>Sex
M
>Race
Technically hispanic but look and act like a dorky white guy.
>Age
29
>Bodycount
0
>Employment/Education Status
Useless Bachelors degree but wasting away in retail
>Salary (if applicable)
Not much more than 30k
>Body type
5'4" stocky manlet who should probably lose weight
>Hobbies
Nerdy baseball fan, reading literature I barely understand, fingerstyle guitar and singing, songwriting on my better days
>Physical/Mental Impairments
All the usual maladies that lead to someone being an almost 30 year old virgin loser. Probably schizoid.
>Other Stuff
I still irrationally feel like I have the potential to turn this all around for the right person