>March
>No job offers
>April
>No job offers
>May, lowered standards
>No job offers
>June
>No job offers
>July lowered standards even more
>No job offers
>April, fixed up resume to be as eyecatching and overly immodest and attractive to bored middle aged female recruiters as possible
> Got offers
>Both are around 1000$ a month which would not even be enough to live in a car on
Wishing I was born as any other animal right about now...
