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Does a man having a long full head of hair increase intelligence ability?
So, being that the closer and denser more particles are together, the higher the likelihood that a higher emergence grows out of the density magnetic field arrangement
If a man has long hair around the location of the brain, it can be man bun, pony tail, whatever.
Does a higher emergence magnetic field arise from hair, that could be used by the right next door nearby brain, that possess its own magnetic field (from density of molecules packed together), to up channel additional data onto like sound waves traveling through air molecules grouped together? Interacting magnetic fields
Thinking
Thoughts?
Big thinkerooni

Samson?
Jeebus?
Moses?
Mohhammed?
Dont cut your hair?

I mean don't cut your hair sounds fucking WEIRD for a law? A direct order.
There are so many other ways to prove association or in group than men and women sharing the same hair.
A LAW?
Why?
WHY?!?!?

Maybe humans need every single extra bit of RAM we can get our grubby little hands on.

Maybe talking to yourself out loud is creating a slower data packet of sound waves that bounces off the walls slower than light and returns to you later as a second carrier of data while you think something else in that short span.