510544
>>213510918
Why was this the first thing I thought when I saw the thumbnail?

>>213510918
non-dads won't understand. little girls are absolute assholes. cocky, stubborn, and non-stop shit tests. sometimes you gotta spank them till they piss

>>213509512
i'd pull the car over and spank her 20 times for having slut eyebrows

>>213511082
That hardly seems fair.

>>213511082
girls should not be punished for naturally lewd appearance

>>213510409
If they land in India, China or Africa they're basically sorted for numbers if they can infection or need hosts, but for some reason they keep landing in the US.

>>213510496
>i thought the kids added extra tension for the father
Yeah, the initial boot up of the tripod and car scene was the best part of the movie. The rest was total shit. But it definitely had that shitty ex husband but with real world skills vibe going. His wife was up her own ass, but he was obviously a drunk fling.

>>213510444
This. ZOG has instilled into the amerimutt such a rabid bloodthirst for their own European ancestors, they will literally throw themselves before giant alien killing machines in the hopes to please their jewish masters.

>>213511710
you're not my ancestor, you're just some fag

>>213509400 (OP)
>alien attack movie
>every human character is so obnoxious that you want them killed

What was Spielberg thinking?

>>213509949
Ayy lmao, let's see how they respond to .45 ACP.
Hint: they respond the way all biomass does.

>>213509949
No ayy lmao ever called be an incel

>>213509445
It's annoying. The movie is supposed to be entertaining and fun.

>>213509400 (OP)
Insufferable, and yet her brother was even worse

>>213511597
In the Enders games series, the (bug like) aliens attack China because they think China is an unthinking, unfeeling bug hive.

>>213509400 (OP)
i blame this movie for giving me a vore fetish and I cant believe 20 years later theres still no tripod vore hentai

>>213509949
We will deploy our BBC reserves. BBC>PGP (puny grey peckers)

>>213509949
long spindly fingers with bulbous tips massaged this post out of a telepathic living computer interface

>>213509949
There is only one way

>>213511475
they should be punished. sexually.

>>213509949
They won't show up in silly flying saucers or tripods, they are not hollywood villains like that. If they are doing interstellar travel, and if they really wanted to invade us, then they would probably just click a button and have the whole earth's atmosphere sucked out in a second.

>>213509949
C4 in our butts to detonate when probed

>>213510544
Can you go one day without being a pedophile?

>>213509949
Tell them the capital of the world is in Afghanistan and laugh at them when they wage a decades long war of attrition that drains their resources and cripples their empire

>>213510628
Try not thinking like a quipping redditor for 10 seconds and you might realize why Dakota Fanning screaming for the movie's entire runtime might be really fucking annoying

>>213514195
can aliens consent?

>>213513484
They chose china because it had the largest population

>>213509949
you can't anon, any ayy who can travel very long distances and arrive on Earth will rape us so fucking bad, they can just take an asteroid from Asteroid Belt and throw it at Earth at 50.000 m/s and 99,99% of life die

>>213513317
>The scene where the tripods are coming and everyone is desperately trying to clamor onto the ferry
>The hell train
>The background extras that all have posters of their missing loved ones
>The urban warfare at the end
Aside from the haunted house sequence with Tim Robbins this film is very effective at showing what happens in foreign shitholes when they get invaded by ZOG nations

>>213516558
Of course, they mastered interstellar travel

>>213516268
Reddit is complaining about a kid being heckin annoying because they're scared in a horror movie, retard

>>213516072
Aliens wouldn't be that retarded

>>213512552
*Chuckles softly*
You think your projectile weaponry will stop us?

>>213509400 (OP)
dumb kids ruined the whole movie

would have been much better to have Cruise trying to get to them to see if they're even still alive, than dragging them screaming and being annoying af the whole way

>>213517690
we don't sign our posts here redditor

>>213517690
I mean I don't think it's even possible to get across to you the point that a girl just screaming for the show's entire runtime makes for an annoying character. She does nothing but scream and cry for the entire movie. She literally cannot even walk under her own power. It's not like in your shit take where a monster jumps out in a typical horror movie scene, someone screams, and then it's the next scene. She just fucking shrieks. How are you this fucking dense, I literally can't even begin to comprehend it unless you're some underage autistic fucking retard who hasn't even seen this movie.

>>213509400 (OP)
lust provoking movie

I was annoyed by her when I first saw this at the theaters. But she doesn't annoy me much at all in rewatches. She's supposed to be a spoiled bratty girl.

>>213517766
jeez dude. guess you have PTSD from it.

>>213509400 (OP)
I don't understand why they stopped casting her after she grew breast, she was a great actress and she was also beautiful. It's like they replaced when with her sister. Very weird

>>213509949
This is an irrational fear. No alien race advanced enough to visit us would deem the planet significant enough to bother.
>muh planetary resources
Human cope and vanity.

>>213517766
She's 8. They're useless.
You're too used to shit like jurassic park with quipping helpful kid sidekicks

>>213513339
This. She ruined the film. She Chris Tuckered it.

>>213516060
>punishing kids for being little assholes makes you a "pedophile".
you will never have children.

>>213509949
The green aliens will always protect us from the greys.

>>213509445
lmao, having kids isn't a milestone, and neither is getting married, only the biggest suckers think otherwise.

>>213517766
>How are you this fucking dense, I literally can't even begin to comprehend it unless you're some underage autistic fucking retard who hasn't even seen this movie.
Yeah dude wow that's crazy lol.
She basically delivers the thesis of the film in the beginning, stating that when her body is ready it will simply push the sliver from her finger out. Much like how earth delivered pathogens to the aliens when it was "ready".

Her shrieking isn't that bad. Stop being a faggot.

>>213509949
You shoot it. No gun? Bash it's skull in. Tear it apart with your hands. Kill the alien. Suffer not the alien to live.

>Crowley contacts extra dimensional being/demon, who just happens to look like a Grey
Just a coincidence, I'll trust the media telling me they're little grey people from Nasa's CGI planets.

>>213520176
It's a game of one person suckering in the next. One guy has a shitty life before finding some hole and ejaculating inside her so she shits out some babies and he thinks that will make him feel whole. It never does. He's now even more burdened and miserable. So, what does he do? Easy, he finds another fellow man in his vicinity and socially shames/tricks him into going down the same path as him out of sheer spite.

My daughter would have been 100 times worse

>>213510496
It's kino but also just an easy target.
Most of the action scenes are top class

>>213520474
>Her shrieking isn't that bad.
-t. anon who replays all of Chris Tucker's lines in The Fifth Element

>>213520176
>having kids isn't a milestone
It's probably the most life changing thing you can do